Funniest moment in Twilight

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Posted: 17 years ago
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What were the funniest moments in Twilight.???? Moments that made you smile or laugh uncontrollably..
Moments that remained with you ...

I personally have lots of favorites.

1. When they are in a plane to Jacksonville.

"I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive. "

That wasn't what I'd meant at all; I hadn't thought of going without him. I'd meant that we should have stayed here together. But I was sidetracked by his response, and a little miffed. Like I couldn't fly cross

country without bringing the plane down. Very funny.

"So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it? "

"Why is the plane crashing? "
He was trying to hide a smile now.

"The pilots are passed out drunk. "

"Easy. I'd fly the plane. "

Of course. I pursed my lips and tried again.

"Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth. "

"I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest

survivors in history. "

I stared at him wordlessly.


I love this guy...The way he comes up with his replies... As if he has thought about them for ages...😆

And when Jacob accidently cuts himself with a knife and Edward comes and says ""I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." 😆

Another one is at the end when Bella says [i]"It's a good thing you're bulletproof." I sighed. "I'm going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie."[/i]

And of course "This hostage stuff is fun" - Alice in Eclipse

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Ritika2025 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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hehe..

Ok, after i posted it, i realised i had missed out on Twilight quotes.

So here is another one. Towards the end of Twilght
"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..."'

And when Bella is about to meet Cullens and Edward says "So you are not afraid that you are about to meet a family full of Vampires bt that they wont approve of you"

Then in Eclipse , after Bella punches Jacob
Bella: "I hate you, Jacob Black."
Jacob: "That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion."
Bella: "I'll give you passionate. Murder, the ultimate crime of passion."

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~*manai*~ thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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there is alot of funny stuff can't choose! 😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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I always loved the one where Bella got a vote for if she could be a Vampire & Emmett's like "Hell, yeah!"..it was soo funny..

& then the one where Bella's thinking in her head "stupid shiny volvo owner"..
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Posted: 17 years ago
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well, there are soooooo many but i cant name them all!!! 😛

but the one that really made me laugh in twilight was...when edward-bella are going to play baseball with the rest of the cullen family and bella loses her control while kissing him and edward says, "Damn it Bella...you'll be the death of me, I swear you will". then he was to sweet-talk to her, which was really cute! 😳

it may sound weird, but this line/scene really made me laugh! 😆 😳
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: ~*manai*~

there is alot of funny stuff can't choose! 😃


ahaha I know realli...lol
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Hmmm, I'd say the part where Edward says oh-so-sweetly: "Bella, you are utterly absurd"

I also like the whole conversation when she sits with him at lunch for the first time. HILARIOUS!!! 😆 😆

And a lot others. Suddenly, i can't remember 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Ah srsly too many 😆

To name a few:

"Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or something?"

Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? - Jacob Black

Emmett- "Fall down again, Bella?"

Bella- "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."

"Your funeral." -Charlie Swan

"This looks like a horror movie waiting to happen"-Bella

"Well there are more than enough vampires present"- Edward

"Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?" - Bella

"And where do you fit into that scheme?"-Edward

"Oh, i'm with the vampires of course."-Bella

Bella: I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like a Guinea Pig Barbie when I do

Edward: If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands.

Bella: You and Billy gossip like old women.

Bella: Edward, There's something that I want to do before I'm not human anymore.
Bella: You.
Edward: Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?

Edward: "Did you commit many murders while I was away?"



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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: indn inn0cence

well, there are soooooo many but i cant name them all!!! 😛

but the one that really made me laugh in twilight was...when edward-bella are going to play baseball with the rest of the cullen family and bella loses her control while kissing him and edward says, "Damn it Bella...you'll be the death of me, I swear you will". then he was to sweet-talk to her, which was really cute! 😳

it may sound weird, but this line/scene really made me laugh! 😆 😳




u know wht..i luved that scene edward's anger just makess mee DIZZY with LUV 😆

but...now that u mention this exact quote..i want to brign up an important point..so ppl plz do comment on this..
when i reread twilight this weekend and came upon this quote..i thought..what if this is a hidden hint that meyer is giving us abt the endign of the series???????😕😕

i knwo she mentioned on the lexicon hwo she likes happy endings..but maybe it wont be the edward bella happy ending😕
edward has gotten himself into trouble many times in order to defend bella...is there ANY possibility at all that his this quote - u'll be death of me - would actually cum out to be tru?????😭😭

now i want u all to console me cuz m goign into depression😭😭😭
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Posted: 17 years ago
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The one scene that made me crack up like heck was the whole sex talk 🤣

oh and the time when Bella punched Jacob 😆 😆

so many quotes made me smile and laugh 😳 like "Look after my heart-I've left it with you." 😳 😳

a lot of others I just can't remember 😛

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