Funniest moment in Twilight - Page 2

@Dark love .

They are some of my favorites too.
Infact, even the entire proposal scene.

he spoke slowly. "Marry me first."

I stared at him, waiting… "Okay. What's the punch line?"
He sighed. "You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke." 😆 😆

"Oh, c'mon," I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice. "I'm only eighteen."
"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down." 😆 😆 😆

"Look, marriage isn't exactly that high on my list of priorities, you know? It was sort of the
kiss of death for Renee and Charlie."
"Interesting choice of words." 😆 😆 😆

"You know what I mean."
He inhaled deeply. "Please don't tell me that you're afraid of the commitment, 😆 😆 😆 " his voice was
disbelieving, and I understood what he meant.
"That's not it exactly," I hedged. "I'm… afraid of Renee. She has some really intense opinions
on getting married before you're thirty."
"Because she'd rather you became one of the eternal damned than get married." He laughed
darkly. 😆 😆 😆

He shook his head. "If you're
not brave enough to marry me, then–"
"Well," I interrupted. "What if I did? What if I told you to take me to Vegas now? Would I
be a vampire in three days?"

He smiled, his teeth flashing in the dark. "Sure, "I'll get my car." 😉 😆 😆

"You're impossible," I groaned. "A monster."
He chuckled. "Is that why you won't marry me?" 😆 😆 😆

I knoww!!! I love this part completely!!! THe entire proposal!!!

And i also loved the part in Edward's room where she says she isn't scared of him, and he demonstrates how scary he is 😆 😆

I cant find the exact quote at the moment. But, Im sure most of you can recall wen Bellz first visits Ed's house. She asks him about Coffins? and Ed smiply goes--- Like I havent heard that one before! 😆 😆 I found that really funny 😆

Originally posted by: Naughty_n_nice

I knoww!!! I love this part completely!!! THe entire proposal!!!

And i also loved the part in Edward's room where she says she isn't scared of him, and he demonstrates how scary he is 😆 😆

Thats one of my absolute favourites too.

I was so disappointed that they changed that in the movie😭😭😭

Originally posted by: Ritika2025

@Dark love .

They are some of my favorites too.
Infact, even the entire proposal scene.

he spoke slowly. "Marry me first."

I stared at him, waiting… "Okay. What's the punch line?"
He sighed. "You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke." 😆 😆

"Oh, c'mon," I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice. "I'm only eighteen."
"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down." 😆 😆 😆

"Look, marriage isn't exactly that high on my list of priorities, you know? It was sort of the
kiss of death for Renee and Charlie."
"Interesting choice of words." 😆 😆 😆

"You know what I mean."
He inhaled deeply. "Please don't tell me that you're afraid of the commitment, 😆 😆 😆 " his voice was
disbelieving, and I understood what he meant.
"That's not it exactly," I hedged. "I'm… afraid of Renee. She has some really intense opinions
on getting married before you're thirty."
"Because she'd rather you became one of the eternal damned than get married." He laughed
darkly. 😆 😆 😆

He shook his head. "If you're
not brave enough to marry me, then–"
"Well," I interrupted. "What if I did? What if I told you to take me to Vegas now? Would I
be a vampire in three days?"

He smiled, his teeth flashing in the dark. "Sure, "I'll get my car." 😉 😆 😆

"You're impossible," I groaned. "A monster."
He chuckled. "Is that why you won't marry me?" 😆 😆 😆

i love that one and the one where he said "and now look whats become of you, trying to seduce a vampire"😆😆

Aww these are all too cute!! 😃 😃

I loved the whole Switzerland talk in eclipse 😳 I can't recall it word for word but when Bella said "If Anglea turns out to be a witch..she can join the party too" 😆 😆 😳