What were the funniest moments in Twilight.???? Moments that made you smile or laugh uncontrollably..
Moments that remained with you ...
I personally have lots of favorites.
1. When they are in a plane to Jacksonville.
"I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive. "
That wasn't what I'd meant at all; I hadn't thought of going without him. I'd meant that we should have stayed here together. But I was sidetracked by his response, and a little miffed. Like I couldn't fly cross
country without bringing the plane down. Very funny.
"So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it? "
"Why is the plane crashing? "
He was trying to hide a smile now.
"The pilots are passed out drunk. "
"Easy. I'd fly the plane. "
Of course. I pursed my lips and tried again.
"Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth. "
"I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest
survivors in history. "
I stared at him wordlessly.
I love this guy...The way he comes up with his replies... As if he has thought about them for ages...😆
And when Jacob accidently cuts himself with a knife and Edward comes and says ""I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." 😆
Another one is at the end when Bella says [i]"It's a good thing you're bulletproof." I sighed. "I'm going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie."[/i]
And of course "This hostage stuff is fun" - Alice in Eclipse