John Abraham

<viewbie's note: The first joke has been edited by me (Shazia_haya) because it was an inappropraite joke. The title has been edited by me as well because we don't allow such jokes to be posted since it may offend someone. The joke you posted can be considered as an insult to one country or nation. So please don't post such jokes. If you don't know which jokes are appropraite to post and which aren't, then please read the rules. Thank you.😊>

John Abraham:
John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
John looked up again and said,
"Never mind. I found one."

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Manu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Manu: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Hope they havent been posted before! Enjoy!

Lol...😆😆Thanks for sharing😛

Originally posted by: hindu4lyf

Ur welcome peeps!
Btw, shazia I myself am Indian but if people come to the jokes section, the least they could do is take it as a JOKE, as far as I saw it, it wasnt racist, or was it? 😉
Ah well sorry for double posting Manu jokes, its a bit strange PM'ing someone for each topic you open ehre asking them if its been posted or not and its virtually impossible to go through all the pages!
anyways, me being indian didnt find it offensive, anyone who did, please say! 😕 whatever!

I get your point😳 But as a viewbie.....I'm supposed to edit such jokes and delete them. Besides in the rules of the Jokes Section it's written that suc jokes aren't to be posted so when the Dev. Team of the Jokes Section see such jokes around the Jokes Section then they have to close the topic. And if it's an obviously offensive joke then we delete it.

And also some jokes may not be offensive but some members might still get offended.😳 E.g. some sardar jokes aren't mean or negative-related but still we delete such jokes because they are sardar jokes. And we don't allow sardar jokes to be posted around here. Plus in the past we've received complains thus we've become more serious when it comes to posting what kind of jokes. Therefore, we always recommend that members read the Jokes Section rules first.

I understand that it's almost impossible to go through all the pages. That's why when someone double posts a joke, we don't delete the joke but we close the topic so that members won't comment under that thread but they still can read the joke. But it's not like we don't want members to comment. We DO want them to comment😳 but we don't want them to double comment under double posted jokes. (Hope I don't sound confusing😳)

If I offended you somehow, I'm truly sorry for that.😳 I mean it. I didn't have any intentions to offend you or be rude or anything negative related.😳

I don't want to discourage you from posting jokes at the Jokes Section or visiting the Jokes Section.

Hope you understand.😳

I'm glad to have you at the Jokes Section😊

A new member in the block.😉

Hope to see you around the Jokes Section.😊

Love,

Sumra