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Hi guys, am back with another OS. This time pure comedy from pov of Kabir. This takes place sometime after pkyek, where everyone is now a lower middle class family because they have lost all the money in all parties and weddings. Also everyone is human.


Oh and the most curious part is its actually based on real life story. smiley2

Have fun reading it.smiley36

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It was middle of the night and in a typical middle class apartment a couple slept peacefully. Kabeer was dreaming of getting promotion in his office when his phone started to ring. He got up with a jerk.

“ssh K..turn it off yar.”, T mumbled in sleep and pushed him out of bed.

“kkHello”.,his voice was hoarse so he coughed to clear his throat. “ahem ahem hello”.

“Kabir dude, come quickly.”

“Who is this?”

“What do you mean who? Abhay. come quickly to my house.”

“What happened are you okay?”

“Piya attempted suicide.”

Kabir was alert now. “What?”, he said rather too loudly. “KK….”, T shouted beside him trying to shush him.

“sorry sorry babes.”

“tchh. It was such nice dream. I was shoping with Eena and Meena in Pacific mall.”

Kabir caressed her head and went out in balcony.

“Is she okay? Where are you guys now?”

“Come to my place. I will tell you everything.”

Kabir ran out the gate in his night-suit only and started to kick-start his old blue colored bajaj scooter. The scooter gave loud noise twice but then fell silent.

“K where are you going at this hour?”, T was rubbing her eyes.

“I will be back soon babes. Abhay called. Piya attempted suicide.”

“Oh my god really? What happened now?”, T ran to him in hurry. She was also awake now but with excitement rather than concern.

“I don’t know babes that’s what I am going to find out.”, He kicked his scooter again but it refused to start.

“Take a cab or auto. This will not start.” Kabir nodded and sighed. At this hour no auto will come. He will have to call for a cab and it would charge double too.

*

He pressed the lift button to Abhay’s building but it didn’t work. He had to climb four floors to reach his house. By the time he arrived he was panting. Abhay was already waiting for him. He looked behind and found Piya sitting on the couch with a pout on her face. Kabir thought she looked alright physically.

“what happened? Are you okay?”

“Abhay is cheating on me.”

“What?”

“Piya I am not cheating on you. I told you.”

Piya pursed her lips and with flared nose she continued to Kabir, “I called him today and told him that I would deliver his tiffin myself. He told me not to come because he had meeting. But then, I had to buy some grocery so I went out with Misha to supermarket and we stopped by that Girish cold drink place and there he was with this Sunaina.”

“Darling, I told you, it was just a small celebration. Our boss gave us a treat after closing the project today.”

“At Girish cold drink?”, Piya asked with anger.

“I told you he is bigger stingy than Kabir is.”, Abhay explained.

“To only you and Sunaina?”, Kabir asked.

“Of course not. Entire team was there.”

“Okay then I don’t understand how is it cheating?”

“He lied to me because he didnt want to eat the food I made for him.”

Kabir didn’t know how to respond to that and he looked at Abhay with his mouth hanging open. He felt a little pity for him remembering the burned pasta incident. Fortunately, doorbell rang. It was mr and mrs Dobriyal.

“What happened? Piya, are you okay?” Mrs Dobriyal rushed to sit beside Piya.

“Mumma. Abhay had big fight at his office and he scolded me and I was already not feeling nice so it was just impulsive. I am sorry Mumma. But I am fine.”

Kabir looked at Piya with narrow eyes but then ignored her lie. Arnab had little talk with Abhay and Madhu scolded them both a bit before leaving. Before Kabir could ask Piya about her lie, doorbell rang again. This time it was Mr and Mrs Raichand. Haseena aunty repeated the same thing and rushed to Piya.

“Mummiji, it was just bad day. First my parlour appointment got cancelled because I had no money to pay and then Abhay didn’t get salary for this month. So, I just couldn’t take it.”

Kabir stood looking at Abhay. He could not fathom how Piya told so many different stories to three different people and Abhay didn’t say anything either just nodded. After Mr and Mrs Raichand left, Panchi and Danish dropped by. Kabir was curious to see which story Piya will tell now.

“I and Abhay had small fight over baby stuff. I am okay now.”

When Ruhi and Angad arrived Piya’s problem was that Abhay won’t let her get a pet dog.

Kabir could not handle it anymore. He didn’t know which story was true and which was a lie but they all seemed equally ridiculous. He aggressively pointed to Piya and said, “Eyyy, What kind of person are you? You have said four stories to four different people by now. Five, if you count me. Are yyou mad or what? Yar Abhay take her to hospital first. She needs help.”

“How dare you talk like that to my wife?” Abhay pushed away Kabir’s hand so harsh that Kabir fell on the glass behind injuring his other palm. Kabir got up angrily and punched Abhay’s nose which started bleeding.

“How dare you hit my husband?”, Piya was angry now.

“You were complaining about him five minutes ago. You attempted suicide because of him, apparently”

“That’s my problem. But how dare you hit my husband.”, Abhay had recovered from his injuries now, and he got up and punched Kabir one more time.

“Oh my god Angad, do something.”, Ruhi said.

“Are you crazy? These two were boxing champions in college. If I get in middle of that, you will have to scoop my bones in a bucket.”

Somehow they stopped. By the end, Kabir had a broken nose, black eye, bleeding hand and he walked with twisted leg. Abhay had split lip and bleeding mouth, his stomach ached badly from all the punches and he could barely get up. He booked another cab, paid triple the cab fare because otherwise the driver refused to let him in car with all the blood and reached home.

*

Two days later he got a call from Madhu aunty when he was in office.

“Kabir beta. Misha is in jail.”

“What? How?”

“You know on Monday, when Piya attempted suicide. Well, see now Kabir beta about that, you and Abhay should not have fought like that with each other. You two are best of friends.”

“Yes aunty it was just.. anyway how did Misha end up in jail?”

“Right, so after you had left, Misha also went to meet them. Ruhi told Misha all about your fight with Abhay. Now you know how Misha is. She got angry obviously and she went and created a brawl in Abhay’s office then she went and then beat Sidharth and Chandji also. Poor Chandji he is so aged already, he had to be taken to hospital. Now Piya got angry and you know how she loves to go to police. So anyway now Misha is in jail.”

Kabir was sweating profusely. He dabbed his hankerchief on his forehead and then rushed to police station. He had called Abhay and Piya too, they had a talk before going inside. Abhay had convinced Piya to take the complaint back and they went to speak with police.

“No,I can’t take the FIR back like this. Senior Raichand is still in hospital.”

“Are but sir, I filed complaint, now I don’t want to. What is your problem?”

“Problem is simple madam. We need some chaipani na.” he gestured for some bribe with his hand. Kabir and Abhay tried to convince him a lot but he wont budge, so finally Kabir asked, “fine, how much will you settle with?”

“minimum 25,000.”

“You must be kidding. We don’t have that kind of money.”, Abhay said.

“Your senior inspector is here and you are already taking bribe in front of him. Wait I will complaint to him. Inspector…”, Piya went to complaint to Inspector who came and told the police, “Take 50,000. Bhot shani banti he ye madam.”

“Eyy, Piya what did you do? Why do you have to complain so mmuch.”, Kabir said with a face.

“Sir, we will give 25. Please that’s all we can manage. Kabir, come give him what he said earlie.”, Abhay told Kabir trying to settle things down.

“What why should I give? Its all because of you two. Everything started because I came to help you two.”

“No no. Why will I give money? You punched me, Misha came and injured dad for you now you must pay.”

Somehow they both negotiated and Abhay paid 5000 while Kabir paid 20,000 and got Misha out. As they got out Piya walked hand in hand holding Abhay’s hand. Misha was on call with Madhu speaking with her.

“You guys are such drama queens. Always been like that.”

Misha came running to him and said, “Kabir Kabir, T is angry with you and she packed her bags and gone to her mother’s house.”

“What why?”

“Well, she was with Mumma when I was speaking, and she got to know all about this bribe and cab fares and everything. She is angry because she said you scold her whenever she wants to go shopping with her friends even for 100-200 rs but now you have blown almost 50,000 within two days.”

Kabir was completely at loss of words. Next day in his office, he recounted the story to his colleagues who were just laughing their asses off.

“Are bro, now you call Abhay and ask his help na.”, one of the colleagues suggested.

“No bro, I have learned my lesson. Never meddle in another couple’s drama. Especially,someone as flaky as ABHIYA.” Kabir finished his story with a sigh.

Edited by whats.up.danger - 1 years ago
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Posted: 1 years ago
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Misha beat up moon uncle??? smiley37smiley37smiley37 best part of the story smiley37

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Posted: 1 years ago
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Oh god Nikks ye kya tha smiley37smiley37

I'm still laughing like crazy smiley37smiley37

Bechara Kabir smiley37smiley37 Doosron ke maamle me taang adate adate kya se kya ho gaya iska smiley37smiley37

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Originally posted by: simply.meghana

Misha beat up moon uncle??? smiley37smiley37smiley37 best part of the story smiley37

so badly that he had to be hospitalised smiley37
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Posted: 1 years ago
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Originally posted by: White-Lilac

Oh god Nikks ye kya tha smiley37smiley37

I'm still laughing like crazy smiley37smiley37

Bechara Kabir smiley37smiley37 Doosron ke maamle me taang adate adate kya se kya ho gaya iska smiley37smiley37

i know right. smiley37smiley37 And am telling u kabir k sath hua esa sach me office me kisike sath hua smiley37smiley37
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Posted: 1 years ago
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Originally posted by: whats.up.danger

so badly that he had to be hospitalised smiley37

She took “Chanda mama so gaye” literally smiley37

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Originally posted by: simply.meghana

She took “Chanda mama so gaye” literally smiley37

smiley37smiley37 smiley37smiley37
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Posted: 1 years ago
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