And shockingly, it's neither a Khan nor a Kapoor!
This will come as a shock for you as it did for us.
K Jo, has finally got the glad-eye for a woman!
No, he's not been cured... just misdirected maybe! And in this text book case, the mommy's to blame!
Ambiguous doesn't even begin to define Karan's orientation. The giggly chirpy host from the sets of 'Koffee with Karan' has never been known to be a ladies' man, unless he's going shopping with his 'girlfriends'.
Serial dater he is not either. A serial SRK filmmaker he may be. Guess it takes some of us longer to realise what we want, while others just make their peace with living a convenient lie!
K Jo, who turned 36 a couple of days ago, is now getting ready to give up bachelorhood. Mommy Hiroo Johar's prayers are going to be answered now. And soon she'll have two girls in the house once Karan is hitched.
Can anyone spell 'DENIAL' for this poor lady please?
I know every mom wants her son (who in her eyes is God's gift to womankind) to settle down with a good woman, have a few kids and take it easy with the missus.
But, what is one to do, when your son is the 'good woman'? And believe me, we mean that in a good way. Maybe Mrs. Johar can find solace in the company of someone who knows this predicament only too well. We're talking about Ektaa Kapoor's mom of course.
Don't we all remember the episode of Koffee with Karan, when Ekta and Karan swooned over each other and tried to mislead a nation into believing that they'd like to get hitched to each other!
The minute the cameras went off, the two probably said... 'Ya Right'!
The Queen of Telly weds the Queen of Bollwood. Yeah, that's a match made in heaven. The kind of couple that puts the 'fun' in Dysfunctional!
Back to the story then. So on K Jo's birthday, there was a big bash and all his hommies showed up in dutiful attendance. Also present was a gril from the fashion industry that his mommy introduced him to. Karan, who loves to unravel other people's personal lives seems to be guarding his own like some precious family jewels or heirlooms or whatever!
SRK who surprisingly was not feeling like a jilted lover, was at his naughty best and kept teasing Karan.
Umm.... Karan gushed and acted coy...
Our birdie says, "It was not Karan but his mother who selected the girl for him and introduced the two. She is really keen to see her son tying the knot and even Karan is happy with his mom's choice. The romance is just in the initial stages and Karan just wants to see how this relationship shapes up".
Hmm, our sources are always credible, but even we gawked when we heard this bit!
There ain't nothing straight about Karan Johar except the fact that you can 'straight away' tell which way he's leaning. What's even more amazing is that some woman actually got suckered into this! She's probably got the mental ability of a slug on sedatives to not have figured that when K Jo complements her shoes, it's jealously and not because he's flirtatious.
Or it's all about the money honey.
Obviously, Karan is not at all keen to talk about his personal life in the media, even though he has no qualms about dragging other people's misery all over town.
Not too long ago, Karan got very emotional after watching Aamir Khan's Taare Zameen Par and expressed that he wanted to get married and have kids soon. We guess that Santa got his letter. The marriage bit is taken care of, but even Santa can't help him make babies!
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