If Hindi filmindustry was a restaurant..

What do you think? And could you come up with a line, too?

Bhansali is the guy who's downright fixated on turning food into a jaw-dropping piece of art on the thaali, even if it ends up tasting like a steaming pile of... well, you know!

Rohit Shetty is Salt Bae

Anurag Kashyap is Gordon Ramsay

Vasan Bala is Uncle Roger

Karan Johar is Tiffany Faison

Om Raut is Jamie Oliver making egg fried rice with chili jam

Originally posted by: Cpt.DudleySmith

Bhansali is the guy who's downright fixated on turning food into a jaw-dropping piece of art on the thaali, even if it ends up tasting like a steaming pile of... well, you know!

I can’t even recognize half the faces on this post. Why no name tag added? Ghor kalyug

Are these the most popular directors of the industry that are supposed to be recognized by their faces?😳

Of the ones that I can recognize, I would be wary of Raju Hirani because he picks up the old rotten ingredients adds some exotic seasonings and sells which taste good but leave a very bad after taste.

Originally posted by: Clochette

What do you think? And could you come up with a line, too?

I'm sorry but I see Freddy Birdy making this his next instagram post and calling Alia "the entire buffet"

Originally posted by: sev.puri

Exactly, Bhansali would never make a basic idli. It’’d be some limited edition flavour idli that was the most perfect roundest idli you’ve seen and has sambhar oozing out the middle when you take a bite. Oh man, now I’m hungry.

he'll make a clay realistic version of the thing becasue he wants the smoke flames to be suspended in air.

SLB is the avant-garde five-star chef who serves a breadless bread plate, but everyone loves it because it is so pretty; how can anyone not love something so pretty

Ram Gopal Verma is the chef who couldn't keep up with demand and burned out and now is a line cook at Waffle House doing meth on his breaks

David Dhavan is Matty Matheson

Ashutosh Gowarikar is Richard Blaise

Ayan Mukherji and Shakun Batra and Brian and Michael Voltaggio

SS Rajmouli is Padma Lakshmi telling everyone to please pack their knives and go home

Originally posted by: Supari_khala

I can’t even recognize half the faces on this post. Why no name tag added? Ghor kalyug

from left to right (line after line):

Siddharth Anand (Salam Namaste, War, Pathaan) - SL Bhansali

Ali Abbas Zafar (Gunday, Sultan, Tiger Zinda Hai) - Om Raut (Tanjahi, Adipurush)

Rohit Shetty - Sanjay Gupta (Kante, Musafir, Kaabil...his movies often based on HW movies)

Shoojit Sircar (Vicky Donor, Piku, October) - KJo

Ashutosh Gowariker (Lagaan, Swades, Jodha Akhbar) - Hirani