Murtu- I want you to jump or confess NOW
Meeru- He is seriously saying jump or confess. Does he not know me 
Muthu- WTH she would rather jump than admit she loves me
Meeru- Damn this is high, baby hold my hand, I got the wrong shoes for this joke
Murtu- WTF is wrong with you wife, are you trying to give me a heart attack
Meeru- You started it 
Murtu- Yaahhhhhhhhhh just like our marriage is my fault 
Meeru- You married me
Murtu- You asked me to
Meeru- I have no memory of that
Murtu- My darling we can't have the same fight over and over again, we need new material. Promise me love you won't do this again. 
Meeru- I make no such promises, I rather die than give up the fun of torturing you. Now I win and I am going to have my biriyani, you coming 
Murtu- She makes me murga all the time and feeds me biriyani. My proud wiskers are almost gone, by the time she says I love you I am going to be bald. By then even if she wants me the fans won't. Kahaaaan Phas gaya. 
 
 
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