SWEG waali maa ijj BECK! - Page 2

By God jab isne choti hilayi to meri hasi nahi ruki. 😂😂😂

Originally posted by: prerna4rishav

It was a hilarious dialog. There ijj no place of negativity in my life anymore. To finish it off - I myshelf am the Negativity. That ijj why I am shtanding on the floor of Negativity ki sop - Shah housh. And that ijj why aphtar merrege, Anuj hajj become what he hajj become.

Bhai maanna padega madam ko. Shah house ke andar khade rehke bol rahi hai no negativity in my life 🤣. Delusion ki bhi koi hudh hoti hai.

OMG....itni badi nautankibaaz orat nahi dekhi....yahan logon ke husbands are in the army..posted at the borders....some go on business trips....office trips for days...sometimes months....inke ek din ke liye picnic per gaye....aur inki nautanki shuru.....mere Anuj 6 months ke baad jung se laute hain...main unka aise swagat karoongi...abey gadhi...picnic per gaya tha ladla.....wahan bachha paralyzed pada hua hai...aur iss nautankibaaz ko romance ki padi hai.....🤢🤢

Aur Mata ji ne Engliss mein baat kari...I must have missed....I usually fast forward Mata ji's shit talks...🤢

Originally posted by: Musketeer_95

By God jab isne choti hilayi to meri hasi nahi ruki. 😂😂😂

kynoki uski Sweg uske choti tak hi hai and that is why it is always in the front😎

Love the post!!!

What MAA was trying to say was that I run my own mental ayslum now...If you are not able to maintain the madness of the house anymore , then dont come to me for help.. I dont give free consultation... I have sucessfully toxified a normal persons family from scratch.. This chote mote routine jobs are below her standards...

And now that V is absolutely become useless.. she is back to reclaim her shah mental asylum with CEO post..( even gives formal presentations you see).

V has lost another hostile take over negotiation in his life...🥺

Originally posted by: Toto123

V has lost another hostile take over negotiation in his life...🥺

Don't worry. THE Vanraj Shah will be back 😎 (to lose again)

Mata ji is beck only to let us all know that again after 2 episodes there will be a so called "sophisticated problem'" and again she'll rush to take her position as a maid in Shah house🤣

Subah subah sabke liye burger banake KH gayi hai. I am sure it was part of the treatment plan for Toshu.

Originally posted by: Koms9

Subah subah sabke liye burger banake KH gayi hai. I am sure it was part of the treatment plan for Toshu.

Originally posted by: hinz

whatttttttt??? gayi kahan thi tu re baba? tu bhi yahin thi aur tera supposed sweg bhi… accha ye batao koi ki ye saare log jo back back karte hai, ye jaate kahan hai jo back ho? someone please stop these people from dishing out the same crap over and over again…guess this is what keeps long running shows running for long? but damn!

Maa’s monologue and faltu ki hiccups were like Anuj somewhere was fighting for his life…her sixth sense of sensing Anuj(and his ijjat)in danger uff, maan gaye maa ko…she also gave Vannu a list of things to do as dadaji😆 so efficient maa!

So this sweg she’s on about, and her angreji mein mishter Shah ko samjhana, are we meant to be impressed? as in what are we to take from it?

main ghussa hoon, sar patkoon, pagal hoke gol gol ghoomoon, incessant hiccups loon, penic etek karwaloon, ankhon se ganga bahaaloon, ex sasural mein tambu lagaloon, pallu se snot puchwaloon, ex saasu se taane dilwaloon, khichdi bhi phataphat banaloon, ppt par tasks batwaloon, male nurse ka intejaam karwaloon, mental jaise naach nachaaloon, AAPKO KYA???

issss Orrraaattttttttt me abhi bhi swag bacha hai??