The valuable life lessons this show gave me

1. A birth mother is just an incubator, the real mother is the one who gives you Sanskars. You can achieve sainthood in this world only by cursing, abusing, and kicking out your birth mother.👍🏼

2. Never refuse sex to your husband, even if you have a complicated pregnancy or suffering from depression due to loss of work, because then he is definitely going to stray.😔

3. Never refuse sex to your wife, otherwise, you will have to watch her cringe performance on Gali Mein Chand Nikla. Trust me you will be embarrassed. Moral of the story: Don't refuse sex.

4. Health cream roll is wealth. If you are a jobless loser but still want to set the life of your future generations, keep eating cream rolls. 😳

5. Elders are GODs if they are related to your ex-husband. Elders are DOGs if they are related to your current husband.😛

6. The side effects of getting raped are the opportunities to live in a luxurious villa, wear expensive clothes, and dance in every festival.😳

7. Never become a divorce lawyer. Divorce lawyer is the most useless profession in the world, because there is no such thing as divorce. A mere sign in a divorce paper can not erase year-long pheelings.❤️

8. Don't waste money on physiotherapy. Paralysis can be cured either by watching someone dance or viewing an Excel spreadsheet.😎

9. Family law is the most demanding job. You will get the opportunity to fight the child's father's custody battle along with the child custody battle. Double opportunity, double income.

10. There can be a death in the family, but celebrations must go on. 👍🏼

Please feel free to share the priceless teachings you were blessed to receive from this show.

11. Confronting rapists must be done with torchlights and barging into their house since Police and law is of no use.

12. supporting other women is done by clanking bangles

13. Divorce means living in the same house with ex's family, doing all the chores, including giving martial advice to ex-husband's 2nd wife - all for the sake of kids.

14. Working women are bad, do not care about family, kids- to summarize they are vamps.

15. Cooking meals for a fit as fiddle adult woman is far more important than your young child eagerly waiting for you.

Whatever be the financial condition of the family, all festivals must be celebrated by wearing color coordinated outfits and matching jewelery.

No matter how hearted the atmosphere at home is, all festivals must be celebrated worth a smile and dance.

Also, some people are just immortal. They can be hit on the head multiple times without damaging a single nerve.

And not to forget, always do thu thu thu to take off evil eye even though it means spreading germs and other air borne diseases because evil eye >>>> health 🤣🤣🤣

If Kanhaji writes a bad marriage in your destiny then fear not. Because 25 years later your soulmate would arrive who you can marry and then you can keep playing a game of balancing zimmedari ke matke from the previous marriage for the rest of your life

Originally posted by: ShahH8er

If Kanhaji writes a bad marriage in your destiny then fear not. Because 25 years later your soulmate would arrive who you can marry and then you can keep playing a game of balancing zimmedari ke matke from the previous marriage for the rest of your life

In order to do this, you should be accomplished in actually dancing with multiple Matkes on head 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: STPrincess

In order to do this, you should be accomplished in actually dancing with multiple Matkes on head 🤣🤣🤣

Soori soori but if you can't do matka dance then don't get married in the first place, as how will you manage all the responsibilities of phemli. It's better if you take the tame and learn it phata phat before marriage.

Let's not forget the multiple users of sari pallu.

While I thought, it was just a pallu, that is passively used to cover head in the temple , this show has made realize I do not need a handkerchief as pallu can come to rescue. Wiping sweat,snot , tears , coughing, sneezing can all be done using sari pallu. 🥻 🤣

I don't know why people here are laughing at these comments. This show has actually transformed my life and helped me attain spiritual enlightenment.

It taught me to go beyond the label of abused and abuser, and reach the ultimate truth, that finally we all are human beings - so what if your husband systematically demeans you and puts you down? Do you forget he's the bestest father in the world because of that? Do you stop serving him after divorce?

What if your husband cheats on you when you are pregnant? Why doesn't it ever cross our mind that it might just be anger management issues?

If you disagree with me, feel free to abuse me. I'll understand you have mental issues. Because that's what this show taught me. Humanity.

sailing two boats at the same time is possible if you are blessed with secure spouse

Real mother is one who always curses you

Words are louder than action don't you dare try to act