Hiiiii Everyone!
Enjoying Sunday????
All of you must have known Thomas Edison who developed many electrical devices including the bulb. You know, he attended school for only few months. He lost his hearing at the age of 12. No formal education but the most famous and productive inventor of all time, with more than 1,000 patents in his name.
Benjamin Franklin an author, publisher, scientist, inventor and diplomat- had also little formal education. His major inventions are lightning rod, bifocal eyeglasses, and odometer…….
You must be thinking that Sam has lost her mind today. Kya bol rahi hai sbah subah??
Actually, I want you to know about one more genius our Anupama Di who has no formal education but is a genius. She is not only an in-born medical professional but a multi-talented lady. She has a solution for every problem and disease.
Let’s have a look at medical conditions first of all
Medical conditions and their treatment
1 Depression: Pillow phaad treatment
A problem of years is solved in few minutes. Apni Beti Ka treatment nahi kar paayi aaj tak ( that is a different story)
Psychologists are trying to find out how the problem of depression is cured in 1 day for which we people studied hard and still working on it day and night.
2 Anxiety issue in pregnancy : Pallu treatment ; by holding her pallu only, the problem of anxiety is resolved.
Gynecologists and Certified Pregnancy Fitness educators are surprised how anxiety issue
is solved without medicine or breathing exercise. Medical professionals are doing
research on pallu.
3 Stress: Aroma chutney for any kind of stress ( stress vanishes in few moments)
I have tried personally to find the recipe for aroma chutney on google. After all, it will be pocket-friendly and of course home-made things are more effective.
Goolge: No result found
It’s a new invention and the patent is in the name of Anupama only
4 Vertigo : Gyanki goli .. Aurat ko ucchai se kya darna; yeh toh plane bhi uda legi. Positive thinking; vertigo, Claustrophobia, Aerophobia, Arachnophobia…………koi bhi phobia. Sabka solution inke paas.
I have 2 friends who are doctors, one who has Claustrophobia ( yeh kisike ghar jaana bhi avoid karte hai ki window open nahi hui toh) and other one has hydrophobia ( aaj tak who swimming learn kar pai, aurat hone ke baad bhi). I am thinking to advise them to take treatment from Anupama Di.
Other talents
5 Ca rDriving: learnt In ½ hr
Most of the people first take few sessions from training institute and practice for a few days with
Someone. Agar meri story sunoge toh bus isse dumb koi ho hi nahi sakta. I tried 3 times, and eventually succeeded. I felt like Mt Everst climb kar liya maine.
6 Cooking: cooking toh inke jaise koi kar hi nahi sakta.
Keto Burger Chef ko banana nahi aata , but ye bana let hai. Chef jo professional training le kar aaye hai,unhe micro wave ke siwai operate karne ke alawa kuch nahi aata.
Phataphat yeh 5 naashta bana let hai, humse toh maggi bhi nahi banti.
7 Dancing: Dancing expert since birth
No diploma, No degree, No Practice from 25 yrs. direct offer from abroad.
Hamare yaha Sir hai 40 yrs se Bhratnayam Teacher, trained 1000s of students, Itni performance dene ke baad bhi bahar se offer nahi mila.
8 Relationship Counselor : counsel kavya, Nandini, Kinju baby
Toshu ki counselling na ho paayi inse
Baba re thak gayi; khud imagine kar lo thoda sa plzz
Now, thoda tadka in my style
Anupama di hai laajwab
Sab hai inke paas ilaaz !!
Karti hai udaan ki baat
Deti hai bade 2 gyaan
akshar gyaan ke alawa
sab hai inhe pata
chahe ho
aatm gyaan, Dharm gyaan, middle class gyan
ya ho phir
prem gyaan, medical gyaan
Nahi maaalum Baduaa jaisa
nahi koi vigyaan !!
Khud ko chor kar
Duniya ko badlana
hai inka Khwaab
Jaroori nahi samjha kabhi
uthana koi kitaab !!
Pata nahi kahan se aaya
Yeh overconfidence
Jo karti baatein
Hamesha nonsense !!
Bhagwaan kare na aaye
Inke haath kisi ki patwaar
Dooba degi
Phir surri surri , ansoo
Toh hai hi inke hathiyaar !!
Anupama di hai laajwab
Sab hai inke paas ilaaz !!
This post is a reaction to the vertigo scene that by chance I watched on youtube; Medical problem inke gyan se theek ho jayegi. Making fun of any medical condition to show lead’s Mahanta is not funny.
P S : Can we share our driving experience or fear of driving here. I feel most of you are bold and confident; but initially, one or 2 events happen ( which one cannot forget) with everyone. Maybe 1 or 2 are like me in this group, who need motivation for car-driving.
If you feel it's worth it, anyone can initiate with her experience of driving.
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