The Ten "How to Not Lose a (Fake) Wife" Commandments - Page 6

Originally posted by: missFiesty_69

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Wah wah , aapki commendments ne toh stalker ko bhi commenter bana diya 🥳🤣

Am I allowed to add a point 🤪?

Thou shall not speak about thee self non stop. Thou shall give the hum a break 😃. Thou shall also not repeat thee name 10 times an episode, even it's in the best interests of (viewers) others.

Thanks! These commandments have been eye openers 😛

Thou shall repeat your patni jaap ten times a day routinely.

Originally posted by: Deltablues

Thou shall repeat your patni jaap ten times a day routinely.

Yes! Aap kitne talented hain Man ki baat padlees!

Ek aur: Thou shall not go around people, (note: ex-wife-cum-half-saali-cum-ex-employee) with sindoor-ki-dibbi constantly trying to maang-bharo everyone 🤢😕

Though don't know whether it's allowed here 🤪🤣

Thou shall not loan credits to every Tom, Dick and Harry, especially not your employee's ex-wife-cum-saali-or-thee's-to-be-wifey 😌 It could come to back bite thee ass anytime 😈🤡

Originally posted by: Deltablues

1. Thou shall not hoodwink thy employee's kid brother and demand marriage as a ransom. Thou shall not blow up cars to break her mental resistance.
   
2. Thou shall not employ thy wife as the domestic help without paying her. Thou shall not give her a shanty corner of the house to inhabitat. Thou shall always give thy (fake) wife a bed and sleep on the couch thyself.
   
3. Thou shall not, for the love of God, marry thy girlfriend-of-seven-years-cum-half-saali in front of thy wife as a proxy of therapy
   
4. Thou shall not, after months of marriage to richer girlfriend, fall in love with the teenaged-wife-cum-domestic help. Not everyone loves the boss-employee trope.
5. Thou shall not allow the ex-wife-cum-half saali to intrude into your space.
6. Thou shall not perjure by erasing evidence from a subjudice case. Thou shall not expect thy teenaged wife to raise thy child begotten of her half-sister. Thou shall not accuse thy wife of murder.
   
7. Thou shall not accuse your estranged wife of sleeping with her employer while getting married to her half-sister for the second time.
8. Thou shall legally divorce your pregnant wife before pursuing her half-sister-cum-thy - ex-wife-cum-ex-employee.
   
9. Thou shall not expect your ex-wife-cum-ex-employee-cum-current-half-saali to come back to thee without penance and recaliberation of thy self-importance.
   
10. Thou shall not exploit your (fake) wife's trigger to obstruct her self-destruction. Thou shall not turn thyself into a dummy opponent for thy (fake) wife to shadowbox. Thou shall not c-ckblock thyself by obfuscating and confounding her importance to thee to thy (fake) wife for each time she seeks an assurance from thee.
    

*furiously scribbling these in the notes*

Thy commandments speaketh the truth.

May I add: Thou shall attempt to unravel a misunderstanding when exposed to contrary behavior. Thou shall not attempt to give preference to a big ego. It translates as thy small *cough* energy.

Some visuals to brighten thy day

Originally posted by: IPodcastKKND

*furiously scribbling these in the notes*

Thy commandments speaketh the truth.

May I add: Thou shall attempt to unravel a misunderstanding when exposed to contrary behavior. Thou shall not attempt to give preference to a big ego. It translates as thy small *cough* energy.

Some visuals to brighten thy day

We do not bring those base human emotions when talking about organically divine platonic love here.

I just found this gem🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Wanderbug

I just found this gem🤣🤣

der aaye parr durust aaye.... enjoy 😛