This is own story. If i was in maker's place I would have brought this up. Just for two episodes during this marriage track.
Restrictions on tagging.
An apology for that
THE JUMBO LOVE
10pm at a bar.
Both men enjoying glasses of hard liquor to dissolve their sorrows with the alcoholic pleasures, forgetting the world around them a while. They were heavily drunk
"Yaar, tune jasmin mey kya dekha"? Angad enquired putting his glass down after a sip. Fateh deep in thoughts," peta nehin, main bhi soch raha hun," then giggled to which both burst into laughter. It was a good question without an answer.
"Tu beta tune tejo mey kiya dekha", fateh asked excitedly to which angad replied smiling mischievously. "Abhi suhagraat nehin hui, toh kuch dekha nehin". Both burst into laughter giving each other a high five
"Tune dekha tha?", Angad enquired putting his face closer to which fateh smirked. "Andhere mey hath leg geya", dekney ko kuch nehin mila" . They laughed again
"Sir , thodi der main bar close hone wala hain. U want anything else", a waiter interrupted them politely to which they nodded . One more vodka pls.
Just then fateh's eyes saw a beautiful lady in pink dress sitting at one corner of the pub drinking a glass of red wine. She was all alone and she looked sad.
"Udhar dekh, aek ladki akele bethi hain". Fateh exclaimed excitedly blinking his eyes trying to get a clearer look, pointing at the woman. Angad smiled mischievously, "chalo usko company dete hain" to which fateh replied confused. " Lekin thodi bhedi legti hain". Angad chuckled. "Daru pine key baad sab kuch bedha ki legta hain. Double ".
The woman greeted them politely as they approached and sat at her table. They started a light conversation by introducing their names. Her name was Pinky and she loves to wear all pink accessories. Clothes, shoes , watches,etc.
They noticed she was all pink. Then they complimented that she was beautiful, intentionly flirting with her. She started crying stating no man was interested in her . They tried consoling her that she is the most sweetest woman they ever seen. Any man would be lucky to marry her. She took few snapshots with them on her phone and exchanged contact. Then she left . They kept on chatting. All guests have left
It was ten minutes before the bar was closed when two angry voices interrupted them .
Fateh! Jasmin was standing at the entrance giving him that furious stare. I am going to eat u up. He quickly hid behind angad who was still sitting.
Angadji! Another voice heard. It was tejo glaring at him angrily. He stood and ran to hid under a table followed by fateh.
The both women lectured them on being drunk during marriage preparations to which they held their ears apologising , still squatting under the table.
Bahar ao! Tejo shouted. They were still reluctant. Finally she took a knife from the counter and pointed towards them . They ran as fast as they could towards the door. While running , both clashed into some chairs and tables. Fall on the ground unconscious. Knocked out.
The next morning 10 am at sandhus.
Both men woke up to sati's sweet voice. "Jemai raja , zera nimbhu pani pilo".
Tejo dropped jasmin the previous nite at virks and brought the men to sandhus afraid of Kushveer's wrath if he sees them in that condition. Jasmine quietly sneaked into her room as virks were fast asleep.
An hour later they joined all sandhus for breakfast. After that, Fateh requested angad to drop him home . Tejo left for her college still giving them angry looks to which they ignored feeling embarrassed.
As the men was about to leave in angad's car, four taxis arrived at sandhus porch with two young ladies and their families. One of the lady looked familiar. She was the one whom they tried flirting at the bar .
They were shocked to see her as she opened the passenger door and walked towards them. She was large, approximately 200kilogrammes and in a pink salwar kameez They were getting nervous as she approached closer. Fateh whispered to angad, " kaha tha, bedi legti hain lekin tune bola daru key baad double dikhta hain" to which angad replied whispering as well " mujhey kya peta tha ki sach mey double hain".
They regretted flirting with her as they can see the consequences of what was about to happen soon.
Pinky stood rite in front of fateh and that made him more nervous while angad sighed a relief.
"Bach geya ".
Fateh was frightened. " Phas geya".
"Hi hottie, remember me, pinky, last nite bar mey mile they", she smiled flirtiously touching his bare chest with her big fingers. Angad instantly stepped aside feeling relieved.
Fateh removed her hand politely with a weak smile feeling extremely nervous. " Haan , irrk, pinky rite . How are u ?? Kaise aana hua"?
Pinky stood a little more closer and put her strong right arm around his shoulder pulling him closer. " Tere sath rishta jodney janemaan" .
Fateh was struggling under her strong posture and looked at angad for help but angad took few steps further, feeling nervous as well , indicating to him. You handle this mess. I am out.
Fateh decided to trap angad and instantly told pinky sweetly. " Issey shadi karle, iskey pas ziada paisa hain", pointing his forefinger towards angad who took more steps further. Pinky hesitated. " Mujhey paisey wala nehin, hot wala chahiye". Suhagraat mey ten wickets done"
Angad laughed, teasing fateh .
Fateh very nervously shivering as well folding his hands to the huge woman who had a strong grip on him. " Please mujhey chod do." Main tere liye acha ladka zerur dekhunga" to which pinky laughed. " Tumse acha koi nehin hain".
Just then
" Pinky , main ajau", another female voice interrupted. The men were shocked to see another big woman stepping out of one of the taxis while the rest were still seated.
She walked towards them and angad was getting nervous.
" This is my twin , ginny". She likes green. Ginny wore a green salwar kameez with similar accessories.
She approached angad who was now trying to hide behind his car. " Helo, angadji, why u hiding?". The former knew he couldn't escape. Stood up nervously, " irrk, gadhi key tyre check kar raha tha". Ginny pulled him from his collar and gave him a smooch on his left cheek. " Mujhey na paisey wale bahut achey legtey hain".
Both men were struggling hard to get away from the strong grip of the women who wanted to tie knots with them. Their parents and two brothers who were also huge in sizes , came out of the taxis to greet them and they were forced into the vehicles taken away to be married off at the gurdwara. The men were kidnapped by a jumbo family.
Sandhus didn't realise what was happening outside their porch . They were busy with wedding preparations.
Tejo was on her way home in an auto rikhshaw to pick up her students assignments which she accidentally left behind and witnessed the incident as the taxis passed by. She immediately told her driver to follow close behind the vehicles. She knew they must have messed up at the bar previous nite and sighed at their Idiocracy. The rikhshaw wala asked excited ly.
"Madam , kya hua" to which she replied angrily that the two lunatics were her ex and future husbands who got drunk and got themselves into trouble.
The guy sympathized her condition. Poor woman , dealing with two crazy husbands.
The men were forced into the gurdwara and were asked to wear sehra to get ready for the marriage ritual. Tejo reached at the nick of time as they were about to begin and stopped them instantly by stating she had better offers for them if they released the men. Two crocre for each girl. Any guy will marry them for money. She looked at angad for support and he immediately understood , increasing the offer to five crocre for each woman.
The family agreed instantly and angad rang his lawyers to make the agreement. The matter was settled.
On the way home to sandhus in a taxi
Both men sat quietly afraid of tejo's wrath , who was sitting silently, next to the driver.
Minutes later fateh spoke.
" Irrk, tejo. We were drunk na, so we didn't notice she was small or big". Mainey angad ko kaha tha she look big, but he said drunk mey sab kuch double hota hain. "
Tejo was silent, didn't reply
Angad continued nervously, " sorry tejoji, agli baar drink karenge, toh magnifying glass sath mey ley jaingey. Pehle check karengey, phir flirt karengey".
Tejo was still silent and they were getting more frightened.
Fateh nervously,
" Sorry tejo, dubara aisey nehin karengey", god promise
She was still silent. They were getting more nervous.
Sandhus were puzzled to see all three of them walking into the hse . Tejo left for college and the men for virks.
" Tum log abhi bhi yehin ho", dolly exclaimed confused.
" Ao, chai pilo", harman offered them tea to which tejo replied.
" Chai nehin, kuch aur lati hun" tejo walked away towards the kitchen. Both men exchanged glanced with anxiety while taking a seat with sandhus. What is she upto??
Five minutes passed. She was still not in sight. They were getting restless. Sandhus enquired what happened. The men made excuses hiding the truth. Angad stated his car broke down mid way and they had to call a mechanic.
Tejo walked in with two glasses of kereley ka juice and a bowl of red chilli powder.
"Chalo maafi chahiye, shuru ho jao". Sandhus were puzzled and she spilled the details. They laughed but at the same time went into extreme silence seeing tejo's durga version glaring at the two men.
"Phata fat shuru ho jao,". She pointed at the glasses. They gulped down the bitter juice nervously along with three tablespoons of red chilli powder".
The next day at the academy
Made a promise to one another.
Never get drunk and flirt. Otherwise face its side effects.
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