What's the most weird drunk text sent by you? - Page 2

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

I cant reveal my sins cause im married now 😆

Being married hasn’t stopped you from attaching a signature with two people necking each other like no tomorrow. Spill the beans, you ain’t foolin nobody. 😂

I don't drink; I've only been properly drunk once and it was uneventful.

Once I texted someone when I was sober " I will break your jaw and scatter it across the polluted rivers of this country ". He and I had had this huge argument after I came to know he was trying to screw me over at work.

The next day someone who claimed to be his lawyer called me and said he was suing me for threatening physical violence . I knew it was a lie ( the 'lawyer' was probably his roommate) but then it also got me worried for a while because he could have if he wanted to.

I'm scared of getting drunk and telling people their spouses are ugly. That kind of thing never goes away. I'll be damned if someone says "You were right..I'm not attracted to him anymore ..we sleep in seperate rooms".

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Being married hasn’t stopped you from attaching a signature with two people necking each other like no tomorrow. Spill the beans, you ain’t foolin nobody. 😂

2016/2017/2018 Theres alot of texts that have been redacted now 😆

I couldnt tell you the context of those texts even if I wanted to 🤣

Telling the gf or wife that their man is cheating on them almost always backfires. They don't believe you ;that's bad enough. They also turn it around and act like you hit on the guy and he rejected you so you're salty. Ungrateful b1tches !

My friend told her sister tht her husband was cheating. The sister says "Okay I get it..you're unhappy but that's not my fault ". Five years later she walked in on him buttnaked with another woman. Haaaa. Haaaa.

Originally posted by: TrollikaDevi

Telling the gf or wife that their man is cheating on them almost always backfires. They don't believe you ;that's bad enough. They also turn it around and act like you hit on the guy and he rejected you so you're salty. Ungrateful b1tches !

My friend told her sister tht her husband was cheating. The sister says "Okay I get it..you're unhappy but that's not my fault ". Five years later she walked in on him buttnaked with another woman. Haaaa. Haaaa.

That would have been the best I told you so moment. Had that been my sister, I would tell her I told you so even on my deathbed. I’ll never let the ungrateful bitch forget. 😆

I got annoyed with my friend for drunk texting me once. Nothing she said made any sense. Turns out she was sober 😕

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I don’t think a guy who is engaged & messaging a girl around 3:00am to randomly tell them that they’re attractive would be considered a nice compliment from his fiancées perspective. 😅

I just read some of the stories in the spooky thread. The govt needs to ban you from being up at the devil's hour. 😆

Real life mein kabhi sharaab dekhi tak nahi hai. Aur Mujhe toh sober text bhi nahi aate, drunk kya aayenge.

I don’t drink and my friends are so weird that it’s impossible to tell which are normal texts and which drunk…

Don't drink and I never get even normal text drunk text to door ki baat hai