This is a fun post no offense to anyone
Why the humorous fictions?
We are all stressed up with work stress ,family issues, husband wife issues and to add covid 19
Humor is the medicine for all types of stress!
I work from home as well just like many of u do out there so with the busy life squeeze in time here and there a little to pen down
U can leave ur comments if u wish after reading
Fatejo - FATEH MEETS GIPPY!
5pm at Sweet Sour Dine In
His fingers moving nervously sipping the mango juice from that tall lean glass deep in his thoughts about
Her ex!
What to talk about ?
Sorry she left u to marry me coz i have a canadian visa and u dont?
No! He will be upset
Arey yaar what to discuss ! Why jasmin is pushing me to discuss?
Meeting ur girlfriend's ex is horrible!
He sighed while still enjoying the sweet and sour taste of the mango flavoured juice
After 10 mins
Vroom !
Fateh's arrival signal
Thanks to his loud roaring bike engine
Dressed in a checked red orange shirt and blue jeans he was handsome as ever
Gippy watched him taking slow steady steps towards him and thought
What a smart personality!
Tall dark and handsome!
Muscular!
A dream of every woman on the planet
Why did jasmin leave this hot dude for a cartoon like me ?
Gippy finally realised he was nothing compared to fateh apart from the canadian stamp on his forehead.
Apney aap ko cartoon samajta hain merey muqabley?
Fateh grinned and took a seat opposite the shocked gippy
He read my mind!
Gippy asked nervously
Iŕrrk. Tujhey kaisey peta .?
Fateh laughed with a mischievious look on his face
Well, tum apney ap ko dekho aur mujhey bhi . Farak to dikhai deta hai na !
Gippy was irritated a little with the humiliation.
Tere pas vo nehin hai na jo mere pas hai!
Fateh now irritated knowing his answer but remained silent
Gippy was happy
Chup kyun hogeya !
Puchna ?
Fateh smirked
Peta hai !
Canada !
Gippy laughed
No!
Merey pas vo hai vo!
Fateh confused and irritated at the same time as gippy was making fun of him
Fateh irritated
Kya ?
Gippy stood up suddenly lifting his arms similar to the shah rukh khan posture and said loudly
Mere pas maa hain maa!
Immitating the dialogues of the retro hindi movie Trishul starting Amitabh Bachan and Shahi Kapoor
Amitabh says merey pas ghadi hain bangla hain blah blah and shashi shut him up with
merey pas maa hain!
The second golden dialog of the hindi film era after the famous gabbar dialogue of Sholay naratted by Amjad Khan
Kitney aadmi teh!
Fateh frowned
Not only a cartoon but a joker as well!
Jasmin marrying this joker!
Unbelieveable!
There were giggles and laughter heard from the public seated surrounding them at the restaurant.
Gippy was enjoying the attention given to his tantrums pointing his fingers towards those seated nearby singing Rajesh Khanna hit retro
Yeh public hai yeh sab janti hain!
Yeh public hai!
Aji andar kya hai
Aji bahar kya hai
Aji andar kya hai bahar kya hai!
Sab janti hai!
Yeh public hai yeh sab janti hai
Yeh public hai !
Fateh smiled to himself
Gippy is an attention seeker just like jasmin!
What a jodi !
Fantabulous!
Thank God i am saved !
Tejo my saviour!
Fateh said finally feeling relieved after gippy went to mute phase
Ap beth jao!
Seat apka intezar kar rehi hain!
Gippy sat after the crowd cheered him.
Fateh continued excitedly
Aek baat betau tera asli naam kya hain?
Gippy toh nehin ho sakta ?
Gippy started feeling a little embarassed as he denied stating
Irrrk. Gippy hi hai !
Fateh smirked
Tu juth bol raha hain!
Gippy nervous
Kasam sey !
Fateh
Chalo thik hai !
Kiski kasam khaiga?
Gippy still nervous
Irrrk apni jutti ki !
Fateh irritated
Abey oi!
Jutti ki kon kasam khata hain!
Gippy nervous
Toh is mango juice ki !
Fateh smiled mischieviously
Toh terey peth mey dard hoga agar juth bolega !
Gippy nervous
Toh apni maa ki!
Fateh smiling mischieviously
Toh teri maa marjayegi agar juth bolega!
Gippy nervous
Voh cow mata ki jo ki mere ghar key samney rehti hai !
Fateh still smiling
Phir toh sath janam tak tujhey dudh piney key liye nehin milega agar juth bolega!
Gippy more nervous
Irrk aisa kyun !
Mujhey toh dudh acha legta hain!
Fateh smirked
Toh koi baat nehin !
Chill yaar !
Sath janam tak apni biwi ka hi pilena!
Gippy frowned giving up finally
Acha thik hain !
Betata hun!
Fateh excited and leaned forward to hear the magical words
Gippy's original name!
Tu promise kar pehle kisiko bhi nehin betaiga?
Gippy nervous coming closer to fateh practically whispering
Arey nehin betaunga !
Tu bolna feta fet!
Fateh excited
Gippy whispering into his ears finally
Gajrela singh!
Kya !
Gajrela singh!
Fateh shocked speaking loudly
Heads turned towards them
Gippy nervous sill whispering
Arey shor mat macha yaar !
Samja kar!
Fateh burst into laughter. Couldnt believe his ears
Gippy smirked
Tu hasley zor zor sey!
Isliye toh nehin beta reha tha!
People make fun of it!
Fateh asked trying to calm down as he couldnt control his laughter
Toh yeh naam kyun tere parents ney choose kiya!
Koi aur naam nehin mila kya!
Gippy frustrated
Arey yaar kya betaun!
Meri mummy ney mujhey jab nine months conceive kiya tha na toh bahut saara gajar ka halwa khaaya tha!
Fateh laughed and replied
Toh gajar sey ben geya gejrela !
Gippy frowned
Naam dada ney rekha tha!
Fateh laughing
Vo kaisey?
Gippy sighed
Mera dada halwai hain!
Fateh interrupted laughing
Jisko mithai key ilawa kuch nehin dikhai diya !
Gippy started laughing joining the club and both did a high five
They were finding comfort in one another and continued chatting
Fateh continued giggling
Toh why u choose gippy!
Gajrela also very nice sweet name like its meaning!
Gippy replied calmly
Because of canada job!
Jab pehli baar wahan geya toh the angrez cannot pronounce and understand my name!
Instead they called me gippy!
Fateh understood finally
Toh angrezon ney tera naam gippy rakhdiya!
Gippy nodded smiling while sipping the mango juice!
Since fateh was friendly with him gippy decided to talk about jasmin but a little nervous hoping fateh wont be upset
Irrrk. tumhara aur jasmin ka kya equation hai if u dont mind me asking?
To his surprise
fateh was very calm !
Gippy was surprised now as well seeing his reaction and thought
This dude has moved on!
Fateh spoke smiling
Simple !
Passing the ball!
Gippy confused
Matlab?
First i dated her and now u !
Gippy curious
What about love?
U still love her?
To his surprise
Fateh laughed
Bhes key agey bheen bejana!
That's how chameli is!
She doesnt understand love in the first place!
What to expect from a woman like that!
Gippy watched him closely
Fateh has really come out of it!
He has moved on!
Jasmin was very wrong to think he still loves her dearly!
Gippy was relieved after seeing fateh's reaction but suddenly became very frightened when fateh spoke the warning words
U better beware of her!
Fateh decided to save gippy after realising he was a sweet and nice gentleman who deserves someone better than jasmin the unpredictable human species
What if she ditched him at the last minute like she did to me?
Time to retaliate fateh!
Give her back !
But how !
He needed an idea
Then remembered babuji's
taza chai !
Dimag ki tazgi bedhaiye!
Waiter! Fateh called loudly and instructed for a cup of tea
Gippy was still waiting for him to continue impatiently as he started taking sips of the tea
Tumhara matlab kya hai!
Beware of her!
Fateh sipping his tea smiling
Beware kisko kehtein hain!
Gippy giggled
Geli key kutton ko!
Fateh laughed to his reponse
Sahi bola!
Chameli is like geli ka kuta!
Jo kabhi bhi kat sekti hain!
Now gippy was nervous
Vo kat ti hai!
Tujhey kata tha!
Dikha kidar kata hai!
Fateh thought to himself
This one is a really jandhu !
Too innocent for a snake like jasmin!
She can easily sell him in the market!
Fateh replied
Matlab she is unpredictable!
She can ditch u as well!
Gippy nervous
Acha?
But shaadi coming soon!
Families going to meet!
I cannot back off now!
My parents will disown me for the humiliation!
Fateh trying to make him more nervous as his plan was working
Twist in the tale
Fateh planned to take revenge after what jasmin put him through
She ditched him so now pay back time
Let the guy ditch her
Use the opportunity
Make him feel comfortable and win his trust first
Then instigate him
Fateh continued smiling as his plan was working
Agar vo tujhey mandap par chod degi toh soch kitna humiliation ho sakta hain!
Tere maa baap toh jithey ji mar jayengey!
Then spilled everything about his and her relationship as well as how she ditched him the very last minute
Gippy was very nervous as he didnt know the details
Fateh was smiling as his plan worked and continued
Gippy she is very unpredictable!
Tuhjey bhi chod degi!
Dekhlena!
Gippy nervous
Irrrkk toh kya karun!
Back out toh bhi toh nehin karsakta na!
Fateh smiled
Aek terika hai!
Gippy
Kya!
Tu jab apni baraat leke jaiga na toh godhi pey chadkey jaana !
No gadhi! Only godhi!
Gippy confused
Aisa kyun!
Fateh smiling
Tujhey bechaney key liye!
Gippy confused
Kaisey!
Fateh smiled
Dekh animal ka instinct bahut strong hota hai!
Vo dil ki baat samaj letey hain!
Godhi ko samaj ajaiyega tujhey shadi nehin karni!
Vo tujhey bechakar leh jayegi!
Save from humiliation!
No scolding from mummy papa also!
Gippy excited
Kaisey!
Godhi kaisey mujhey bechayegi!
Fateh smiled excitedly
Sing this song in ur heart few times and godhi will understand and then take off!
Gippy excited
Which song!
Fateh sang loudly
Tenu godhi kiney chedaya bhootni ke!
Tenu dulha kiney benaya bhootni ke!
Bhootni ke oi bhootni ke !
Tenu godhi kiney chedaya bhootni ke!
Tenu dulha kiney benaya bhootni ke!
A hit song from movie
Singh is king!
All seated nearby cheered and sang along
Some were dancing as well
Even the waiters joined in
Gippy and fateh sang and dance together
And finally shook hands
Said goodbye
Have a nice day
Half hour later sandhus residence number rang and picked up by rupi at the sixth ring
Caller was gippy!
Rupi was happy and put the phone on speaker so other sandhus could hear as well
And asked how was all at home
Gippy replied all fine tq
Rupi said need to meet ur family
Gippy replied ok no problem uncle but one condition
Uncle jab baraat lekey aunga na toh godhi pey chad kar aunga!
No gadhi strictly only godhi!
Then disconnected
Sandhus confused like hell
Little did they know that the groom had made runaway plans
With the godhi!
Thanks to fateh singh virk fabulous idea
What a super intelligent human!
On a serious note
in the show
Gippy really runs away somehow!
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
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