This is a fun post . No offense to anyone
After 10 days of fatejo marriage fateh was depressed with his wife tejo , pjysically mentally emotionally and verbally abused left right centre.
Verbal abuse was the highest of the four abuses with galiyaan . Teri maa ki behen ki baap ki. Purey khandan ki gaaliyan
Fateh knew she did phd in psychology but little did he know that she had a phd degree in galiyaan as well
All pardafash happened after marriage only.
Fateh thought to produce a discovery channel on his wife coz before and after marriage split personality. A vast change
The once upon sweet tejo turned overnite into a tyrant tejo, all thanks to his tantrums and obsession for jasmin the cute but mentally imbalance sister
Family support also not there coz tejo became their favourite. Her sweetness to him was the reason they like her. Little did they knew her bitterness behind those closed doors
Mystery behind the close doors will remain unresolved and fateh was helpless
One nite fateh had a dream, his great grandfather came into his dream
Fateh ; perdadu aap yahan kaisey
Perdada : sevarg se aaya hun tujhsey milne key liye
Fateh : irrrk. Sevarg sey
Perdadu angry : aur kahan sey? Nerek sey ? Nalaik tera dadu itna bura hai kya ,
Fateh ; bas sirf pucha, sorry dadu
Perdadu : sorry mat bol main janta hun tera dimag ka screw thoda dhila ho geya
Fateh : aisey kyun bol rehe ho
Perdadu ; das din pehle tuney kya kiya
Fateh : shadi
Perdadu : toh phir
Fateh : hogeyi berbadi
Perdadu on a sad tone ; shadi ka ladoo badkismat walon ko hi milta ha
Fateh: cried ; perdadu aap ney mujhey yeh baat pehley kiyon nehi betayi
Perdadu : arey gedhey terey duniya aney sey pehle main duniya chod key chala geya tha
Fateh crying; itni bhi kya jaldi thi
Perdadu also crying ; main toh jana nehin chatatha par teri pardadi ney pahunchadiya
Fateh stopped crying: irrk vo kaisey
Perdada crying loudly ; mujhey torture kar kar key; mera hal tere hal jaisey hi tha. Uss kambakt ney mujhey kahin ka nehin choda .
Fateh ; vo kahan hai
Perdadu : nerek mey bethi hai .
Fateh : toh phir app khush ho na ?
Perdadu: arey main kya betau. Roz roz nerek sey phone karti hai puchti hai bhagwan ji sey green pas lelo na merey liye apkey pas aney key kiye. Mithi mithi batein karti hai. Par hai bahut shaita
Fateh crying again : meri wali bhi aisi hi hai. Shaitan ney nerek sey bheji hui hai mera khun karney key liye. Roz mera khun chusti hai .
Perdadu : teri perdadi ki reincarnation hai. Kisney bola tha tujhey shadi ka lado4o khaney key liye
Fateh crying loudly : gelti ho geyi. Bahut sweet thi . Achanak sey dayan ben geyi.
Perdadu : teri perdadi ki aatma chali geyi uskey andar
Fateh sobbing ; ab main kya karun
Perdadu ; kuch nehin apna ser devar pey mar das bar
Fateh ; ismey apki bhi gelti thi
Perdadu : iirrrk vo kaisey
Fateh : das din pehley kyun nehin aye milney key liye. Nehin khata na shaadi ka ladoo
Perdadu very sad : ana tha teri shadi ki khebar milgeyi thi : lekin sevarg ka exit under maintenance chal raha tha na toh isliye nehin aa paya
Fateh confused ; irrrk apko toh invitation card nehin diya tha na toh apko kaisey peta chala ?
Perdadu angry ; tu aek number ka gedha hai
Fateh asking innocently: vo kaisey?
Perdadu : main kahan rehta hun ?
Fateh : sevarg main .
Perdadu : sevarg kidar hai ?
Fateh : upar
Perdadu ; tu kahan rehta hai ?
Fateh : nichey
Perdadu ; toh
Fateh : toh kya ?
Perdadu thinking. Main bhi kissey baat kar raha hun. Yeh mera perpota ulu ka patha hai isliye to biwi sey mar khata hai
Fateh : perdadu chup kyun ho geye
Perdadu : tera IQ level dekh
Fateh ; uper aur nichey ki abhi baat ho rehi thi
Perdadu being impatient; kasma nu khaniya main uper sey asani sey sab kuch dekh sakta hun
Fateh ; par main apko nichey se uper kyun nehin dekh sekta ?
Perdadu hit his hand on his head thinking
Samaj main nehin ata gurpreet ney is kambakt ko pedha karney sey pehle kya khaya tha
Perdadu: aisa hai main aek special telescope sey nichey dekh sakta hun
Fateh excited; ap apna phone number di jiye na
Perdadu ; kyun chahiye
Fateh sad : jab vo afaat mujpey zulam karti hai na toh main ap ko phone karunga ap mujhey bechaney ajana
Perdadu hit his hand on his head again thinking
Sala aek number ka fatu ; khandhan ka naam mithi mey miladiya. Boxer ka tag leke betha hai par biwi sey darta hai. Kisi kam ka nehin hai . Ab mujhey hi kuch karna ho ga
Fateh : irrrk ap chup kyun hai
Perdadu : teri kabiliyet dekh key
Fateh : matlab
Perdadu ; kuch nehin
jo main bolounga vo tu sunega .
Fateh : kya
Perdadu : bhagwan ji sey help mang
Fateh excited : apkey pas number hai kya ?
Perdadu ; kiska
Fateh : bhagwan ji ka
Perdada : arey gedhey mandir main bhagwan miljata hai
Fateh understood .finally : thik hai
Perdada : aur sun
Fateh : kya
Perdada ; aek nariyal bhi leke jana
Fateh : irrrk kyun
Perdada ; bhagwan ji ko chedaney key liye
Fateh ; vo kyun
Perdada : jab hum nariyal chedhatey hain na toh bhella dhel jati hai
Fateh very happy : phir toh do chedaunga
Perdada : kyun
Fateh ; meri life main do bhela hain: aik biwi aik premika
Perdada angry : saley do do leke ghumta hai tabhi toh parishan hai . Ab do mey sey aek ko chun na pedheyga
Fateh : Apni premika ko chose karunga, bahut pyari hay
Perdada : aur thodi pagal bhi:
Fateh : aisa mat bolo
Perdada ; aur biwi ka kya
Fateh : vo toh afaat hai
Perdada : waqt betaye ga vo pagal ya afaat main sey tujhey kisko choose karna hai; faisla bhagwan ji ka hoga
Then great grandfather suddenly disappeared
next morning fateh woke up early at 6 am bought 2 coconuts and ran to the nearest temple which was lord shiva mandir near his hse
all virks sleeping so he thought do the deed now
he prayed to the lord : i am offering two coconuts . pls solve my problem . u are the bhagwanji who knows our dil ki baat so i dont need to explain further
a flower from the lords mala fall ion fatehs feet. panditji say teri wish bhagwan puri karengey
fateh was very happy
two days later papa virk announce to go for amarnath yatra and tell to pack things even sandhus are joining
fateh was very happy thinking
bhagwan shivji ney meri sunli ab mey us aafat ko pahadiyon sey push karunga aur kushi kushi apni jasu sey shadi karunga
fateh decided to push tejo from the mountains and marry jasmin
he ran to his room and started packing papa virk came and say u and tejo will stay here; u need to practice for yr boxing match and tejo will take care of u fateh disappointed but was happy that jasmin not going as well
virks and sandhus left for yatra jasmin went to stay with preeto her friend
the next day
tejo left for college at 10 am
2pm fateh rcvd a call at his house phone number from an unknown person . a male voice
fateh : hello
man : ap ki biwi humarey kebzey main hain
fateh shocked with happiness: kya?
man : humey malum hai key app shocked ho
fateh; aur khush bhi
man was confused
man ; main samjha nehin
fateh; apki shaadi ho geyi hai
man ; nehin
fateh : tabhi to;
man : irrrk kyun
fateh , shadi ka ladoo nehin khaya na. isliye
man : matlab
fateh ; shadi karlo phir peta chel jayega
man angey : apki biwi humarey kebzey main hain
fateh laughed : toh main kya karu
man thinking : yeh aadmi hai ya jelaad; biwi kidnap hogai hai isko toh kuch farak nehin pedta
man angry ; hum apki biwi ko khetam kardengey
fateh excited : kardo abhi kardo :
man angry coz irritated with fateh behaviour; humey mezak nehin pasand
fateh ; toh main kaunsa kar raha hun
Man angry talks in english thinking fateh doesnt understand hindi: we have kidnaped ur wife and ransom 10 crore otherwise we will kill her
fateh : u kill her i dont mind i will give u double amount 20 crore
the kidnapper was thinking is this man for real or what . looks like i kidnapped the wrong woman. he was disappointed
fateh : arey kidnapper bhaiya ziada mat socho usko mardo ; full powerful plan benata hun usko marney key liye:
the kidnapper friend said maybe he doesnt love his wife. perhaps he has a lover. we kidnap his lover then he will come and we also get our money
fateh excited: itna time kyun lega rehey ho : mardo abhi ki abhi mardalo Aur marney key baad uski dead body ki tasveer mujhey bhej dena, antim sanskar key liye bhi 5 crore additional dunga
the kidnappers hit their hands on their heads
arey kahan phas geye yaar
kidnapper; aap kisi aur sey pyar kartey ho kya?
fateh : apko kaisa peta
kidnapper ;sweetly zera humey bhi betao na dikhney mey kaisi hai ?
fateh smiled shyly: bahut cute hai
kidnapper sweetly : naam aut peta betana zera :
fateh shyly: kyun
kidnapper; dekhna chahtey hain key kisney apkey jaise hot hunk key dil main jegah benali hai
fateh blushed with their compliment blurted out everything.
kidnapper; thank u ji ; hum apko baad main phir sey phone karengey
fateh: irrk main intezar karunga besavri sey jaisey meregi mujhey beta dena ok
Kidnapper hang up: thinking
What a lunatic husband
That nite fateh was happy open up a bottle of champagne celebrating wife death thinking
Shukriya bhagwanji bhella dhel geyi
Great grandfather came again in his dream and asked if he went to see bhagwanji. Fateh excitedly said i put two coconuts grandfather said u must put one only
And what did u ask bhagwanji
Fateh said i told the lord he knows whats in my heart
Grandfather didnt say anything just disappeared
The next morning the kidnapper called
Fateh was already seated near the phone waiting for his happiest moment of life
He picked uo on the first ring
Kidnapper; hello aek khush khebri hai
Fateh ; mar geyi kya
Kidnapper: nehin . Aek aur ko utha liya hai
Fateh shocked ; kisko
Kidnapper: apki premika ko
Fateh angry : kuttey kaminey
Kidnapper : ajao lene key liye aur 20 krodh leke ana
Fateh angry : ap ney 10 krodh bola tha
Kidnapperv: vo aek key liye; ab do hai
Fateh sad : iirrkk discount mil sakta hai kya. Biwi nehin chahiya
Kidnapper ; dono ko leke jao nehin toh dono ko khetam kardengey
Fateh : nehin aisa mat karna
Main ata hun
Fateh hit his hand on his head
Why did i offer two coconuts ??
He gave the kidnappers the money and rescued both the women;
Upon reaching home he got beaten from tejo as to why he took time to recue her
At nite great grandfather came into his dreams again
Fateh cried he got beaten again
Dadaji said u made two mistakes
One ; two coconuts
Two : u didnt speak up what u want; u think the lord has an x ray machine to look into ur heart and find out what u desire
Fateh asked next solution
Dadaji say in next dream
MORAL OF THE STORY
OBEY YOUR OLDERS COZ IT WILL BE BENEFICIAL SOMEHOW
