Sujata, Sony TV, 10 pm Early morning. Mega-businessman's house. Doormatish wife with sindoor staining her maang runs around cook- ing, cleaning, and gushing that a patni's asli sukh comes from her pati. Oh heck, but her kids are spoilt, her pati tells her she doesn't match up to him. Just walk out on them, lady. Stop being a balti. Camera crack'd Maayka, Zee TV, 8.30 pm Vamp wants to convey the impression that her husband is into an affair with his bhabhi. And she keeps asking the goon by her side, "Tum samajh gaye na?" Meanwhile, the vamp's mum-in- law with a huge honeycomb on her head eavesdrops. Vamp continues looking at the camera.. till it cracks.. and you crack up. Letter-y-ticket Kahe na Kahe, 9X, 9 pm Whiney girl (voice modulation class- es needed badly) resigns from her job. Letter reads, "Staffs is co-operated." Boss is irritated. Now is that because she's quitting or because of the grammar challenged letter? Hiya baby Waqt Bataayega.. Kaun Apna Kaun Paraya, Sony TV, 10.30 pm Mr and Mrs are just have to have a baby girl. Alas, there's a miscarriage. Husband, wife, saas shed tears and threaten the powers to be. Husband is Mukesh Khanna, by the way. Next morning, they find a baby girl aban- doned at a temple. Pandit suggests they adopt the child. How convenient. Pandit is Gufi Paintal. A Mahabharat reunion? Please don't be seated DLF ad Elderly uncle stands uncomfortably in a state transport bus. Young guy offers him a seat. Uncle is touched and is about to sit when youngster pretends to stretch and sits back. Why? Uncle supports Rajasthan Royals while youngster is all for Mohali Kings. How rude is that? Eesh! janaki.viswanathan@hindustantimes.com