SP Buzz and Times vol 35 Funny Jokes

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Happy Ram Navami May Lord Rama bless you and your family.

SP Buzz and News Letter 2 in 1 fun

The purpose of Buzz is to share your good news and bad news with the forum members as we all are one big happy family and like to share in each other's khushi aur ghum.

I will always pray to God that we all have only good news to share from now on for every one.

Get ready for lots of birthday and anniversary threads and lots of fun things for this month. Let us have some fun activities to take the load off studies. Just keep reading for contest and latest addition some funny jokes or songs to make you laugh

Updates and Imp. links

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7th Apr. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/911212/7th-april-monday-update-and-video

8th Apr. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/912303/8th-april-tuesday-update-and-video

9th apr. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/913284/9th-april-written-update-and-video-link

10th apr. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/914467/10th-april-08-update-tit-for-tat-and-video

Video

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Summary

Kaveri goes home thinking how to go to jiji and expose saloni's truth. Brig's wife calls Saloni and asks her to convince Neel to get married to Nishi as Brig is not well and wants to see Nishi as Bride. Sal calls Neel and convince him. Neel keeps condition. Sal has to be present and help him. Naahr comes and they decide to leave for wedding. Nahar and sal spend romantic afternoon in the park. When they reach their Sal and neel have heart to heart talk and promis to keep their freindship. Kakasa finds wedding card and decide to attend wedding. Kaveri comes and Ishan tells they all have gone to Mahu, After the wedding while they all are dancing jiji comes with kakasa. seeing jiji Nahar takes Sal away and asks sal to leave, Kaveri shows up and takes jiji on side and tells the truth that chirmi is real saloni. jiji is shocked and brings kakasa home. Saloni after finding out jiji left stays for bidai. Jiji calls stella and decides to visit her. Jiji finds stella tied and attends the call. It is Munni who has abducted vedant and ask her she will giver him back after she gets ransome,

Star of the week

Neel Saloni and Nahar

Villain of the week

Munni

Scenes of the week

Nahar and Saloni in the park, Neel and Saloni talking heart to heart, Saloni and Nahar teasing eachother in front of Neel and Nishi, Nahar admiring Neel's song and Sal's dancing

Active member of the week

newgal and maayka fan Congrates. Here is your siggy enjoy

**contest corner**

Winners for the NL34 contest are Nazia,Arwax, jaanlover, neela226, shopgirl1, pakibeuty, shrona_bha Congrates to you all enjoy your siggy.

Simple contest of this week name all the married women in SP. It should be atleast 10 names. They can be living away from husband.

Pm your entries to me by 20th Apr. It should be titled NLContest 35

Fun corner

Jokes

A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher asked,

'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'

The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire.

'The stuff we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can be disastrous because of fertilisers and pesticides and none of us realises the long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our drinking water. However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and we all have or will eat it at some time in our lives.

Now, is anyone here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

A 65-year-old nursing sister sitting in the front row stood up and said, 'Wedding cake.'

**Sp Dev Team**

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Posted: 17 years ago
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omg...ramas u r somthing...i mean ur jokes r jst too much mannn...:)))
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: shopgirl1

omg...ramas u r somthing...i mean ur jokes r jst too much mannn...:)))

congrates on being contest winner I will post siggy. I am not done yet.

I am glad you enjoyed jokes. They are good.😆😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Gr8 NL as always.

Loved the nice funny jokes. 😆

Keep up the good work. 👏

Congrats to the winners and active members. 👏
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: ramas

congrates on being contest winner I will post siggy. I am not done yet.

I am glad you enjoyed jokes. They are good.😆😆

thnks ramas...n i'll send u in my entry soon 😉...n once again thnks 4 the siggy...looks very pretty in pink :)))

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: arwax

Gr8 NL as always.

Loved the nice funny jokes. 😆

Keep up the good work. 👏

Congrats to the winners and active members. 👏

Thanks arwa and Congrates on winning contest. I liked jokes too.😆😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: shopgirl1

thnks ramas...n i'll send u in my entry soon 😉...n once again thnks 4 the siggy...looks very pretty in pink :)))

Thanks again dear and will look forward to your entry. yes it is pretty siggy😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Great post Di...

Congrats to all the winners.. 😊
Nice contest..
Great jokes...Love your jokes Di.. 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: jaanlover

Great post Di...

Congrats to all the winners.. 😊
Nice contest..
Great jokes...Love your jokes Di.. 😊

congrats reena and I am glad you enjoyed the jokes. Thanks.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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As usual outstanding. I am always impress by your creativity, dedication and hard work. 👏 👏

I am also impress with the PG jokes 😆 😆 . It's good to see standards are maintained.

👏 👏

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