One liners of our one and only
Shaurya Sabarwal
β’ Agar tum ziddi ho toh Mai bhi Shaurya Sabharwal hoon.
β’ Tum meri jagah hoti to handle nahi kar pati...
β’ Babli : Sir, kya main Nikki ko le jau...?
Shaurya : Pleaseeee....π
β’ Jitna aap mujhe janti h mai usse kahi behtar hu Ms. Bhalla
β’ Mai bohot kuch kar sakta hoon jiske bare mai apko koi knowledge nahi hai...
β’ Aap janti hi kitna hai mujhe, Mai or bhi bahut kuch kar sakta Hoon.
β’ Ms Bhalla agar mujhe pata chala ke media ko tip tumne di hai toh na mein bahar se acha lagunga naa hi ander se
β’ Tumhe bahut hassi aa rahi hai, jab mujhe pata chala ki media ko tum ne kal kiya to, Main hasunga tum rogi.
β’ kya main tumhe admin dekhta hoon miss bhalla
β’ Sorry sir lekin mene yeh jaan bhooj ke nh kia
Shaurya: nh nh...tumse toh kuch jaan bhooj ke nh hota..bs hojata
β’ Aur aap bhi wahan jaan bhooj k nh aate jahan yeh hoti...bs ajateπ
β’ Ms. Bhalla main kya aapko bollywood movie ka villan lagta hu jise heroine ko tang karna pasand hai
β’ βDisturb karna toh aapka fundamental right haiβ
bataiye kaise disturb karna chahegi aap mujhe.
β’ Anokhi: Aapka koi haq nahi banta ki aap mujhse tarah se baat kare
Shaurya: Main karna bhi nahi chahta
β’ A: Galti karne ke baad har koi aise kehta hain
S: Mein sab jaise nahi hoon, samji?
A: hanji
β’ Mujhse aise baat mat karna am warning you
β’ Shaurya - Tumhe bohat shouk haina courier company chalane ka
β’ Wow...kitni aachi tarah suljha liya tumne..hmmm.. interesting
β’ Attitude kyu de rhi ho muje?
β’ Khud toh jaise rasgulla hai
β’ Thora careful rehna chahiye na ab main roadway ki bus ki tarah main har jagah ye toh nhi likhwa sakta na "YAATRI APNE SAMAAN KI KHUD JIMEEDARI LE"
β’ mera ek tareeka hain kaam karne ka, ya toh logo ko samaj aata hain ya nahi aata, yeh unki problem hoti hain
β’ mein karela hoon? mein karela hoon?
β’ Yeh kaisa ACP hain, jise yeh bhi nahi pata yaha pe kya ho raha hain
β’ Neend toh mujhe bhi nahi aayi.
β’ Agar parwah nahi hoti naa toh mein kyun aata yahaan
β’ Lekin parwah ke saath akal hai mujhe
β’ Jab tum dekh rahi ho situation kya hai, agar khud zinda rahenge toh dusre ki madad kar payenge.
β’ Sorry to say officer but mujhe lagta hai aap bhul rahe ki apka kaam logo pe judgement pass karna nahi unki madat karna hai"
β’ "Aapse zyada toh anokhi doodne mein lagi hai Aastha ko"
β’ Tum jaanti bhi ho mujh par kya guzari thi. Shayad tum zindagi bhar nahi jaan paogi
β’ Tum bachpan me jhule se gir gayi thi kya?
β’ "Kyu prasad baatna hai"
β’ "Agar dikha bhi diya toh kya fark padta hai"
β’ "Tum sirf mujhe upar upar se jaanti ho"
β’ I am not answerable to you, do you get that?!β
β’ βMan upβ
β’ βNeem ke ped se aam expect karna, iske bare mein apka kya khayal hain, ms bhallaβ
β’ "Kahin apke misleading actione ke wajah se woh koi umeed na lagaye baithe .. I think everyone needs clarity .."
β’ "Mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki main tumhara beta hun aur tum mere baap"
β’ "Aap mujhse sawaal kar rahe hai Dad ..Ki khudko jawab de rahe hai !!"
β’ βmeri parwah kisine nahi ki.. but itβs okay, Iβm fineβ
β’ Tum paas nahi hoti ho to control nahi hota.
β’ Hamara match adhura reh gaya..
β’ Aaj shaam ko lagate hai rang..
β’ Aur is baar koi ACP nahi aayega hume disturb karne..
β’ Wo hamara moment hoga Anokhi, I want it to be special..
β’ Aap jaanti hai kya jagah hai aapki mere zindegi mai, to har baar ye mujhe prove q karna padta hai..
β’ Don't make it about yourself BM, ye aapke baare mai nahi hai.. Ye meri zindegi hai..
β’ Ladka.. Mai Shaurya Shawarwal hu.. Sayad aapne pehchana nahi..
β’ Nahi chahiye, phek deta hu..
β’ Uski baat maan na.. Wo jo bole karna.. Aur mujhe jyada pareshan mat karna..
β’ Wo aayi thi.. Mujhe pata hai wo aayi thi..
β’ Zindegi mai pehli baar khus tha, aur aapne BM..
Edited by Bhavisweet03 - 3 years ago
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