Warning-craxy content 🤪
(None is negative just enjoy the pagalpanti)
Episode 1~ golmaal
The Pratap haveli is filled with buzzing gossips, nonstop chatter n colours as the most awaited time of the year had come the festival of colours... There goes the red n pink one signifying love, purity n strength...n there the yellows n oranges devoting playfulness , joy n enthusiasm...n at the other corner blues n greens were kept displaying peace , devotion n Stability...
"Parso Holi he !! Arrangements me koi Kami na rehni chahiye" came Prakashi from the stairs instructing their trusted event planner for the Holi celebrations
MS: arre yogi Beta phoolo ki thaal aa gyi kya??
Yogi: Haan mama iss Baar to humne gulab k Phool mangvaye he ! Said yogi mischievously...
MS: arre yo k Kar Diya ?! gulab k phoolo se Kabhi Holi kheli he tanne Jo ab khelega?
Yogi: to khelenge na ab ! Or vaise bhi yeh Phool Mene bhaiya Bhabhi k liye mangvaye he unki pehli holi Jo he !
MS : to yo baat he ! Ms too grinned "Tu bohot romantic ho rha he Kuch Dino se Kahi Baal Bache ki planning to nhi ? " n bursts into a bundle of laughter
Yogi: (shyly)kya aap bhi Mama ! Abhi umar Kaha he yeh sab to aap bhaiya ko bolo!
MS: oye Umar ki Baat na Kar Vir to yeh sunke manne hi kachha kha jayega purvi ki to baat hi mat Karo ...n again both yogi n ms laughed out loud , so loud that everyone present forgot their respective work n began staring them
Anjali: kya hua aap dono kis baat par itta has rhe ho Hume bhi batao ?
ms: beta me to yogi se keh rha tha ki...(yogi stuffs one gujiya in ms mouth)
Yogi: yhi ki gujiya kitti achhi banayi he tumne...
"Jhooth! Sirf gujiya par aap dono aise to nhi hasoge, maamla k he ?? Manne bhi batao?" Said Vir in full swag with his unforgettable smirk
(Yogi n ms whispering )
Yogi: Lagta he bhaiya ko pata chal gya ab humari kher nhi mama!
ms: na na Vir aise hi humse sach ugalwana Chahta he Tu darr mat me sambhal Lunga..
Vir: ib to manne lage he mere baare me baat ho rhi he ...
Ms : arre Vir Tu bhi na yo Ghar he Panchayat na Jo naak chadhake sawal jawab kare Tu !
Hum isiliye has rhe the kyoki manne Kaha Anjali bitiya ne gujiya badi achhi banayi he or yogi ko yakeen hi nhi ho rha tha (yogi turns his head towards ms in deep shock), kehta Anjali ne Kabhi usko to gujiya khilayi nhi banake or aaj app kha rhe ho
Everyone again laughs at this fake confession of ms
Yogi: (flabbergasted)par Mene aisa kab Kaha ??!!
Ms(in a teasing tone):"Dekh le Anjali kaise chugli Kar rha tha Teri yo... Saza to Milne chahiye!
Anjali : bikul mama ji ! Aao Zara kamre me achhe se gujiya khilaungi vo bhi Apne haatho se !
Anjali goes to her room leaving a terrified yogi n laughing ms
Yogi again whispers in ms ears : yeh Kaisa sambhala Aapne!...ab to Tu gya yogi bachhu!
Ms : shukar mana Vir ko na pata Chala or Tu to vaise bhi bade romantic mood me he na jaake mana le apni joru ne n chuckles
Sudha enters : to Holi ki taiyaarii shuru!
N checks on everything kept at display
Sudha(confused n complaining) : par yha sabse imp cheez to Gayab he !! Bhang ! .... Bhang nhi he kya ?? To Holi kaise manegi ?!
ms(disappointed): nhi beta bhang to nhi he
Suddenly Vir interupts: isme konsa shok mana rhe ho ms mar Mura nhi gye aap...
Ms: arre marre mhare dushman or usme sabse pehle no tera hoga!...Bina bhang k koi Holi khelta he kya ?
Yogi: arre rehne do mama ,bhaiya Sahi keh rhe bhang Peeke kya hota he bhaiya se zyada koi na janta n laughs cheekily
Vir: ho gya tera ! Par bhang nhi aayegi !...Vir leaves
Ms pulls yogi's ear "to Tu mare se badla le rha he haina ? Teri to!"
Yogi:arre nhi mama...bhaiya ne bhang Ka stall lagane se mana Kiya bhang peene se nhi....
Ms thinks something n then pulls yogi's ear even tighter "Tereme itta dimag kaise Aaya!"
Yogi: Pehle se tha...par kaan to chhodo dard ho rha he !
Ms leaves his ear.... meanwhile Sudha erupted with lots of Qs "arre koi mujhe bhi batao kya ho rha he ! " N then whispers "mukhi ji ko Kabhi bhang chadi he kya ?"
Ms: chadi!.... Bhang peene k baad to vo khud tanki pe Chad gya tha! Or vha se chilla rha tha {Raat k dhai baje koi shehnai baje dingdandada dingdandada Dil Ka bazaar lagaaaaa ..... Pehli Baar mohobbat ki he dangdang aakhiri Baar mohobbat ki he dangdang🤣}
Sudha is shocked while yogi bursts into another pool of laughter then ms n yogi narrated the Ruckus Vir caused in intoxication...
Sudha(amused): mukhi ji ko itti Chad gyi vo bhi sirf ek glass me !!
Ms: Haan or tabse Vir na khud bhang Peeta he or na Hume peene Deta he...par iss Saal to bhang aayegi chahe Jo ho jaaye !
Yogi: bilkul mama aap andolan shuru Karo hum Aapke Saath he !
Ms: (mischievously)me batata hu tanne Kaha se bhang laani he...
Yogi begins to leave just then Sudha holds his hand n corners him...
Sudha: bas 2 min humari baat sun lijiye!
Yogi(whispering): 2 min kya 2 Janam tak tumahri baat sun Sakta hu!...
Sudha:(pretends that she didn't heard) kya? N takes a step towards him..
Yogi holds his breath with his eyes popping..."jaldi bata Jo batana he suna nhi kitti dur he vo shop?"
Sudha: mukhi ji ko bhang pila k usne confession karayenge hum !
Yogi: pagal he kya!? Bhaiya Kabhi bhang nhi peeyenge or agar unko humare plan k baare me pata Chala to hum sab gye !
Sudha(challenging) :zarur peeyenge ! Humare Pas aisa plan he ki mukhi ji Bach nhi paayenge! Sudha tells him the plan
Yogi: woahhhh! Kya dimag bhagaya he tune par yeh kaam karega kon ?
" tum to nhi karoge coz tum phattu Jo ho!" teased Sudha , "hum karenge! Bas purvi ko na pata chale iska dhyan tum rakhna!"
Yogi: to phir deal done parso tak saari arrangements ho jayegi n both leave with a winning smile n flickering smirks......
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#HOLI Ka din...
It couldn't be more sunnier, it couldn't be more merrier, the bright sunshine spreading its rays through the translucent pink , blue n yellow curtains spread all around the farmhouse making it glow, the sky too was pregnant with the mystical colours as the soft breeze blew away the first layer of gulaal placed on the thaals, entire revari village was there for the famous celebration of the year and there stood the Pratap family welcoming all the guests with a thaal full of red gulaal as shagun , the stalls for gulaal, pichkari n delicacies had no end only one stall was missing that too only from Vir's eyes....
Vir after welcoming all the guests comes under the main area in front of the pool
"Maa yo baawri Kaha gyi subah se nhi dikhi?"
"Manne na pata Vir mujhe bhi na dikhi" said a confused Prakashi .... Then Vir enquired others but none had seen his baawri, Vir became tensed.... suddenly a shriek in his ears jolted him completely n he fell into the pool n everyone around him threw colour at him which they hid in Thier fists...
Vir could only hear continuous rounds of laughter as water went in his eyes ,nose , ears n mouth as he choked
JnM: Baba aap to bilkul rainbow lag rhe ho!
Anger started rising in him like the rising water through his cotton embroidered kurta
Vir got up n his anger vanished by the sight of the jaw dropping beauty of his baawri in a dazzling white lehenga with blue chikankari work , covering her face with her palm , laughing her heart out ....on him!
Vir got up on realising what a fool he has been made "to yo sab tera karnama he baawri" his eyes darkening with desire as he couldn't hold her beauty, it was too much for him... "Ab gao k mukhiya ko sabse pehle rang na lagaya to Holi kaisi!" Teased Pur
Vir pulls her close"mehengi padegi!"
Pur could read his eyes n desires n gave it back to him "mukhiyain Hu sasti cheezo se kaam chalana nhi Aata mujhe!"
"Wouldn't there be the whole village you would have remembered this cost for lifetime"said Vir to himself controlling his carnal desires
This intense eyelock was broken by a voice which Pur found familiar "me batata hu kon sasta he or kon mehenga!" Came a mocking roar (Sudha jumped off excitement but yogi held her"arre sabar Rakh nhi to plan Ka band baj jayega" )
Who is this person???
Precap - Vir ki bakaiti🤪
(Vir Ka gaana 🤣 just in case Kisi ko sunne Ka Mann kare 🤣)
For imagining Pur Ka lehenga
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