ROSID FF:-BATTLE OF GREATS: HEART OR MONEY?[COMPLETED FF] - Page 14

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CHAPTER 49:-PERFECT PLAN

PART 1:- ROOTNA MANANAA

Roli shocked seeing the news..

Roli-These two went with a perfect plan but without telling me anything, huh so much happened but I am such a fool who believed in those letters...

"Bhabhi ji, hi"...

"Hi darling"...

Roli-Don't get in

Sid-What?... why?

Roli-Ha.. why?... You both fooled me and did these many things without my acknowledge

Ronit-But bhabhi we don't want to trouble you that's why

Roli-Whatever but I am angry on you both so don't get in okay

Sid-Oh hello this is my ...

Roli glared at him

Sid-I .. I mean this is our kingdom so its my natural right.. I can come here at any time I like okay come Ronit

Roli-Huh akdoo

Roli sat on the sofa..

Ronit-Seems bhabhi is so angry

Sid-I have a solution for this take that newspaper , I will take this one..

Both took news papers...

(Hindi + English conversation):-

Sid-India News

Ronit-Hindustan News

Sid glared at him

Roli looked at them with eagerness

Ronit- Bharat desh mein..

(Ronit-In India country)

Sid-Vrindavan gaayab

(Sid- Vrindavan disappeared).

Ronit-Hey kya kaha bhai tum ne?

(Ronit-Bhai just what you said?)

Sid-Maine kaha Bharat ke nakshe se Vrindavan gayab ho chuka hai

(Sid-I just said Vrindavan disappeared from the map)

Ronit-Voh side mein hainaa Vrindavan uper

(Ronit-But just above Vrindavan is there naa)

Sid-Voh side mein Sri lanka hai Vrindavan nahi

(Sid-That is Sri lanka not Vrindavan)

Ronit-Nahi bhai ye dekho map , ye kya hai?

(Ronit-No bhai , see this map, here is Vrindavan)

Sid-Tujhe kya pata bhai, pichle saal tsunami aayi ti naa Vrindavan koh leke chali gayi

(Sid-Don't you know bhai, previous year big tsunami came and destroyed Vrindavan)

Ronit-Bhai bahot hua ab zor se mat bolo , hum dono ke paper ke news crash ho jaayenge

(Ronit-Its enough bhai , now don't read loudly because our papers news will crash with each other)

Both turned their face...

Ronit-Ohhhh

Sid-Ahhhh...

Ronit-Bhaiiiii...

Sid din't turn

Ronit-Oh nahi, fan pe latkakar khudkhushi

(Ronit-Oh no, Suicide over a fan)

Sid-Rassi laake dene waale koh bahot bahot dhanyavaad

(Sid-Thank to that person who gave him a rope)...

Roli slightly laughed...

Ronit-Kya bakwaas kar rahe ho?...

(Ronit-What nonsense are you talking?...

Sid-Kyaa?

(Sid-What?)

Ronit-Aapne kaha ki suicide karne ke liye jisne help kiya usse dhanyavaad?

(Ronit-You said thank to the person who helped that man to commit suicide?)

Sid-Pagal ho gaye ho kya, ye dekho, rassi fight ke liye jisne rassi leke dee hai uske liye dhanyavaad

(Sid-Are you mad?.. See here, thank to the person who gifted a rope for a rope fight)...

Ronit-Isi liye bol raha hu, beech mein mat thoko, lekin sunte nahi ho aap

(Ronit-That's why I am warning you, don't peep into my news okay)?

Sid turned his face...

Ronit-Oh wow, good news for gold buyers..

Sid-10 kilo ke liye 1000 rupaye..

(Sid-1000 rupees for 10kg)....

Ronit-tere baap ka hai kya?

Sid-Toh tera baap ka hai kyaa?...

Ronit-Bhai you are over reacting

Sid-Hey what I did?...

Ronit-You said 1000 rupees only for 10 kg gold?.....

Sid-Arey you stupid see here... 10 kilo apples cost 1000 rupees...

Ronit-If you say a word again then I will shoot you

Sid turned his face again...

Ronit-Oh nooo

Sid-Arey baap rey....

Ronit- Mahabharat mein Drauadi kaa

(Ronit-In Mahabharat, Draupadi was)...

Sid-Ravan ne kiya apaharan

(Sid-Kidnapped by Ravan)...

Ronit-Bhaiyya I will shoot you

Sid-Hey did I say anything wrong?...

Ronit-Who told you this modern Mahabharat?

Sid-Modern Mahabharat?... What is it?

Ronit-Bhai , Mahabharat mein Ravan kaha se aagaya?...

(Ronit-In Mahabharat, where the hell that Ravan came from?)

Sid-You are such a dumb, see here .. Today's TV special "Ravan Kidnaps Sita"....

Ronit-Then say it properly naa why are you mixing my news with yours?... Bhai this is the final chance got it?...

Sid-Okay okay fine...

Ronit- New news...

Sid didn't say anything...

Ronit-Oh nahi,... patni maa ban ne ke karan pati chahta hai divorce

(Ronit-Oh no, Husband wants a divorce after his wife giving a good news)

Sid-Aur uski vajah hai uske best friend

(Sid-And the reason for that is his best friend)...

Roli laughed hearing that...

Ronit hit his paper on Sid's face...

Sid-Oyye what happened?

Ronit-What the hell? You said because of his best friend ... his wife gave him a good news?????

Sid-Are you mad?... Chee, chee how stupid you are.. see here

Ronit-What?...

Sid-A business reached the top spot in the country and the reason for that is his best friend

Ronit-Bhaiyya, this is too much you are ....

Sid-Hey what I did?.. Shut up and let me read...

Ronit- Bhai you shut up , you ruined everything , you monkey

Sid-You donkey , idiot stupid ... waste body.. Go ..go to garden and water some plants..

(Sid-Jaao, jaake plants koh paani dalo)

Ronit-But bhai its raining..

(Ronit-Lekin bhai bahar baarish ho rahi hai)

Sid-Then take that umbrella and do that work.... very simple

(Sid-Toh chaata leke jaao aur paani daalo asaan hai)

Ronit-Whaaatttttt..????.. I won't leave you bhai

(Ronit-Kyaa?... mai aapko nahi chodunga bhai)...

Sid-Okay okay fine , last question

Ronit-What?

Sid-Before that let's talk something useful

Ronit-Okay tell me

Sid-If I won then you need to give me 2000 rupees

Ronit-Done, what if I won?

Sid-Then I will receive 2000 rupees from you...

Ronit-Fantastic done I am okay with this challenge

Roli-Poor Ronit...he in that excitement didn't realize what Siddant said...

Sid-Agar pataakaa koh asmaan mein phek diya toh kya hoga?..

(Sid-What happens if we throw explosives in the sky?)

Ronit-Aur kya hoga, blast hoga

(Ronit-Arey it blasts )..

Sid-Blast hone ke liye aag(fire) kya tere biwi daalegi???

Ronit-what?...

Sid-Fire..

Ronit-What fire?...

Sid-Arey patakaa phodne ke liye aag toh chahiye naaa...bina aag patak kaise blast hogi??....

Ronit-No, I won't accept my defeat let's play another round.. Rules are same but prize will be double

Sid-Wow okay done...

Ronit-Simple question, when I joined Police force?....

Sid-Hmm well I don't know

Ronit-Yeyyyyy, I won, I won....

Sid-Hmm I lost , give me 2000 sorry 4000 rupees

Ronit-Okay, hey what?.. I won so you need to give me 4000 right?...

Sid-Accha, just recollect my words my dear foolish bro...

Ronit-Wait, if you won then I need to give 4000

Sid-Ha, if I lost then?

Ronit-Then you will receive 4000 from me... Hey you cheaterrr.rr....... I will kill youuuuuu, stop there

They started fighting.. pulling hairs , kicking each other ...pushing each other like a small children...

Roli can't stop her laugh ...She laughed continuously...Finally they managed to bring smile on her face..

TO BE CONTINUED..

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Sorry just thought of giving this chapter ...

Yes confused soul, I am asking about your ff

Loved this update! It's so funny. Sid and Ronit's conversation🤣 it's superb. Waiting for next updates.

Originally posted by: Smiley-Rosid05

Yes confused soul, I am asking about your ff

Which FF you're talking about? I have not stopped any of mine. I'm still updating, not regularly though😆

Originally posted by: Confused_Soul

Which FF you're talking about? I have not stopped any of mine. I'm still updating, not regularly though😆

But I am not receiving any updates it shows last update was 18 days ago

Originally posted by: Smiley-Rosid05

But I am not receiving any updates it shows last update was 18 days ago

I just posted one update 3 days ago. I'm posting in new FF section. Check under RoSid tag, you will get.

Originally posted by: Confused_Soul

I just posted one update 3 days ago. I'm posting in new FF section. Check under RoSid tag, you will get.

Okay Got it thank you😉

Ohh yeah I mixed up with Karan’s name with Vikram ....🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️.... sorry 😅.....

Originally posted by: Andetheres

Ohh yeah I mixed up with Karan’s name with Vikram ....🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️.... sorry 😅.....

no problem 😃