Why this Kolaveri? - Page 2

Originally posted by: angelfire78

Antidote zyada nahi lena hai, that's why I said 5 minutes but theek hai, let's wait for our show to get back on track. Lagta hai unko bhi accha nahi laga, aaj ka episode upload hi nahi hua hai ab tak 😆

Yeah even HotStar technician is against the surrogacy. So they refused to upload it 😆

Waise bhi Star ke har serial is around baccha! What obsession man

Originally posted by: SheThought

Yeah even HotStar technician is against the surrogacy. So they refused to upload it 😆

Waise bhi Star ke har serial is around baccha! What obsession man

Seriously! Why are they thinking of such tracks in the current situation? Itne saare possibilities the! And this leap they have planned - wish they had shown it before they started the baccha track to make it more palatable!

Originally posted by: angelfire78

Seriously! Why are they thinking of such tracks in the current situation? Itne saare possibilities the! And this leap they have planned - wish they had shown it before they started the baccha track to make it more palatable!

Pata nahin yaar!

Maybe they think that in Corona times, people can't go outside and all just stay home.

So ghar pe baithe baithe couples ko aur kuch kaam nahin hai so they are making more babies... idk 🤣

Originally posted by: SheThought

Pata nahin yaar!

Maybe they think that in Corona times, people can't go outside and all just stay home.

So ghar pe baithe baithe couples ko aur kuch kaam nahin hai so they are making more babies... idk 🤣

@bold - maybe couple who don't already have kids 🤣🤣 Those who have kids were tearing their hair out after a couple of weeks 😆. To be honest, so were the kids 🤣 I can't tell you how excited my 4 year old was to go back to daycare 😆. He even said, let's never have such a long break again 🤣

Originally posted by: angelfire78

@bold - maybe couple who don't already have kids 🤣🤣 Those who have kids were tearing their hair out after a couple of weeks 😆. To be honest, so were the kids 🤣 I can't tell you how excited my 4 year old was to go back to daycare 😆. He even said, let's never have such a long break again 🤣

Haha true! 🤣

My kids are so happy that their schools have started 😆

Wait what? You are sending your kid to daycare? Is it safe to be around other kids?

For my kids, it's all online...

Serialwale couples don't have kids or have lost their previous kids and are totally velle, so their timepass is making babies I guess 🤣

Originally posted by: SheThought

Haha true! 🤣

My kids are so happy that their schools have started 😆

Wait what? You are sending your kid to daycare? Is it safe to be around other kids?

For my kids, it's all online...

Serialwale couples don't have kids or have lost their previous kids and are totally velle, so their timepass is making babies I guess 🤣

My older one also started school online. Younger is going to preschool. They started mid-August. Where we are cases are low, and in general they check temperature every day and don't take in kids even with cold, so it seems ok so far.

Writers ko bhi kids nahi honge shayad, nahi toh lockdown mein aise tracks soojhte hi nahi 😆

Yeh koun sa serials hain jisme kids dikha rahe hain?

Originally posted by: angelfire78

My older one also started school online. Younger is going to preschool. They started mid-August. Where we are cases are low, and in general they check temperature every day and don't take in kids even with cold, so it seems ok so far.

Writers ko bhi kids nahi honge shayad, nahi toh lockdown mein aise tracks soojhte hi nahi 😆

Yeh koun sa serials hain jisme kids dikha rahe hain?

Oh accha. Maybe there are less kids, so they are able manage at the daycare.

Where we live cases are not too bad... still meri toh himmat hi nahin hai baccho ko kahin bhi bhejne ki. Though they are not offering in person classes anyway.

PS main they show one kid through video calls.

And ekad show main they replaced the kid actor to be more than 10, so kid is present.

In this other show, i think they show baby far shots with a doll and closeups through VFX 😆

Hamare show main bhi 4 Gardener ke beech ka Flower aise hi VFX and doll se hi dikhayenge 😵🥱

Patah nahi why they have such tracks in such times. Kuch light sa semi comedy track dedo and see how the TRP soars! Itna rona-dhona heavy duty baccha track... Buddhi phir gayi hai inki I tell you!

Originally posted by: SheThought

Pata nahin yaar!

Maybe they think that in Corona times, people can't go outside and all just stay home.

So ghar pe baithe baithe couples ko aur kuch kaam nahin hai so they are making more babies... idk 🤣

Pali... awesome kolaveri...!

Blunt take at The timewarp speed this ad/surro/ phool / fool thing going.

@ bold... actually it's a fact and called baby boom...

India is said to have a baby boom in dec Jan Feb months...

Pata nahi tha TV channels par pehle yeh boom hoga🤣

Are these writers working from home..🤪

Originally posted by: SheThought

Oh accha. Maybe there are less kids, so they are able manage at the daycare.

Where we live cases are not too bad... still meri toh himmat hi nahin hai baccho ko kahin bhi bhejne ki. Though they are not offering in person classes anyway.

PS main they show one kid through video calls.

And ekad show main they replaced the kid actor to be more than 10, so kid is present.

In this other show, i think they show baby far shots with a doll and closeups through VFX 😆

Hamare show main bhi 4 Gardener ke beech ka Flower aise hi VFX and doll se hi dikhayenge 😵🥱

Patah nahi why they have such tracks in such times. Kuch light sa semi comedy track dedo and see how the TRP soars! Itna rona-dhona heavy duty baccha track... Buddhi phir gaya hai inka I tell you!

I was also reluctant but kya karein? 5 months ho gaye, kaam nahi ho raha tha with him at home, and he was also bored out of his mind. Yeah, they have limited number of children in daycare.

Oh ok. I don't think I watch any with kids. Shubh of KRP was the cutest baby ❤️ baki I don't like many kids in shows. None that I watch have kids.

Originally posted by: SheThought

Kunal: Wifey, me very upset

Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri?

Kunal: Bhaiyaa-Bhabhi 140 months days of marriage... still no baccha

Kuhu: Ohho, Why this Kolaveri? They will adopt

Kunal: But Ma wants Asli Waaris!

Kuhu: Arre Ma can play with our baby (but not now haan 🤔)

Kunal: Arre Ma wants Shuddh Pratishat Asli Waaris!

Kuhu: Hain? Toh Hum kya #Dalda hai?

Kunal: Ab Ma toh Ma hai!

Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri?

Kunal: *donning his Bye Dimaag Hi Mahaan cape* Kuhu, let's help!

Kuhu: Help? How? I ain't got no magic

Kunal: Only you can help!

Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri? No can't play God

Kunal: Be the surrogate mumma of bhaiyaa-bhabhi baccha! Pretty please?

Kuhu:

Bye bye ghans charne gayi jiski woh Kum-Akal Nanko

Hello Hi dimang main bhoosa bharne wali Jasmeet Chachi Aapko

Jas: Un Hun. Un Hun. Accha. Okay. Ohho. Yeh toh very good ho gaya ji!

Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri? How is it very good

Jas: aksdfasdj Parul ka Beta lajdflakdsfj Property adjfldssk Limellight alkdsjfasjd KuKu do IT ajfdladsjf Asli Nakli Waaris lkasdjfklads

Kuhu: Then what happens to #KeepITSeparate

Jas: Arre DKP ke saath chalo! Leap to #LetsComplicateIT

Kuhu:

Bye bye dimaag ki batti buzane wali chachi

Hello Hi blackmailer dragon saasumaji

Meenu: * in her Kishor Kumar Padosan voice* Meri pyari Kuhu, Meri bholi Kuhu

Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri?

Meenu: Mere asli waaris ki nayya beech bhanwar main gud-gud gothe khay, use tu paar lagade

Kuhu: But ma, KuKu kid no asli waaris for you na?

Meenu: Tu ban ja surrogate, mere Asli Bete ke asli bachhe ki Ma, tujhe main apni favorite bana lu!

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Varna...

Kuhu:

Bye bye Asli se bahot jyada khatarnak Nakli Ma

Hello Hi Crisscross Applesauce bacche ke honewale Pa

Kunal: Yay, you are back! Ready to become crisscross Mamma?

Kuhu: #LetsComplicateIT! But first let's finish our Humma Humma

Kunal: I love you Kuhu! *brings applesauce*

Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri? 😳

Kunal: *Idk, bal-gopal worked for Bhai, so I thought Applesauce can be our thing*

Kuhu:

Kunal: Kuhu....

Bekhudi.... Bekhudi... le ke jaayegi jaan ye Bekhudi....

* 1.2.3... Subah ho gayi Mamu, Mamu, Hey Mamu *

Meenu: Mere baccho!

Aaj main Upar, Aasama neeche, Aaj main aage, zamana hai peeche,

Jaldi hospital jao, Doctor ko dikhao, aur mere crosscross asli waaris ko bana ke lao

Awesome Foursome: Doctor Doctor, can we do Ek Phool Chaar Maali?

Doctor: You sure you want a bhool-bhoolaiyya Garden?

Awesome Foursome:

Phoolo ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai

Ek hazaaro main Meri Behna / Mere Bhaiyya hai

Saari umar hame sang rehna hai

Phoolo ka taaron ka...

Doctor: Why this Kolaveri? *phool bane angare*

Ketchup oops, Checkup done!

Kuhu: Am I ready or Am I ready?

Doctor:

Test karne se baat chali hai pata chala hai

Andar already ek phool khila hai phool khila hai

Awesome Foursome: Haila! Ab kya? 😳

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.

Idea!! 😈

Phool khila hai gulshan gulshan

Fool banayenge Ma ko milkar milkar

Awesome Foursome: Doctor magic done , Oven has the bun, Sasural genda phool

Rajvansh aur Maheshwaris:

Nach Baliye!

Baccha, Baccha, Baccha aayega!

Baccha, Baccha, Baccha aayega!

Meenu: Hey Ambema!

Aaj main Upar, Aasama neeche, Aaj main aage, zamana hai peeche,

Baccha aayega, main asli daadi banungi, Nau mahino main Parivaar ka asli waaris aayega 🥳

*Ting Tong! Darwaze pe knock*

Meenu:

Itni raat ko hum jab asli waaris ki celebration kar rahe hai tab...

Darwaze pe Kaun hai?

Kaun hai?

Tum ho? Main hun? Tum ho, Main hun? Kaun hai?

Voice:

Foi, Main Atul! *Atul, Atul Atul...*

Itne din mahino saalo baad

Bhula bisara aakhir main ghar vapas aa gaya, aa gaya

Main Atul

Apke oven main se ban nikal ke

Apni Biwi aur Rajvansh ke Asli waaris ko saath leke aa gaya, aa gaya 😈

Asli waaris Rocked

Everyone Shocked

👏👏👏

Meenu:

Yo people I am tell Plan

Meenu Plan

Flop Plan

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Mere Asli bete ka baccha baccha

Asli waaris mera saccha

Dabbe pe dabba dabbe main panga

Atul ka aaya kahan se Baccha

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

😭😭

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And as you can see... I have lost it 😆😆

Can this baccha and bacche ka khayal go away please 😵

I can't speak/type after this🤣🤣🤣