Kunal: Wifey, me very upset
Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri?
Kunal: Bhaiyaa-Bhabhi 140 months days of marriage... still no baccha 
Kuhu: Ohho, Why this Kolaveri? They will adopt 
Kunal: But Ma wants Asli Waaris!
Kuhu: Arre Ma can play with our baby (but not now haan 🤔)
Kunal: Arre Ma wants Shuddh Pratishat Asli Waaris!
Kuhu: Hain? Toh Hum kya #Dalda hai? 
Kunal: Ab Ma toh Ma hai!
Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri?
Kunal: *donning his Bye Dimaag Hi Mahaan cape* Kuhu, let's help!
Kuhu: Help? How? I ain't got no magic
Kunal: Only you can help!
Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri? No can't play God 
Kunal: Be the surrogate mumma of bhaiyaa-bhabhi baccha! Pretty please? 
Kuhu:
Bye bye ghans charne gayi jiski woh Kum-Akal Nanko
Hello Hi dimang main bhoosa bharne wali Jasmeet Chachi Aapko
Jas: Un Hun. Un Hun. Accha. Okay. Ohho. Yeh toh very good ho gaya ji!
Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri? How is it very good 
Jas: aksdfasdj Parul ka Beta lajdflakdsfj Property adjfldssk Limellight alkdsjfasjd KuKu do IT ajfdladsjf Asli Nakli Waaris lkasdjfklads
Kuhu: Then what happens to #KeepITSeparate 
Jas: Arre DKP ke saath chalo! Leap to #LetsComplicateIT 
Kuhu:
Bye bye dimaag ki batti buzane wali chachi
Hello Hi blackmailer dragon saasumaji
Meenu: * in her Kishor Kumar Padosan voice* Meri pyari Kuhu, Meri bholi Kuhu
Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri?
Meenu: Mere asli waaris ki nayya beech bhanwar main gud-gud gothe khay, use tu paar lagade
Kuhu: But ma, KuKu kid no asli waaris for you na?
Meenu: Tu ban ja surrogate, mere Asli Bete ke asli bachhe ki Ma, tujhe main apni favorite bana lu!
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Varna...
Kuhu:
Bye bye Asli se bahot jyada khatarnak Nakli Ma
Hello Hi Crisscross Applesauce bacche ke honewale Pa
Kunal: Yay, you are back! Ready to become crisscross Mamma?
Kuhu: #LetsComplicateIT! But first let's finish our Humma Humma 
Kunal: I love you Kuhu! *brings applesauce*
Kuhu: Why this Kolaveri? 😳
Kunal: *Idk, bal-gopal worked for Bhai, so I thought Applesauce can be our thing*
Kuhu: 
Kunal: Kuhu....
Bekhudi.... Bekhudi... le ke jaayegi jaan ye Bekhudi....
* 1.2.3... Subah ho gayi Mamu, Mamu, Hey Mamu *
Meenu: Mere baccho!
Aaj main Upar, Aasama neeche, Aaj main aage, zamana hai peeche,
Jaldi hospital jao, Doctor ko dikhao, aur mere crosscross asli waaris ko bana ke lao
Awesome Foursome: Doctor Doctor, can we do Ek Phool Chaar Maali?
Doctor: You sure you want a bhool-bhoolaiyya Garden?
Awesome Foursome:
Phoolo ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai
Ek hazaaro main Meri Behna / Mere Bhaiyya hai
Saari umar hame sang rehna hai
Phoolo ka taaron ka...
Doctor: Why this Kolaveri? *phool bane angare*
Ketchup oops, Checkup done!
Kuhu: Am I ready or Am I ready?
Doctor:
Test karne se baat chali hai pata chala hai
Andar already ek phool khila hai phool khila hai
Awesome Foursome: Haila! Ab kya? 😳
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Idea!! 😈
Phool khila hai gulshan gulshan
Fool banayenge Ma ko milkar milkar
Awesome Foursome: Doctor magic done
, Oven has the bun, Sasural genda phool
Rajvansh aur Maheshwaris:
Nach Baliye!
Baccha, Baccha, Baccha aayega!
Baccha, Baccha, Baccha aayega!
Meenu:
Aaj main Upar, Aasama neeche, Aaj main aage, zamana hai peeche,
Baccha aayega, main asli daadi banungi, Nau mahino main Parivaar ka asli waaris aayega 🥳
*Ting Tong! Darwaze pe knock*
Meenu: Hey Ambema!
Itni raat ko hum jab asli waaris ki celebration kar rahe hai tab...
Darwaze pe Kaun hai?
Kaun hai?
Tum ho? Main hun? Tum ho, Main hun? Kaun hai?
Voice:
Foi, Main Atul! *Atul, Atul Atul...*
Itne din mahino saalo baad
Bhula bisara aakhir main ghar vapas aa gaya, aa gaya
Main Atul
Apke oven main se ban nikal ke
Apni Biwi aur Rajvansh ke Asli waaris ko saath leke aa gaya, aa gaya 😈
Asli waaris Rocked
Everyone Shocked
👏👏👏
Meenu:
Yo people I am tell Plan
Meenu Plan
Flop Plan
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Mere Asli bete ka baccha baccha
Asli waaris mera saccha
Dabbe pe dabba dabbe main panga
Atul ka aaya kahan se Baccha
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
😭😭
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And as you can see... I have lost it 😆😆
Can this baccha and bacche ka khayal go away please 😵

