I'm going through that list of links of the KuKu scenes (bless the heart of that wonderful person who did all of that work), and here are my favorite LOL Kunal/Kuhu/KuKu quotes (not a complete list, and not in order):
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"Mujhe bhi smile nahi karna hai tumhare samne. I don't wanna give you the wrong idea ki main tumhe like-shike karti hoon and all." - Kuhu
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Kuhu: "Mann to karta hai ki kehdo. Ki jab mood hi gandha ho na, to baaki saari cheezein gandhi hi nazar aati. Lekin main nahin kahungi."
Kunal: "Kyunki tum already keh chuke ho."
Kuhu: "Whatever. Lekin jo uske aage kehne waali thi, main woh nahin kahungi."
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"Eleven minutes pehle tumne last word bola tha. Aur tab se lekar ab tak silent hoon!"
- Kuhu
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Meenakshi: "Konsi badi badi companies se badi badi offers aayi thi?"
Kuhu: "Ji actually, mujhe apne taareef karne ki aadat nahin hai, toh thodi awkward ho jaati hoon. Lekin woh companies BOHOOOT-"
Employee: "Badi badi?"
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Kuhu: "Oh stop it. Tum toh aise keh rahe ho, jaise ki tum mere boss ho."
Kunal: "Arey toh main actually hoon tumhara boss!"
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Kuhu: "Tum tees second wait karo, main paanch minute mein aati hoon."
Kunal: "What?"
Kuhu: "Tum ghar ke andar kyun nahin wait kar lete ho?"
Kunal: "Kyunki main jaa chuka hoon. I'm driving!"
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Kunal: "Tumhe kya laga tha? Ki main kisi roadside dhaba mein jaakar ghadi rokta aur kehta ki, 'Kuhu, chalo pakode khaate hain?'"
Kuhu (to herself): "I don't know. Par agar tum kehte, toh shayad main khaa bhi leti."
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Abir: "Kuhu! Tumhe pata hai, mujhe tumse kitni baatein karni hai? Mujhe tumhe batana hai ki kaise Mishti mujhe irritate karti hai."
Kuhu: Pata hai? Mishti bitching mera favorite pastime hai! Mishti ke baare mein batao!"
Abir: "Mishti ab toh tum jao yahan se! Hum tumhare saamne tumhari bitching toh nahi kar sakte! Itne besharam nahin hai hum!"
Kuhu: "Main kar sakti hoon!"
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"Apni phooti kismat par rone aayi thi. Phir yaad aaya ki makeup kharaab ho jayega." - Kuhu
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Kunal: "Tumhe paseena waseena nahi aata kya?"
Kuhu: "Kyun aayega? Main toh auto se aayi hoon."
Kunal: "Toh phir yeh jogging suit?"
Kuhu: "Yeh mera jogging look hai"
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"#SaveWaterSaveLife!" -Kuhu
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Kuhu: "Tum mujhse fight nahi karoge. #TumnePromiseKiyaTha"
Kunal: "Promise nibhane ki ab vajah bhi kya bachi hai?"
Kuhu: "See! Mujhe pata tha, #IKnewIt! Tumhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai?!"
Kunal: "Mujhe pata karni bhi nahi hai"
Kuhu: "Lekin main bolungi, mujhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai. Tum jo sochte ho na, tum woh ho nahin. Aur jo tum nahin ho na, woh tum sochte bhi nahin!"
Kunal: "Tum bolne se pehle sochte ho ki kya bolna hai?!"
Kuhu: "Nahin! Matlab haan! Ek baar jo cheez ho jaati, uske baat uske baare mein baar baar sochti hoon. Mujhe pata hain, ki tum apne aap ko sochte ho ki tum bohot acche ho, bohot loyal ho, #WafadarLadke, but aisa kuch nahin hai, tum aise nahin ho!"
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Jasmeet: "Arey! Badhboli, moohboli kahan hai? Tu kahan thi?"
Kuhu: "Picture shoot kar rahi thi. #BadhboliGayiSasural."
Jasmeet: "Oh ho! Badhboli dekh, tu mere naal na, yeh joot woot bilkul na bola kar, haan!"
Kuhu: "Aur! Tu mere naal Punjabi na bola kar, haan!"
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Kunal: "Maami ko control karlo, unka bohot ho raha hai abhi."
Abir: "What?"
Kunal: "Arey baar baar keh rahi hai 'dandiya khelte hai, dandiya khelte hai'. Ab main kya karun, mujhe nahin karna hai dande bajaake dance!"
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Kunal: "Aur dulhe ki spelling kaun galat karta hain? Tumhara khud ka naam 'K' se start hota hai, aur aaj tum 'K' bhool gayi? Ab tum yahin bologi na, ki mere bhi naam 'K' se start hota hai, isiliye tum 'K' ko hi avoid kar rahi thi? That would be so so obvious of you!"
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Kunal: "H I J ke baat toh kuch aata hi nahi na, seedha L M N O P!"
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Kunal: "Main Kuhu ko pasand karta hoon, par Maa uss family ko pasand nahin karti."
Abir: "Namashkar bhaiyon aur beheno. Ab suniye, Nanko ke purane, boring, sade hue samaachaar."
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Kunal: "Kuhu! Hum in fact, tumhari baat kar rahe the abhi."
Kuhu: "Huh? Kya?!"
Abir: "Aur woh baat puri nahin hui, isiliye nahin bata sakte."
Kuhu: "Kyun puri nahin hui?!"
Abir: "Kyunki ek curly baalon waali, jhalli si ladki hamare beech mein aa gayi."
Kuhu: "Uss ladki ki toh aisi ki taisi!"
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Feel free to add on!

