Alternative storyline changes you would have had in movies.

This is a fun thread and just imagine if you had a chance to change the ending of some movie or the storyline or any part of a movie as a whole, how would you change it?

[NOTE: The changing I am doing in the OP, is just my personal take, and I am in no way implying that my changes is superior to the original ones or my versions would have been bigger hits, as those guys are professionals, while I am just a fcuking loser in some corner of the internet, it is just a fun thread, so lets keep it that way].

While there are many movies whose ending or storyline I would want to change, but at this moment, I am.going with some movies, whose ending I wanted to change recently.

Befirke: I would have scrapped the half baked live-in bullshit all together, Dharam being a chichira and also changed the movie title. I am going to make it more cheesy though, than the original.

So no Dharam living with lesbians or wanting to fck every moving vagina. Rather he would be a guy who just arrived in the country with ambitions of being a stand up and lives with a chichora friend played by someone like Varun Sharma or Divyenndu.

His chichora friend takes Dharam to a party and their you have Dharam meeting Shyra for the first time. Shyra approaches Dharam and has a small talk with him, and Dharam expresses that he isn't really liking the party, and Shyra tells him "lets go somewhere else" and she starts showing him places in Paris and them having interesting and fun conversation , and after sometime Shyra takes him to Effiel Tower, and tells him how her dad proposed her mom their. And then as they are walking down a garden, and sit on bench for a while, Shyra kisses but an inexperienced and nervous Dharam breaks out of the kiss, and Shyra tells him it's okay, and when he is comfortable they will take this forward. An embarassed Dharam apologizes and makes an excuse of having a meeting in the morning. Shyra gives him her number and tells him to call her next day, so they can catch up. Dharam saves her number and heads for his home, while on the way, Dharam meets a minor accident and his mobile is damaged, so he loses her number. And when he asks from his friend about Shyra, his chichora friends tell him, so many girls come to these parties, it is impossible to find one, he is talking about. Dharam keep on trying to find her but to no success. Shyra on the other hand wonders why Dharam didn't called her, she thinks maybe Dharam didn't enjoyed her company, and laments herself for kissing him.

Than after few months as Dharam is in a coffee shop, he notices Shyra is the next coffee shop and as he is about to approach her she gets on a cab, and Dharam follows her cab in his another cab. And as Shyra reaches her destination, he sees Shyra with kissing a handsome man(Rahul Khanna) on cheeks and hugging him and he assumes that Shyra is with her boyfriend.

This incident although brokes Dharam, he uses this one for his standup and becomes a successful small time standup comedian with his stick being heart broken jokes.

And after three years, he has become some sort of mini celebrity among the desis in France, and than his chichora friend's sister is getting wedding. And during engagement, he notices Rahul Khanna being the groom but bride is someone else, Dharam confronts Rahul about Shyra, to which Rahul laughs and tells him Shyra isn't his girlfriend, but his cousin, and currently she is in Italy and will be flying back to Paris for the wedding. Dharam feels guilty and waits for Shyra. But when he finally meets her, she has arrived with a young and smart man as her boyfriend(have someone like Angad Bedi or Harshvardan Rane here). Shyra is shocked to see Dharam but does express herself, and talks normally.

During the functions, Dharam tries to talk with Shyra alone, but to no success. The day before marriage, he sees that her boyfriend is harassing her. A furious Dharam bashes him, and her boyfriend breaks up with Shyra. Shyra is crying and as Dharam goes to console her, she brushes him aside, asking him why he came back suddenly, when he didn't called her back and how she tried to contact him so many times after he became a celebrity, but she failed and than she left for Italy. Dharam tries to explain to her about his accident, but fails.

An ashamed Dharam leaves the wedding, his chichora friends comes to know from Rahul that Dharam enquired about Shyra, and than understands it was her, he was talking all this time around, so he meets Shyra and tells her everything, how he lost her number and how he mistook Rahul for her boyfriend.

And than both go on for a search of him, and after searching for a while, they find him standing near Effiel Tower and just staring it, Shyra goes to near him and gets on her knee and proposes him, he accepts takes her up and tells her, he is going to finish what she started and kisses her. And the end.

War: I would unlike the original, not have the Kekta/Face Off like perfect plastic surgery BS. I would keep Khalid as the villain, a guy who developed immense hatred towards everyone and his mission is to end the whole world, starting with India. He would be shown as someone who used his religion to manipulate Iliyasi to include him and as times goes on, he takes over Iliyasi, with Iliyasi just being a poster boy, while all the actual work is done by Khalid.

Tiger Zinda Hai: Unlike the original, I would have had Zoya being killed while saving Tiger.

Kabir Singh: I will keep the movie same till that Kabir gets banned from performing surgery, although I would cut the whole actress wala scenes, while I really loved Nikita Dutta in the movie, but IMO her track was quite neh and not necessary and rather include scenes where Kabir fails to have sex with anyone, always failing to perform in the end remembering Preeti. I would also include all three deleted scenes. Than post surgery ban, a broken Kabir is than confronted, berated and than handed a letter by Preeti's sister, it is a suicide note by Preeti. Preeti had committed suicide on the first night itself, and in the letter, the first few lines will mention how him slapping her and than not receiving her when she came back to his brother's wedding party is mentioned. A devastated Kabir severely slits his hand, while screaming, you beat Preeti with this hand, you don't deserve to live. And than collapses, Shiva thankfully comes and takes him to hospital. When Kabir wakes up, Shiva abuses him and tells him, he is so selfish, he didn't even read what Preeti wrote fully. As Shiva tells him, Preeti wrote, she didn't committed suicide because of Kabir, but because she cannot bear the pain of being separated from him. (yes I know this makes Preeti super stupid, but Preeti is super stupid and super sensitive just like Kabir). And wishes that he mends his way and controls his anger and not worry about her, as she is waiting for him, but he should only come after living her life and not early like her.

Kabir is than seen taking anger management course, and than in the end, we see a scene, where a car nearly has accident with Kabir's car and the man comes up looking for a fight with Kabir, and Kabir smiles and says sorry, and moves on, remembering Preeti, while Tujhe Kitna Chahne Aur Hum, song playing in the background.