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Hello and Welcome everyone to the First ever Annual Chit Chat Award… Im Geet…
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Geet: Nugs! *Nudges* Say ur name!
Nugs: Oh right, geet.. Hay everyone… *waves lazily*
Geet: Um.. Yeah. Anyway we're presenting to you the biggest category of the awards… 😊😊The POP Awards Nugs..? Is something wrong?
Nug: 😳Well.. no, no. Nothing.
Nugs: Well, its just that nothing exciting ever happens at Chit Chat.
Geet: *Shocked 😲* Nugs… I don't think you realize… Chit Chats probably the most exciting forum on the GD Side! We're like… a family…
Nugs: Yah yah, but you know! Nugs ko excitement mangta! Like I don't know competitions, *Geet raises an eyebrow 😒*
Geet: pehle apni awaaz me to thoda excitement leke aao
Geet: Do you know where we are right now! Did you have something to drink last night…*frowns* Did Gracy give you something to eat… Were you hanging out with Huzi for too long last night… Or were you?
Nugs: Oii! Hold up.. what are you on about… excitement chahiye na
Nugs: *all charged up now* 😊 😊Hey friends, fellow members, meri pyaari betiyoon, aur unke sabhi bahiyoon . . .a very warm welcome to the last and the most awaited category of Awards
Geet: *Sighs* now that sounds better Ok? Girls n Guys, before we begin we've gotta thank all the wonderful people at Chit Chat who made this evening Possible! 👏 👏
Nugs: Yup, specially to Star for organizing this event such beautifully 👏 👏
Geet: All the members who graciously accepted their nominations AND all you lovely people that voted!! 👏 👏
Nugs: And not to forget, ALL YOU PEOPLE AT CHIT CHAT! For making Chit Chat one of the most friendly sections at India Forums. 👏 👏
Geet: Hmmmm . . . its looking more like a "Thanks Giving nite" than "Awards Nite"
Nugs: actually you can call it that way too
Geet: Is it ? ? ? ? aur vo kaise 😕
Nugs: you see . . .till now jis bhi member ko Award mila hai sab ne Thanks Giving speechs jo di hai
Nugs: thanking their classmates, room-mates, college-mates, colleagues, kaamwalli, doodhwalla, chayewalla, dhobi, watchman, grocery shop ke uncle etc . . . etc. . .etc 😃 😃 😃
Geet: ya u r rite. . . 😆 😆aagar yeh log nahi hote toh humare bechaare members CC par pura dhiyaan kaise de paate . . .
Nugs: Exactly
Geet: Ok so without further wasting any time lets move on to our Popular Awards
Nug: Wait yaar . . .itni jaldi kya hai. . . pehle humari audiences ko yeh to batao ke yeh Popular Awards akhi kya hai
Geet: oh sure
Geet: toh doston yeh awards humare CC ke un dedicated members ke liya hai
Timepass karna jinka kaam hai
CC me inka chalta bada naam hai
Jinki baatein Karen sabko heraan hai
Apni ulti-sidhee harkaton se jo badnaam hai
Aur jinse baki CC members bada pareshaan hai
Nugs:
Na yeh hote . . . .
Na yeh CC hota . . . .
Na yeh CC hota . . . . . . .
Toh naa yeh awards hote . . . . .
Naa yeh awards hote . . . . . .
Aur naa hum dono yahan kade hote . . .
Geet: Bassssssssssss Nugs . . . I guess ab sabko samajh aa gaya hai . . .toh shuru Karen . . .
Nugs: The first category of the night is the 'Javed Akhtar Award' It's the award for the person, jiski writing kay deewanay hum sab hi hain.
geet: Yup. Uske writing kay charchay har jagah hote hain or uskay topics bhi ek say ek hotein hain.
nugs: That's right Geet. And the Javed Akhtar Award goes to……ooops we have got 2 winners and they are
USMAN & SUKHI
geet: This next award is for the person that comes first to your mind in a problem, a worry… or just.. a situation
nugs: For the person you know is always there for you, we present the 'Main Hoon Na Award' that goes to………gracious
GRACY
geet: Now presenting the most fun award of the night… the 'Masti Award' !
nugs: The person who's filled with the most Masti, in comments, posts, topics… Personality!
geet: And the most Masti-fied Chit Chatter is…la….la….la……..
LARA
nug: This next award… well lets just say a guy can definetly not get this award…
geet: It's the award for the member who can't stop talking here and there… always has to spill what's on her mind, and her comments and posts are found.. everywhere
nugs: And the award for CC'S Basanti goes to…
PINKY
geet: This next award is something that probably EVERY member would wanna get!
nugs: The one's who has a good sense of fashion and style… and that shows also in…
geet: his online personality aka siggys and avis.. and the 'Most Stylish member' is…OMG we have again………so the joint winners are
ANJI & GRACY
nugs: And now this award is off the couple who's you know… well known throughtout the land of Chit Chat
geet: Yup you said it Nugs, and the girl and guy who can rule every member with their naturally charming personality and up-to-date knowledge…
nugs: The Rani of CC goes to…
GRACY
geet: and the Raja of CC is…….aha…….its you
NUGS
……congrats yaar any special comment
NUGS: well i always knew that this wud be coming to me 😉 😉, who else deserves it 😆 😆and i have my acceptance speech ready as well.....firstly i wud like to . . .
Geet: *interrupts* Well nugs you can give your acceptance speech later, can we please proceed with the awards.
nug: Jealous😡😡! This next award is for that ideal Gossiper. Idhar ki baat udhar tak paunchana to koi isse sikhe!
geet: Not just that Nugs, aisi baat ko waisi baat bhi banana isse behtar koi nahin jaanta… all in all we still love him/her no matter how many times (s)he exaggerates our sentences.
nugs: Our very on live BBC of CC award goes to…
RIDA
*Geet laughs hysterically*
nugs: Kya hua Geet?
geet: Hahahahahahahahahaaha!🤣
nugs: *looks at audience worrily* oh well *happy again* i guess i'll do this award...yeh member kuch bhi kehay to pata hai kya hota hai ? ? *points to geet* 🤣 🤣
*Rolling on the floor laughin*
geet: Yup.. it's the Comedy King and the award goes to…
VINU
nug: *helps Geet up* Better?
geet: *recovering* Yup.. Sorry people… anyway.. ab thora serious hojatay hain.. to announce our very own diabetes member!
nug: Diabetes ?
geet: Yup! It's the Chit Chat Cheeni kum member and that is…
Ms. POOJI
nug: Ab bari hai ek AUR couple ki… Par yeh jori alag hai! aur is couple ka first half hai the 'Jungli billi' and she is…
COOL_POOJA
geet: And the Jungli sher for guys goes to….
ADI
nug: This next award im gonna present, is really important to anyones personality…
geet: Bilkul! Agar yeh award apko mile then samjho apki to life bangai! Yeh award mila to aap to full top pay chalay jayn gai!
nugs: Correct! Yeh sabse friendly member Chit Chat ka 'Yaaron ka yaar' and that is…
RUKHI
*Geet starts peeking from the micropohone stand*
Nugs: What are you doing Geet?? 😡
Geet: Guess who I am.
Nugs: Oh god…I know... one of her lame attempts at a joke. Go on Geet, tell everyone who you are…?
geet: *stands up* Hah! im an EID KA CHAND! cause that's the next award *laughs hysterically* 😃
Nugs: -.-' Yah anyway the seldom appearing award aka Eid ka chand Member goes to…
SAIRA
Geet: Agla insaan to wo hai jiski, you know… bahaut 'chalti' hai. Uska naam sun kar log ko dar lag jata hai… presenting to you, The Don of CC
SAPNA
Nugs: This person… is kinda like me… (Who knows it might even BE 😉 ) Yeh us insaan kay liye, who doesn't spare a member of the opposite gender to peace… he'll flirt with anything that moves, its CC's own: Biggest flirt and the award goes toooooo……..
HUZI
Geet: And the next award is the biggest, most prestigious awards… for USERNAMES! Yup its 'Naam ka badshah' and the award goes to…
STAR
nugs:This next couple is like.. the eid ka chand.
geet: So its not always there?
nugs: No no Geet, its always there… but is so shy, that it tries to be unseen The Mr and Miss sharmili of CC GOES TOOOOO:……..
ADI & CHAMP
geet: Alright Alright, my turn to present a couple Nuggy! This is exactly my type of award! ^-^ It's the award of the valentines.. the award of the lovers, the award of the heart 😳 😳, the award
nugs: *looks around* How bout you just say it now ?
geet: Yah yah.. It's the CC's Aashique and Queen, the people who've been deeply involved in one of this year's major themes: Link Ups. The pair who've been hooked up with practically EVERYONE of the opposite gender…
nugs: Or not 😉 😉*wink wink at Vinu*
geet: *looks disgustingly at Nugs* Eeeeeeew !! Yah anyway CC's Aashique and Queen ARE…….OH MY MY…..ITS
NUGS AND GRACY
nugs: Oh wow………i. .. im speechless now……..love u guys for voting me
Geet: Moving on lets keep aside our awards for a while
Nugs:Its entertainment time and guy who is gonna entertain us none other than Vinu 👏 👏 👏
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Hiiii all ...
Hope you all know mee............(mic To audience)....
Audience............"naheeee"
No probs.....My name Is famous....
Audience ....what..!!!???
No my name is not 'Famous' ..My name is VINU 😃.....just came here to talk 10min....
Abi just b4 stage pe aane se pahale ...when am talking with my friend he ask me...."tum udhar jaakar kya karne jaraa, you not prepare anything" so i reply him..."kuch prepare kiya tho darr
lagtha hey...so i not prepare anyting...free hu..but plan to do shoole dialog...
So he ask me..."After your show....just ask Kitne aadmi hoga"
hey dosto ...aisa tho nahe naa....
aaaj kal itne rush hogya life ....No time to do breakfast or bathing and 2lines diary likha thak time nahe , main tho diary likhna chood diyaa...5 saal pahale....kyu ki mere diary unfortunatly my cosin aakar padaa....wo behosh hogya....phir aunty read that wo bi same....Mom read kiyaa then DAD....after muje kuch yaad nahe....
hey kon see film dheeka recently!!!????....
Mere neighbhour aunty doubt 70 year old her Hus...After seeing Cheeni kum and Nishaband
films. ...pata nahe aaj kal kya hora....Men have no choice...Just do or die...kya karee...
ho then about bollywood...Puraane film ki audio sunega thooo we sure confused hoga............
mature lady: Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain............
after another seen- lo…muh meetha kar lo......., tum kitni achchi ho....
how strange naaa
you know am a big fan of BIG B pata nahe log Srk ke saath kyu compare karte hey...
64-year-old can be a competition to a 41-year-old relatively shorter actor.
Is there a comparison to begin with?
Sub ko pata hoga...Actrress Shilpa shetty's grade changed B to A after winning Big brother
pata nahe kya kya game khelthe hey....What you think is she still B grade lol ssssssssh sorry shilpa fans...
Am the gr8 fan of Cyrus...MTV anchor...I always watch his show with binoculars...recently he added explain one joke...i love that joke ...you ppl wanna know wats that...Abell, 25, of Blue
Springs was rushed to a hospital, where doctors removed a mobile phone that she swallowed to prevent her boyfriend from finding out who she had been calling. When asked. The boyfriend said, "I have no idea what the big deal is. I've been trying to convince her to swallow ever since we first met."
hihihihi let me smile myself...oops no probs.... hoo plz dont cry...its a joke
Aaj kal full reality shows ki beeed hey tv pe...kidar be dheka tho reality show...
koonsa dheeku ....dance dheeku ya music...bacho ki dhekoo ya badooki....TV dheka tho be
double kharcha aagaya...SMS ka bill and Electricity ka bi bill.....
Actuly I not watch much Tv....shaareef hu na but we friends do watch beauties.....from long...paaas nahe jaate...danger hey...but they not seen us there....their mind and eyes start searching....lol ....... but The difference between Girl & boy... EgYou throw a little girl a ball, and it will probably hit her in the nose.You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose....sometime i feel all men are Feminist....huh....Common man jaagoooo Empower men plzz...
anyway....Dosto Njoy the Other programs .....not taking much time.....
Just chill n Njoy
Sign off from Vinu's
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