Hey guys...a small koshish by cool_wonder and me to lighten up your moods
PART 1
Meenakshi n Maya are invited to a party... They are sitting on the same table... Since Meenu looks a little sofisticated Maya talks to Meenu
Maya: haiiiiiiiii.... I'm Maya Sarabhai
Meenu: kaun che
Maya: THE Maya Sarabhai.....
Meenu: oh..... Mein MEENAKSHI RAAKVANSHHH..
Maya: ...
Just then Roshesh comes
Roshuu: moma moma..... Meine app pe apni Kavita complete kar di hai
Maya: oh.. My baby.....
Meenakshi: Kavita..
Maya: Haan.... My son writes poem u see...on me
Meenu: meraaaaa beta Abhir bhi shayari karta hain ...... Mujh par.....
Meenu calls Abhir...
Maya
Roshesh: moma.. Mein apni Kavita sunaoo kya
Maya: Of course baby
Roshesh: moma ka purse.. Moma ka purse....Jessehospital ki koi nurse
Meenakshi: .... Moma ka purse? Nurse?
Abhir falls on the side chair dhaaadaaammmm se
Roshesh: Haan aunty.. Nurse..... Meine aage explain Kiya hai.....
Maya my baby..aage bolo
Meenu: Ruko beta..... It's very nice....abh mera..... Meenakshi Rajvansh ka beta.. Apni maa par shayari sunaye ga.. Sunaooo beta
Abhir: mom meine shayari likhi hai..paar app pe nahi ....... Mishti pe.....
Meenu: kya......
... Usss Mishti ne mujhe Yahaan bhi nahi choda
Maya.:......
Roshesh: aunty mein app par ek poem likhta Hun
Tip tip tip tip ....tap tap tap tap.....barse Jese Pani
Mishti Bani Meenu aunty ki bigggg pareshani...
How's that aunty
Meenu:....
......,,
Maya:
Abhir: .......
Rosesh: hoosh hoosh hoosh...kabutar Apne fankh phadphadaye woosh woosh woosh.....abir tum kyu nahi ho khush khush khush
Indu: aee Maya part 2....teri Kavita Sun k koi khush nahi ...khushi khushi atmahatya kar lega
Rosesh; momaaaa
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Roshesh: tubduuk tubduuk tubduuk tubduuk...chale mera ghoda...
Meenu aunty me aaj MISHTI par bad bomb hai phoda.....
I've explained it aage aunty...
Meenu:
Abhir
Meenu,:....chup... vishambhar ji aapki beti ne mere bete se Prem Kiya hai....usse kahiye naak ragad k maafi maange
Maya: ohh this naak ragad k mafi mangna with loud voice and heavy make up is just so 😒
Moni: middle class mummy ji😊
Maya: nahi beta totally TV serialish and tacky....tumhari tarah😒
"Gun shots*
Indu: dekha Madhu bhai Maya ne ek teer se do nishaane maare😆
Madhu bhai can't hear without hearing aid
Madhu bhai: hain...😕
Indu: dekha Madhu bhai Maya ne ek teer se do nishaane maare😉
Madhu: hain🤨
Indu: arey....hain hain Kunar🙄
Rosesh: dubduk dubduk dubduk
Meenu..yhe middle class kisko bolo Maya Ben...
Nidhi: Ben ba...AAP Ko....
Roshesh: aunty meri poem complete nahi Hui..aage suniye....
Coocoo coocoo bole ye old clock.
MISHTI ka pyar phir aap ne Kiya block
Meenu: dafoood. ......chup
Maya: excuse me.....AAP ne mere bete Ko dafoood bola
Indu: Kyun Tum mujhe killer nahi bulati.....tho part 2 phir bhi dafoood hi hai.......Tum bulaaoo Meenu ben
Maya: induuuuu...
Indu: tumein Bura Laga Maya..... Chalo mein tumhara saaman pack kardeta huun
Maya: Mai kya Monisha Hun..... Jo ghar chod ke chali jaaoongi.........whooo tho icecream bhi Yun Yun kar ke khati hai....raste ke shop keepers Ko bhiyaaa bulati hai.....
Guns shot.. Tushhhh tushhhhhh
Indu: ooooooooo Maya maharani..... Monisha mardan baad mein....Abhi Meenu Ben pe aaoo....unohne Roshesh Ko dafoood bola ..bolo
Meenu😠
Maya: voh to dikh hi Raha hai Indu...2 dozen ka kajal Laga itna zor se chila k kon daffod lag raha hai.🙄..rosesh is my baby...my sweet little baby ☺️
Rosesh: momaaa 😍
Maya: roseshhhh😍
Abir: Lekin main Mishti se pyaar karta Hun aur ussi se shaadi karunga
Monisha: *starts jumping and clapping*....yeh go Abir go....is pal ka kitne time se wait Kiya maine....😁
Maya: Monisha beta...pata hai tum MEENAKSHI RAJVANSH ki guest ho...chilaake prove mat karo.🙄.kaho it's so nice to see Abir standing for his love🙂
*Gun shots*
Nidhi: Ben ba..... Yhe aunty aap pe itni gussa kyu hai....
Maya AUNTY...I beg your pardon..... Mein app se bhi choti dikti Hun...
Monisha: daddy ji...aaj shayaad mein Bach gayi..... Mummy ji muje target nahi Karrahi
Maya: mein kya Monisha huunnn..... Jo maxi mein bhi sabjee khareedne jaati hai... Middle class Auntiyoon ki tarah...
**Gun shots**
Abhir: maa yhe Roshesh bhai kya bol rahein hain? App Mishti ke saath
Meenu: Abhir beta..Tum aapni maaaa par Shaq kat rahe hoo.... Who bhi ek bawakoof poet ke waje se......
..jo sach mein gadedaaa hai
...
Maya: excuse me........app phir se mere bete Ko.....
Indu: haiiiiiiiii ....Jese Ko tesa Mila
Kesa Mazza aaya
Abhir ke mummy ne Maya ka bhar bhar ke kesa kacra kardala
Maya: Induuuuuu
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At monisha's flat
Nanu: aeee gadheda
Indu: haa rosesh baju vale kamre mein betha hai...bulau
Monisha: chalo sab log nashta ready hai....
Indu: arey Wah kya Bana hai
Monisha: garam a garam kal raat ki....khichdi....
Abir: ....ummm...main jaata Hun...
Indu: Ruko na Abir ...Monisha...Abir k liye Abir k liye kuch khaas nahi Bana
Monisha: pata hai daddyji Abir bhi hai...isliye saath mein hai....*,Abir and Indu all smiles waiting for Moni to reveal dish*
Monisha: ketchup
Maya: monishaaaaaaa..... Meine kitni Baar kaha hai.... Apni brain Ko locker mein rakhoo betaaaaaa......
Gun shots..tushhh tushhh tushhh
Monisha: acha...kyu mummyji...
Maya: kyunki vo priceless hain beta
Gun shots again
Moni: saahil....me ghar chod k Jaa Rahi hun
Indu: ah ha....dekho tho.....Maya ke chehere ki Kushi dekho...Jese daayan Apne hunt ke baadh Kush Hoti hai....
Maya: INDRAVAAADAAANNN.....
ABHIR: Bhagooooooooooo
*Ud chala plays in the background*
PART 2 pg 3
PART 3 pg 6
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