Meenu v/s Maya Sarabhai- fun post! Part 3 & 4 Mishbir bhaag Gaye? Pg 6 - Page 3

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Hey guys...a small koshish by cool_wonder and me to lighten up your moods

Meenakshi n Maya are invited to a party... They are sitting on the same table... Since Meenu looks a little sofisticated Maya talks to Meenu

Maya: haiiiiiiiii.... I'm Maya Sarabhai

Meenu: kaun che

Maya: THE Maya Sarabhai.....

Meenu: oh..... Mein MEENAKSHI RAAKVANSHHH..

Maya: ...

Just then Roshesh comes

Roshuu: moma moma..... Meine app pe apni Kavita complete kar di hai

Maya: oh.. My baby.....

Meenakshi: Kavita..

Maya: Haan.... My son writes poem u see...on me

Meenu: meraaaaa beta Abhir bhi shayari karta hain ...... Mujh par.....

Meenu calls Abhir...

Maya

Roshesh: moma.. Mein apni Kavita sunaoo kya

Maya: Of course baby

Roshesh: moma ka purse.. Moma ka purse....Jessehospital ki koi nurse

Meenakshi: .... Moma ka purse? Nurse?

Abhir falls on the side chair dhaaadaaammmm se

Roshesh: Haan aunty.. Nurse..... Meine aage explain Kiya hai.....

Maya my baby..aage bolo

Meenu: Ruko beta..... It's very nice....abh mera..... Meenakshi Rajvansh ka beta.. Apni maa par shayari sunaye ga.. Sunaooo beta

Abhir: mom meine shayari likhi hai..paar app pe nahi ....... Mishti pe.....

Meenu: kya......... Usss Mishti ne mujhe Yahaan bhi nahi choda

Maya.:......

Roshesh: aunty mein app par ek poem likhta Hun

Tip tip tip tip ....tap tap tap tap.....barse Jese Pani

Mishti Bani Meenu aunty ki bigggg pareshani...

How's that aunty

Meenu:..........,,

Maya:

Abhir: .......

Rosesh: hoosh hoosh hoosh...kabutar Apne fankh phadphadaye woosh woosh woosh.....abir tum kyu nahi ho khush khush khush

Indu: aee Maya part 2....teri Kavita Sun k koi khush nahi ...khushi khushi atmahatya kar lega

Rosesh; momaaaa

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Roshesh: tubduuk tubduuk tubduuk tubduuk...chale mera ghoda...

Meenu aunty me aaj MISHTI par bad bomb hai phoda.....

I've explained it aage aunty...

Meenu:

Abhir

Meenu,:....chup... vishambhar ji aapki beti ne mere bete se Prem Kiya hai....usse kahiye naak ragad k maafi maange

Maya: ohh this naak ragad k mafi mangna with loud voice and heavy make up is just so 😒

Moni: middle class mummy ji😊

Maya: nahi beta totally TV serialish and tacky....tumhari tarah😒

"Gun shots*

Indu: dekha Madhu bhai Maya ne ek teer se do nishaane maare😆

Madhu bhai can't hear without hearing aid

Madhu bhai: hain...😕

Indu: dekha Madhu bhai Maya ne ek teer se do nishaane maare😉

Madhu: hain🤨

Indu: arey....hain hain Kunar🙄

Rosesh: dubduk dubduk dubduk

Meenu..yhe middle class kisko bolo Maya Ben...

Nidhi: Ben ba...AAP Ko....

Roshesh: aunty meri poem complete nahi Hui..aage suniye....

Coocoo coocoo bole ye old clock.

MISHTI ka pyar phir aap ne Kiya block

Meenu: dafoood. ......chup

Maya: excuse me.....AAP ne mere bete Ko dafoood bola

Indu: Kyun Tum mujhe killer nahi bulati.....tho part 2 phir bhi dafoood hi hai.......Tum bulaaoo Meenu ben

Maya: induuuuu...

Indu: tumein Bura Laga Maya..... Chalo mein tumhara saaman pack kardeta huun

Maya: Mai kya Monisha Hun..... Jo ghar chod ke chali jaaoongi.........whooo tho icecream bhi Yun Yun kar ke khati hai....raste ke shop keepers Ko bhiyaaa bulati hai.....

Guns shot.. Tushhhh tushhhhhh

Indu: ooooooooo Maya maharani..... Monisha mardan baad mein....Abhi Meenu Ben pe aaoo....unohne Roshesh Ko dafoood bola ..bolo

Meenu😠

Maya: voh to dikh hi Raha hai Indu...2 dozen ka kajal Laga itna zor se chila k kon daffod lag raha hai.🙄..rosesh is my baby...my sweet little baby ☺️

Rosesh: momaaa 😍

Maya: roseshhhh😍

Abir: Lekin main Mishti se pyaar karta Hun aur ussi se shaadi karunga

Monisha: *starts jumping and clapping*....yeh go Abir go....is pal ka kitne time se wait Kiya maine....😁

Maya: Monisha beta...pata hai tum MEENAKSHI RAJVANSH ki guest ho...chilaake prove mat karo.🙄.kaho it's so nice to see Abir standing for his love🙂

*Gun shots*

Nidhi: Ben ba..... Yhe aunty aap pe itni gussa kyu hai....

Maya AUNTY...I beg your pardon..... Mein app se bhi choti dikti Hun...

Monisha: daddy ji...aaj shayaad mein Bach gayi..... Mummy ji muje target nahi Karrahi

Maya: mein kya Monisha huunnn..... Jo maxi mein bhi sabjee khareedne jaati hai... Middle class Auntiyoon ki tarah...

**Gun shots**

Abhir: maa yhe Roshesh bhai kya bol rahein hain? App Mishti ke saath

Meenu: Abhir beta..Tum aapni maaaa par Shaq kat rahe hoo.... Who bhi ek bawakoof poet ke waje se........jo sach mein gadedaaa hai...

Maya: excuse me........app phir se mere bete Ko.....

Indu: haiiiiiiiii ....Jese Ko tesa Mila

Kesa Mazza aaya

Abhir ke mummy ne Maya ka bhar bhar ke kesa kacra kardala

Maya: Induuuuuu

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At monisha's flat

Nanu: aeee gadheda

Indu: haa rosesh baju vale kamre mein betha hai...bulau

Monisha: chalo sab log nashta ready hai....

Indu: arey Wah kya Bana hai

Monisha: garam a garam kal raat ki....khichdi....

Abir: ....ummm...main jaata Hun...

Indu: Ruko na Abir ...Monisha...Abir k liye Abir k liye kuch khaas nahi Bana

Monisha: pata hai daddyji Abir bhi hai...isliye saath mein hai....*,Abir and Indu all smiles waiting for Moni to reveal dish*

Monisha: ketchup

Maya: monishaaaaaaa..... Meine kitni Baar kaha hai.... Apni brain Ko locker mein rakhoo betaaaaaa......

Gun shots..tushhh tushhh tushhh

Monisha: acha...kyu mummyji...

Maya: kyunki vo priceless hain beta

Gun shots again

Moni: saahil....me ghar chod k Jaa Rahi hun

Indu: ah ha....dekho tho.....Maya ke chehere ki Kushi dekho...Jese daayan Apne hunt ke baadh Kush Hoti hai....

Maya: INDRAVAAADAAANNN.....

ABHIR: Bhagooooooooooo

*Ud chala plays in the background*

Likes comments and 🍅 are allowed 😅

I've been wanting a face off between the two..

Thank you so much for this

Originally posted by: Cool_wonder

Guruji🤗...🤣

Abhir: I'm allergic to maki Mr Dushyant.😃... So app kisi aur pe explain kijiye

Meenu: mein.. MEIN mere bete ki help karungi.... Main meenaksh Rajvansh....

Dushyant: nahi nahi aunty..... Iss watch Ko AAP ka Naam nahi chaiyeee😁

Meenu: abh kya chahiye tumko😡..jaldi explain karo.... Meri family function ka time hogaya hai...

Dushyant: are aunty... Time dikhne wala watch tho Yahaan hai.... Phir aap function kese start karoge

Meenu: sab ke sab dafoood....?

Maya: enough...... Mrs MEENAKSHI RAAJVANSH....

Indu: hailaaaaa... Maya Ko gussa aagaya.....

Meenu: Haaaaaa. Please Indu.... Dushyant Ko dafoood bola tho chalta hai..... Par usne to Puri family Ko bolo..... Middle class aunty😑... Bhayanak kaajal wali

Meenu: aye Mayapuri..... Chup😡.......

Originally posted by: Cool_wonder

Guruji🤗...🤣

Abhir: I'm allergic to maki Mr Dushyant.😃... So app kisi aur pe explain kijiye

Meenu: mein.. MEIN mere bete ki help karungi.... Main meenaksh Rajvansh....

Dushyant: nahi nahi aunty..... Iss watch Ko AAP ka Naam nahi chaiyeee😁

Meenu: abh kya chahiye tumko😡..jaldi explain karo.... Meri family function ka time hogaya hai...

Dushyant: are aunty... Time dikhne wala watch tho Yahaan hai.... Phir aap function kese start karoge

Meenu: sab ke sab dafoood....?

Maya: enough...... Mrs MEENAKSHI RAAJVANSH....

Indu: hailaaaaa... Maya Ko gussa aagaya.....

Meenu: Haaaaaa. Please Indu.... Dushyant Ko dafoood bola tho chalta hai..... Par usne to Puri family Ko bolo..... Middle class aunty😑... Bhayanak kaajal wali

Meenu: aye Mayapuri..... Chup😡.......

Maya: ahh..i beg your pardon...Mayapuri is just...just... unacceptably unapologetically unreasonably seriously ghatkopatish cheap...🤨

Nidhi: madiii re...ye to benba se bhi zyada achi hinglis bolti hai😲....kya ho Raha hai yahan

Indu: kuch nahi Meenu ji Dushyant ki model nahi Banna chahti

Nidhi: achaa...vaise main bhi shaadi se pehle moodllee karna chahti thi...main karu kya Dushyant Kumar

Indu: acha yeh modelling nahi moodllee karna chahti hai😆

Dushyant: nahi aap...*analyses his face*...aap nahi ban Sakti

Nidhi: kyu 😕

Dushyant: aapka muh apple watch jaisa nahi hai...voh baju main laxminarayan watches ki dukan hai...vaha milte watches jaisa hai...kyunki kya hai na aapka naak...

Meenu: CHUUUUPPPPPP....!

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Keep Meenu in Abir’s position na... aur mazaa aayega Meenu being Dushyant's model 🤣

And you can show Nidhi eagerly wanting to be Dushyant's model

Upar dekh

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Maya: ahh..i beg your pardon...Mayapuri is just...just... unacceptably unapologetically unreasonably seriously ghatkopatish cheap...🤨

Nidhi: madiii re...ye to benba se bhi zyada achi hinglis bolti hai😲....kya ho Raha hai yahan

Indu: kuch nahi Meenu ji Dushyant ki model nahi Banna chahti

Nidhi: achaa...vaise main bhi shaadi se pehle moodllee karna chahti thi...main karu kya Dushyant Kumar

Indu: acha yeh modelling nahi moodllee karna chahti hai😆

Dushyant: nahi aap...*analyses his face*...aap nahi ban Sakti

Nidhi: kyu 😕

Dushyant: aapka muh apple watch jaisa nahi hai...voh baju main laxminarayan watches ki dukan hai...vaha milte watches jaisa hai...kyunki kya hai na aapka naak...

Meenu: CHUUUUPPPPPP....!

Hailaaaaa guruji🤣🤣🤣

Meenu: Ambe maa ki Kasam....aagar meine ...Meenakshi Rajvansh ne tumhara guruur nahi toda na Mayapuri tho😡

Nidhi: Ben ba....chodo ni... Who mujko mooodell Banana Chate hai....😎

Dushyant: nahi nahi... Koi believe nahi karega ki app Apple watch ho...😲😃.who class nahi hai na....

Nidhi: hai hai.. Mein tho Nidhi Hun.. Apple watch nahi🤔

Maya: Indu.. What's all this..?mujhe Laga tha Dushyant is impossible but...

Indu: 😃.... Chup Na Maya.... Mujhe Ko scene enjoy karne do....... Dushyant abh tu bol abh😃

Maya: Reallllyyy....inn middle class logoke saath Tum bhi middle class hogaye hooo.....🤨

Meenu: dobi daffod😡....ek aur Baar middle class bola Na tho...tho...Ambe maa ..mein tumhri business nasht kardoogi😡..

Maya: Tum chaho bhi tho nahi karte paoogi darling...... Us middle class MISHTI Ko Abhir see duur nahi kar pa Rahi....... Mere business ka kya karogi...😎... Aur wese bhi.... Anger se sirf tumhara BP badh Raha hai darling....

Indu: ae hailaaaaa😲.. Maya😃.....itni tezzzz😍

Maya: ye halilaa prove karta hai ki tum Monisha ke saath jaada rehete ho😡

Originally posted by: Cool_wonder

Hailaaaaa guruji🤣🤣🤣

Meenu: Ambe maa ki Kasam....aagar meine ...Meenakshi Rajvansh ne tumhara guruur nahi toda na Mayapuri tho😡

Nidhi: Ben ba....chodo ni... Who mujko mooodell Banana Chate hai....😎

Dushyant: nahi nahi... Koi believe nahi karega ki app Apple watch ho...😲😃.who class nahi hai na....

Nidhi: hai hai.. Mein tho Nidhi Hun.. Apple watch nahi🤔

Maya: Indu.. What's all this..?mujhe Laga tha Dushyant is impossible but...

Indu: 😃.... Chup Na Maya.... Mujhe Ko scene enjoy karne do....... Dushyant abh tu bol abh😃

Maya: Reallllyyy....inn middle class logoke saath Tum bhi middle class hogaye hooo.....🤨

Meenu: dobi daffod😡....ek aur Baar middle class bola Na tho...tho...Ambe maa ..mein tumhri business nasht kardoogi😡..

Maya: Tum chaho bhi tho nahi karte paoogi darling...... Us middle class MISHTI Ko Abhir see duur nahi kar pa Rahi....... Mere business ka kya karogi...😎... Aur wese bhi.... Anger se sirf tumhara BP badh Raha hai darling....

Indu: ae hailaaaaa😲.. Maya😃.....itni tezzzz😍

Maya: ye halilaa prove karta hai ki tum Monisha ke saath jaada rehete ho😡

Hey Anu... read about your accident in the AT... take care yaara... uncle ko bhi take care🤗

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Maya: ahh..i beg your pardon...Mayapuri is just...just... unacceptably unapologetically unreasonably seriously ghatkopatish cheap...🤨

Nidhi: madiii re...ye to benba se bhi zyada achi hinglis bolti hai😲....kya ho Raha hai yahan

Indu: kuch nahi Meenu ji Dushyant ki model nahi Banna chahti

Nidhi: achaa...vaise main bhi shaadi se pehle moodllee karna chahti thi...main karu kya Dushyant Kumar

Indu: acha yeh modelling nahi moodllee karna chahti hai😆

Dushyant: nahi aap...*analyses his face*...aap nahi ban Sakti

Nidhi: kyu 😕

Dushyant: aapka muh apple watch jaisa nahi hai...voh baju main laxminarayan watches ki dukan hai...vaha milte watches jaisa hai...kyunki kya hai na aapka naak...

Meenu: CHUUUUPPPPPP....!

Uru... you rock man! Seriously you literally know the characters so well! I mean tere dialogues are just like them... aise lagta hai jaise they are only narrating...I'm guessing 'ghatkoparish' must have been used by Maya Sarabhai in the show... because you used the same word... Ghatkopar is an area in Mumbai which South Bombay people like Maya Sarabhai consider as low class area.. but Uru, you used the word without even living in Mumbai... matlab you know the characters so well! I am proud of yaaa! Kya likha hai...Nidhi ka naak🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Cool_wonder

Hailaaaaa guruji🤣🤣🤣

Meenu: Ambe maa ki Kasam....aagar meine ...Meenakshi Rajvansh ne tumhara guruur nahi toda na Mayapuri tho😡

Nidhi: Ben ba....chodo ni... Who mujko mooodell Banana Chate hai....😎

Dushyant: nahi nahi... Koi believe nahi karega ki app Apple watch ho...😲😃.who class nahi hai na....

Nidhi: hai hai.. Mein tho Nidhi Hun.. Apple watch nahi🤔

Maya: Indu.. What's all this..?mujhe Laga tha Dushyant is impossible but...

Indu: 😃.... Chup Na Maya.... Mujhe Ko scene enjoy karne do....... Dushyant abh tu bol abh😃

Maya: Reallllyyy....inn middle class logoke saath Tum bhi middle class hogaye hooo.....🤨

Meenu: dobi daffod😡....ek aur Baar middle class bola Na tho...tho...Ambe maa ..mein tumhri business nasht kardoogi😡..

Maya: Tum chaho bhi tho nahi karte paoogi darling...... Us middle class MISHTI Ko Abhir see duur nahi kar pa Rahi....... Mere business ka kya karogi...😎... Aur wese bhi.... Anger se sirf tumhara BP badh Raha hai darling....

Indu: ae hailaaaaa😲.. Maya😃.....itni tezzzz😍

Maya: ye halilaa prove karta hai ki tum Monisha ke saath jaada rehete ho😡

Anu...Uru....tum dono ekdamn kamaal ka likhte ho!🤣 matlab model banne pe bhi jhagda between meenu and maya...🤣 haste haste lot pot

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Hey Anu... read about your accident in the AT... take care yaara... uncle ko bhi take care🤗

Thanks Yaara🤗🤗...

Thankfully sirf leg sprain n minor bruise hai re...

Thanks anyway🤗

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Anu...Uru....tum dono ekdamn kamaal ka likhte ho!🤣 matlab model banne pe bhi jhagda between meenu and maya...🤣 haste haste lot pot

Thank you😘🤗