Kaun ho tum
Mother Teresa ho
Jo mje bachane ae thi badi ae bachane waLI
Mil Gaya na failure certificate Good! Laminate Kar ke deewar pe tangwa du "
Happy hour doondhne jaa raha hu"
What's cooking Khichdi " kya hai, aaj yash diwas? Pyaar..oh..yeh pyaar dekhke na mere aakhon mein aanso aage
HI LADIES REMEMBER ME ???
Aaj toh Halwa kha ke hi jaunga
" Meri life kaunsa picnic jesi hai
"kamal hai dard bhi woh aur dawa bhi woh...wah"

My darling wife Pooja
Uska darling BF Yash
Uski darling wife Zoya
Tum logo ne jitna Raita phelna tha phela lya Ab karonga me safai matlb tabahi
"Ye Hairan pareshan atma wala look tumhare sirf Tabhi ata hai jab tumhe Pata chalta hai ke tumhare pati ne tumse batein chupayi hai ya ye special mere liye hai "
Agar pyaar ke liye paise de sakta hu to Nafrat ke liye paise Jala bhi sakta hu !
Kya baat hai dimagh kaam krne lag gya tumhara Subha subha badam kha Kar ayi hu Kya?
Agar stupidity ka koi competition hota toh 1,2,3 positions tum hi hoti
Tum itni duffer ho ya mujhe irritate Karne ke liye aisa karti hu"
Tum ne pukara hum chale ae Patidev ne bulaya ap ek paer pr nachti hui ayi Wow Isse kehte hai adarsh patni Safal pati , chota beta aisa k palat k jawab bhi na deta Iss pori family mein MISSFIT mein
"Agar saanp aur maahi saath mein mile toh saanp par vishwaas karna mahi par nahi" "Yeh Mein Iss Tum ke Saath Kuch Nahin Karega! "Du baar tameez se baat kar li iska matlab ye nahi ki third WorldWar bhi tumhare saath ladunga "
Tum pagal toh pehle se thi ab puri paagal hogayi ho ab aisi paagal hui ho ki paagal khaane waale bhi bolenge ki madam aage jaiye, humare paagalon ko aapse khatra hai
Zo - aap aadmi hai ki
Adi - pajama woh bhi striped wala infact comfy cool sweet cute
Zo - Dekhiye
Adi - Dekh raha hoon
Tumhara naam zoya nahi shani rahu ya ketu hona chahiye tha jaha jati ho sab bardaad kar deti ho"
Btao btao Hum AP k hai kon
"Aise ghoor ghoor ke kya dekh rahi hu mujhe I know I'm good looking, iska matlab yeh thodi tum ghur ghur ke dekhogi mujhe"

Irshad boliye Irshad Abhi shayri chalu hne wali hai Irshad continue
Really Aur badnami bachi hai Abhi , Mujhe laga tumhara loving husband meri loving wife k affair k baad mujhe laga tha chota sa hill station bada dhamaka hoga waha pe!
Phaansi hogi
"Police station mein aakar badi thakurain ban rae hu tum " Not bad!
Papa ki pari hai
Nazon se pali hai
Kaise guzaregi raat jail me"
"Ek tu inke drame khatam nahi hote Drama queen
Abhi khatam nahi Hui Drama king padhar gae"
" Mr Hooda dolbay digital me Kyu bat Kar Rae hai Mein yahi hu I can hear you"
Edited by JIYAMG - 7 years ago