An open wound, a silent cry still defeated you on your millionth try

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Posted: 7 years ago
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A stage was set, a deception was made

Slicing the mist ran, us two renegades

Deeper in the woods we go, like animals

I trust your words, humans are bigger criminals

A sip of water in the killing thirst

A hand on my shoulder, that offer was a first

A game from the childhood we replayed

A war with the destiny, see you gets slayed

The episode started with AdiYa looking hella exhausted in the jungle. Adi more so, he says he is getting cramps and needs water (I love that Adi is actually the vulnerable one here, generally in jungle track they literally make girls a liability and guys Tarzan- born and bred for the harshness of woods...credit given where it is deserved, CVs 👏 👏 ) Zo spots a pond and Adi runs to drink water (Dude that pond is... 🤢🤢 ) but Adi drinks from it anyway and guess what he doesn't know how to 🤣 (You Richie Rich city dude 🤣 ) Zo finally gives up and feeds him herself 🤣 🤣 Zo asks Adi to switch on his phone but he says that he is pretty sure their phones are getting tapped, so it would be better to go old school. He decides to call Arjun in code words. He uses Adooh Ali Aytida and says that he is calling from Kuwait city and gives Arjun his coordinates 😲 ...🤢🤢 (A bros are so smart )

Arjun literally fights with police officers to let him go and RV has put him on house arrest (I wonder, Does RV has anything except the lunatic press, AdiYa are no serial killers, they are mere accused, Shoot at sight is way beyond their pay grade, unbailable warrant is fishy, and now he is giving orders to arrest Arjun and Anjana...They happen to be the family of the would be chief justice for crying out loud 😲 RV is phenkoing everything, he definitely isn't a dutiful officer, He has faked evidence, he is crossing limits. And that explains why he is so terrified of Punjabi Malfoy, and why practically has Arjun on house arrest. RV the DoDo knows that if anyone gets to cross check his case, he is done for good..That fraud 😡 ) AdiYa eats at aDhaba and Adi offers Zo his chips . She tells him she is observing Roza and Adi feels so guilty for eating in front of her (awww 🤣 )

DoDo and Despo are sitting on a tree car and not K I S S I N G 🤣 RV somehow cracks the code and realizes that AdiYa is in Badlapur 🤣 Can I just the wrong things RV is doing here:-

1. Using press illegally, if AdiYa are proved innocent tomorrow they can sue him for defamation 🤣

2. What he has against AdiYa is a mere theory, so to get unbailable warrant and shoot at sight orders, he must have forged documents or faked the orders. Both of these acts are literal career suicide 😉

3. Harassment of two civilians which includes Anjana who is a female 😉

4. Ransacking a village at a whim. Ever heard of , "of the people, for the people, by the people. You think you can ransack a village and terrorize the localites in the holy month of Ramadaan just like that? 🤣

5. AdiYa under any circumstances has rights with their lawyer, RV prevented them to have that 😉

6. Tapped phone conversation is classified information, something you are not supposed to share with a civilian even if she is your partner in crime 🤣

All these things are enough to dismiss the case against AdiYa and put you under investigation you moronic douchebag 🤣 what an idiot 🤣 He can't expect Punjabi Malfoy to stay in Dehradun for moths even his son is being hunted like an animal 🤣 Even if he manages to catch AdiYa , they won't be hanged without a trial. You think no one will see the blanks he left in investigation? India's law and order condition is BAD!! But people aren't dumb also have you forgotten who Aditya Hooda's father is? You think arrest is going to solve everything you Idiot 🤣

Anyway moving on, AdiYa spots a car in distance and Zo jumps in excitement thinking it's Arjun's but Adi thinking on his feet notices last minute that it's RV.They run into the jungle and Zo falls and her foot gets sliced open with a metallic something 😭😭 ( 🤣 I would have winced at this scene if it wasn't for Harshad's insta post 🤣 I laughed like a fool 🤣 ) Zo tells Adi to run, to leave her alone but Adi literally screams "No, I am not leaving you He helps Zo to get up but once he sees that her bloody foot is leaving imprints everywhere he picks her up and runs to a nearby village RV chases them through the jungle and chokes Mahi when she calls him out on his incompetence (oooh tiny man; huge ego 😉 Now That's a classic 🤣 What were you thinking you utter moron bringing your friend with benefits on a literal fugitive chase through a jungle? What? You feeling angry, The area of brain that houses your incompetence and shortsightedness is sensitive 😉 ? You gonna choke me too? 🤣 I would like to see you try 😉 🤣 you basic muggle 🤣 )

In the village Zo orders Adi to put her down and Adi goes all No!!! 🤣 but Zo insists and Adi reluctantly obliges 🤣 They go inside an empty house. RV comes running like a total moron and orders ransacking of entire village (calm down your bosoms dude, you aren't chasing terrorists 🤣 ) He spots an empty house and grins as if AdiYa are two little birds and he has them in a cage 🤣 (You are 0 for 3 so far dude, I would tone down the confidence a bit 🤣 But no RV marches inside that tiny house and after spotting Zo's KKHH dupatta he is extra sure 🤣 (You are like Draco Malfoy before every Quidditch game he played against Gryffindors, he got his a*s kicked and stilled considered himself a winner 🤣 ; Well I liked Draco when he stopped being a whiny racist kid and became a broody teen bad boy death eater suffering under the burden of expectations of being a Malfoy and he used to wear all black suits..God I am a sucker of those , oh well. A bit off topic but then I am way more interesting than RV so 🤣 ) Back to bepanah, Zo like a mountain tigeress that she is sits to do nawaz right in front of RV. RV being a sucker thinks that this is dumbest move and spouts a bunch of stupid lines and pats himself with an imaginary hand on back and goes on to touch her. An absolute brain dead move but at this rate I am not sure if this big bad CBI officer is capable of walking outside a door without running into a wall so, 🤣. We see in precap that the head of village tells him to screw off if he is gonna disturnb a nawazi in ramzaan and do anything during iftar (That's what you get for not factoring religious beliefs in a SECULAR country you Idiot) As for now:-

AdiYa- 4

RajMa:- 0

Are we sure these two are as deadly as they portay themselves to be? 🤣

The condition we are in is not ideal

But this guy after us is legit career suicidal

He fakes evidences sings in own praise

Castles in the air his one true craze

On top of that he is a companion truly bonkers

Together they are the dream team of creepy stalkers

This chase is a joke I would say no more

Dumbness of this level has no cure

Luck is on what he truly stands

I hope he has enough IQ to be scared,

When his neck is in my hands🤣

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Posted: 7 years ago
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I forgot to use RV's assigned nickname DoDo 🤣
P. S:- This kinda is my last review for time being, so thank you everyone who takes time to read and reply. YOUR appreciation means a lot to me and its really fun writing these reviews. I will stick around just taking a short break from these long ass posts 😉
Edited by silky_harshad - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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👏 again. Loved the way you listed RVs wrong doings. 😆

Just started following this forum and have noticed your posts. I was so hopeful to read more of your short poems, witty posts and the score on Adiya/RV that you keep - be back soon.
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: Prriyam

👏 again. Loved the way you listed RVs wrong doings. 😆

Just started following this forum and have noticed your posts. I was so hopeful to read more of your short poems, witty posts and the score on Adiya/RV that you keep - be back soon.

awww thanks, that's really sweet😉 well my older posts are always there for you 😳
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Kyu bhai kis Khushi mein aapko break lena hai?
Humare hearts breaks ke baare mein nahi socha tumne?😡
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Love your post and how you keep track of how many times Adiya has beat Rajma.
Anyway, while you take a break will miss your funny long ass posts.😆
Your mini-commentary on the scenes are always fun to read.
When your break is done looking forward to more posts. 😃
Edited by Mahi-Ve - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: Aazeen02

Kyu bhai kis Khushi mein aapko break lena hai?

Humare hearts breaks ke baare mein nahi socha tumne?😡

I call it creative rehab... 🤣 jitna likha hy utna tou pehle padh😉
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Tumne mere hearts breaks kar diye hain Tata byes byes ki newzes reads karwa kar. I bohot unhappies feels kar rahi hoon...
Khair, thair ja, tumhe akal wapas laane wala potion baad mein pilaaungi, filhaal toh thori Bepannaah baatein ho jaayein.

First of all, I had a pure glee seeing AdiJun conversation. I ship this bromance more than any romance...🤣
Coming back to them... Aaye-haaye tum dono Bhaiyon ne Bachpan mein the Hardy boys, the Nancy Drew, James Bond aur Doordarshan par Byomkesh Bakshi ki binge watching ki hai kya? Matlab code language?🤣
I guess every set of siblings have some or the other kind of code language, that nobody else understands.
I still remember, Ladke wale came to our house to see my sister, and we both sitting diagonally had our own eye language conversation, making fun of them right under their nose and nobody knew that we were having a gala time amongst others...🤣 Mummy's dialogue being- Ye tum dono Jo aankhon aankhon mein baatein karte ho na, sab samajhti hoon, bewakoof mat samjho Amma Ko...🤣

Khair jazbaato se bahar aate hain, I swear, your posts and your comments about RV gives me such hopes, I can't tell you like... Geet from Jab we met ka dialogue bolne ka mann karta hai RV Ko... Kutte kameene... Tujhe kya laga, tu Hoodas ka phone tap karega toh Adiya tere jaal mein phans jaayenge? Phasega tu kameene, defamation ke cases lagenge tere upar, Tera career kutte ki maut marega, Tere RajMa ki... 😡

Water drinking scene... TV pe dekhne se pehle I saw it on Twitter, and my heart fluttered to no ends coz I thought they were preparing for prayers. We do certain things with water before namaz , and I had thought she was helping him do that... Haaye itne romantic khayalaat dimaag mein aaye they, ki ab ispe toh zaroor fiction likhungi...

Aditya eating Lays... American Style Cream and Onion, my favourite flavour lays... Muuaah!☺️ The way he turned around saying- Pehle bata deti toh tumhare saamne baithke nahi khaata...😆 (This one's such a common encounter Muslims face in India during Ramzan...) Very realistic...

Now coming at last to the last scene of the day, Rajveer coming with a gun pointing at Zoya, when she is praying... I wrote it somewhere else as well, that be it any place of worship, or if someone is praying, weapons are strictly prohibited around. It should all be kept outside the vicinity... But waah re waah Rajveer, you broke that rule too... No wonder that head of the locality was so pissed off...
In my city, in a typically Muslim locality, such a thing happened. A police officer entered during Ramzan, with a gun and all that, harassing someone who was fasting.
I heard from my own people, the localites had come out with swords (like really) and dragged the policeman out of the locality until the supposed fellow couldn't break his fast at sunset.
That's what it is, To the people, for the people, by the people.
I hope Rajveer gets a taste of his own medicine soon...😳
Edited by Aazeen02 - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: silky_harshad

I call it creative rehab... 🤣 jitna likha hy utna tou pehle padh😉

Chal tu bhi kya yaad rakhegi, lamba sa review likha hai, padhle..
And writer's block hai, toh beta aaram karo... You really need a break, I understand...
Edited by Aazeen02 - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Funny and enjoyable write up 😊

That's namaz btw, not nawaz.

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