Footpath pe Insan aur Forest me Black Bucks maarne ke baad Bhai aab Aasman me Birds ki Gand maarne jaa rhe hai.
The floor is making sensible films.
Bhai:
Bhai ne Thums Up ki ad ke liye puri movie he bana di
Director : Race 3 sign kar lo bhai
Salman Khan : Scipt Kahan hai?
Director *takes out DVDs of all the Fast & Furious movies* : yeh rahi
Salman : done
Salman Khan: "Race 3 ki script ready hai?"
Scriptwriter: [kicks the Fast & Furious Collection 7 Disc Box Set under the table hurriedly] [scribbles 'family' on a piece of paper] "Haan bhai, bilkul ready hai"
#Race3Trailer is so bad that if the judge who granted bail to Salman khan watches it, he will not only cancel his bail but also imprison Bobby Deol along with him for atleast 5 years.
Desi Gooner@Sahil_AdhikaariBhai defying physics and gravity both by holding the bazooka in a tilt position but firing two perfectly parallel rocket bombs. #Race3Trailer
A missile launcher without any wires, IR remote. Bhai fires two missiles just by shaking the device once. They automatically diverge and maintain appr. distance, hits the targets which are at a certain distance from each other. BHAI toh aakhir Bhai hai 
#Race3Trailer
Meowshi@zoowakerWhen you play FUGDI with someone who is heavier than you. #Race3Trailer
Race 3 promotion going way too far
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