Doston,
Hum laa rahe hai ek pyaar bhara paighaam...
aaj ki shaam Sahara Ke naam...
taaliyaan....taaliyaan.....
Yaaron........IF ki mazedaar chit chat style mein bani
Is mein hai mithaas romance ki
tayyar hai shaam ke chai...wo bhi...maar ke malai....
zor zor taaliyaan taaliyaaan....
The crazy gals from Sahara One presents........
An evening with dr. Sexy....
and please no more taaliyaan....lets just get on with the show!!
Toh ladies & gentlemen please welcome our host for tonight....dr. Sexy
and now one last time taaliyaan taliyaan taaliyaan
Dr. Sexy: Thank you guys, for the warm welcome. Let me introduce my self......i am not a he nor a she. I am .....am....I am dr. Sexy....Today we have some special guests coming over from the cast of Sahara One Channel. They are seeking help because they are fed up with their miserable love lifes. And together with the audience i will try to teach them some tricks and give them tips to become more succesful in love.......
Let's introduce the first guest: He is the one and only ....hot & irresistible Sujeet aka Darshan Dave......from "Ghar Ek Sapna"
So sujeet tell us .....what is the problem? I thought you were living happily married ever after with Trisha?
Sujeet: Soorrry hum ke english nahi aata..."Are Sexchi ji,..hum ko i batayye ki hum apne shtyle kaise badle"......."hum ek dum sexchi lagna chahte hai". U see trisha isn't paying attention to me these days, she doesn't even use solhah singhaar to impress me. what will wo rehne waalon mehlon ki people say. they will laugh at me. my don reputation will be spoilt!! Help me sexy ji! Tell me how to look sshmart and handshome for my shweetu trisha. 😛
dr. Sexy: Ok my hindi is not so good, but will try....sorry, i speak funjabi at home you see. Sabse pehle, thumhe apne ap par confidence rakhna hoga...agar thumhare confidence level low hain, tho thumhe hamesha lagega ki thum hot ya phir smart nahi ho...
Dusri baath, thumhe teek sai hindi bolna sikhna hain...aur kithne din thum "i batayye" kahoge?😡😆 Bolo "yeh bathayye"! Jab kisi insaan formally baath kar saktha hain, usko hum smart aur samajdar kehthe!
Jahathak sexy ki baath hain, woh tho aap already hain! Lekin, agar aap zyada don-giri nahi karthe aur biwi ki saath waaqt bithaye tho instantly aap uske liye sexy ho jayenge!😉😛
Sujeet: are sasuree hum ko circus freak samjhat ho. ye hum se naahi hoga. lekin hum kosis karenge jaroor. thanku bhai thanku
dr. Sexy: yes sujeet, i know its hard to transform from villain into hero. wish you all the best. ok guys now its time for our second guest for tonight
sss..ssss...Sumer from "Sholhah Singhaar"
Sumer: i dunno how ppl get time to love and romance in their lives with their wives...me and my wife are always facing a problem...either i ask her to giv an agnipariksa or if not me, then she asks me to giv an agnipariksha.. 😆 😆 We never get time to sit around and get close....Our lov life is soo boring...look at Daksh..busy in romancing with Anupama, look at Samman..busy in starting his love life with Kakul...only me and Shagun left..."😭 😭
Dr. Sexy: My dear Sumir....i can understand how u feel.....after all....of what use is a wife if she doesn't add joy to your life? U might have heard of Shakespear na? He is like the king of love. You know what Shakytold me ? [Yes i have a petname for him]. He said to me:
"They do not love that do not show their love."
Do you understand what he meant with this quote? Don't worry, sexy will explain to you. To get love, u will have to give love. When shagun says "i hate u", u should say "i luv you". Did u hear of sujeet's kahani? Yesterday trisha bought him a circus suit and he was so happy they danced to gether for hours. surprise shagun with nice lingerie, chocolate, jewellery, romantic candle dinner. women love gifts......try to make her feel that she is being loved😳
And sumir dear, All love tales come with thorns. But you can't give up na? You must try.....and i know u will succeed. Shaky als told me that:
"The course of true love never did run smooth."
Wish you all the best😳
Sumer: thanks guru ji for the great advise. i never looked at it this way. i will surely try to give shagun more love😳
dr. sexy: now guys its time for our third guest.....she is sahara one's most pyaarie beti......who brings joy to everyones life....she is the one and only Khushi from "Zaara"!! So tell us khushi what is troubling you dearie?
khushi: ...."love is in the air..Valentines is approaching..and I still havent found my prince Charming....oh I am so tensed...when will I get the sign that my prince is near...oh I am soo excited... 😆 😆 ..I hope by VAlentine Day...I will go to my Pia's house Doli Saja Ke.. 😆 😆 and fullfill my Ghar Ek Sapna...I hope my mom, Zaara would help me....omg..Main aisi kyun hoon 😃
Dr. Sexy: So khushi, you want to know when your prince charming will come? Well that is hard to tell, it depends on what the great might uperwala has in mind for you.
But ofcourse love comes with symptoms.....here is analysis of love symptoms by Robert Grave
Love is universal migraine,
A bright stain on the vision
Blotting out reason.
Symptoms of true love
Are leanness, jealousy,
Laggard dawns;
Are omens and nightmares -
Listening for a knock,
Waiting for a sign:
For a touch of his fingers
In a darkened room,
For a searching look. .........
So let me sum up for you. If you recognize any of the following love symptoms you will know that your prince charming is there:
- you have sleepless nights
- you feel like there are 10 butterflies in your stomach
- your heart goes boom shakalaka boom
- your body feels like your in a sauna
- you day dream all the time
- your mum asks you to make roti and you burn them
And don't worry.......very soon wo rehne waalon mehlon se a cute and handsome guy will come, he will fall for your neelin aankhein and together with thim you will live in your sapne ka ghar. 😳
Khushi: thanks sexy ji. I am not sure if people will believe me but your the most pretty woman i have ever met!!
dr. Sexy: aaauw thanks honey, i have been told before that i am a handsome dude...but nice to hear that i am also hot as a woman😛
Now ladies & gentlemen.....its time for our last guest for tonight....she is Sahara One's most confused item......Sanjana from "Main Aisi Kyoon Hoon..."
Sanjana: Hello Sexy Ji
Dr. Sexy: Hello Sanju
Sanjana: Oww noo i am not sanju, I am Sanjana Pushpa Patil (not Patel), but you all know me as Sanju so i guess it is ok, you can call me sanju, sorry i am confused and i think i am talking too much right now🤔
Dr. Sexy: that is ok sanju, just carry on...
Sanjana: ok my problem is that I am engaged to a Khadoos Karela😆. People tell me that their courtship is romantic and exciting, but my courtship is boring and dull.
Didn't Vikram have any girlfriends? And where was he when his friends impressed their girlfriends? (Maybe he didn't take clear notes🤔)
Vikram is the most un-romantic person I have ever met! All I ask for is a flower or chocolates (maybe a diamond necklace, but yeah...😳) but what do I get instead? Mistrust, and Vikram raising his eyebrows at me like 5 times a day (Background info: Vikram raising eyebrow(s) = BAD!!!).
So help me out here people, what should I do? How do I get my Khadoos Khatta Kadva Karela to five me a bouquet of roses on the day of love?
Dr. Sexy: So Sanju ( or should I say sanjana),
I know how you must be feeling. Hearing all the lovely stories from your friends. A relationship should indeed have romantic elements or else it will become boring. And from your story I can guess that Vikram is boring you, hai na?
If the guy doesn't pay attention to you, it's time you take action! But before you follow my seduction lessons, make up your mind about him. Is he really your prince charming, like khushi from zaara loves to say?
If your absolutely convinced that Karan is the guy you like, then you should take steps to seduce him, to make him want you, to make him fall for you
We always think of seduction in a negative light. But what does seduction mean?
Seduction involves temptation and enticement, to attract or influence the behavior of another.
So what is wrong if you want to change Vikram? I think you both will benefit from my lessons.
So here is my top 10 seduction list:
- Get your confidence up. This can mean doing things such as getting a new haircut, new clothes, losing weight, or just reminding yourself of your great qualities. You need to make the man like you before you can make a move. Spread mysterious, taboo-filled rumors about yourself. A good example is "yeah, I'm kinda seeing a guy, but I can't talk about it because he's a lot older. It's nothing serious." If you glaze over the truth, it seems more interesting than it really is. Guys will hear about it and be intrigued. Use a seductive tone of voice. Not too nasal, not too high -- throaty and soft is most appealing. Learn to dance. Dancing is one of the most seductive things a girl can do. Wait until you can tell he is interested. The signs may not be obvious, but sometimes you have to go out on a limb; remember, most men find attention from women quite flattering. Be flirty with your target. Let him know that you're interested, possibly by glancing or winking at him. When you talk to him, lean in and show some cleavage--even if you don't have much. The point is to show that you're happy with your body and you don't mind that he gets a preview. Hint at your target's weak points. If he works too much, suggest that he is missing out on a lot of fun. If he is a party animal, suggest that he will never get a girl unless he makes money. Ignore him for a little while. Give him the space and time to forget about the things that may have turned him off and fantasize about the good things. Never reveal too much of yourself because you almost certainly will turn him off. Another idea is to cancel plans you made with him and give a sincere, heartfelt apology. Offer him a massage to help break down physical barriers or say that you are sleepy and put your head on his shoulder. If he is shy, back off or leave the room for a while to let him get over his shyness 😛
- Make eye contact with your target. The eyes are said to be windows to the soul, and you want to make sure he knows you're trying to get inside his soul. When you are locked in a loving glance, talk about small stuff like the weather, the movie you just saw, or dinner and use short simple words. Talk only about the present moment.
Sanjana: OMG dr. sexy thanku ji. I will now use the theories of seduction to make him mine!!
dr. Sexy: that's the spirit sanju! you go girl!! ok guys as we say goodbye to sanjana this episode has come to an end. I have a lot of fun again in advising these young people during their journey to discover love. I hope you have learned a lot today and keep watching!
With sexy greetings from,
the one and only,
dr. Sexy
Mangal Lakshmi
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