Funny Star Quotes-Must read!!(NEW ADDED!)

OMG guys.Some of these are absolutely hilarious!

Tanisha
I look glamorous and not vulgar in Neal 'N' Nikki. I have done what a bindaas girl in Canada would do.

Get a life.NO ONE in Canada dresses like what you've portrayed in your Super-Duper Mama of all mamas horrendous disastrous..........FLOP!

Uday Chopra about Tanisha in Neal Aur Nikki
'Since Canada is in the background of the movie, she has dressed herself according to the country and its culture.'

So according to Uday,every girl in Canada dresses like a hoe!Interesting.🤔

Anu Malik
'When I go abroad, women throw themselves at me. But I'm not into one-night-stands or flings.

OMG.I can't breathe!!!!!🤣Sooo.....who are these so called "women" you speak of Anu???

Amisha Patel
'While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another'

Alrighty Amisha hun.You can continue living in your own la-la land.

Kareena about MPKDH
'I don't think any actress in the last 10-15 years has essayed such a deep role'

Bebo,I didn't expect such a lame comment from you.

Shah rukh khan

'Awards that ignore me are losers'

LOL.I love your carefree attitude Shahrukh.


Mallika Sherawat
had a song with Tusshar Kapoor in Jeena Sirf Merre Liye and they cut it. I'm so happy nobody went to the theaters to watch the film. The only people who must have watched the film were Tusshar's family, and Kareena's"

Here's a really funny Abhi quote:

Karan: The one thing that really turns you on in a woman is...
Abhishek: Her eyes.
Karan: You know thats the safest thing to say, what do you mean 'her eyes'.
Abhishek: Her eyes...
Amitabh - Don't you dare go any lower.

And:
Karan (to Amitabh): What do you have to say to all the gorgeous women who find you sexy?
Abhishek: I have a twenty-eight year old son who's very available

Displaying the flesh... is an essential part of acting in Bollywood today. And I am not at all ashamed to do it. If people prefer peekaboo, I'll keep them satisfied. God has endowed me with an attractive body. Why should I hide it? "
Kashmira Shah

Ummm...who are you????

"I hope Anil Kapoor doesn't read this, but I don't like men with moustaches

Sushmita Sen

Same's the case over here Sush.But I wouldn't wanna see Anil clean shaved either.LMAO.That'd be one scary sight.I still have nightmares from Salaam-e-ishq.

When asked what advice she'd give newcomers... "If anyone wants to achieve success like me, Aishwarya, Sushmita etc have then they must work hard. Coz ppl like Aishwarya and I have worked extremely hard to reach where we are"

- RAKHI SAWANT

'I turned down Dhoom 2, cuz they wanted me in a bikini'

Rakhi Sawant

lolzz I guess even a bikini was too much for Rakhi to wear.

Celina Jaitley
'I think Fardeen and I have a special chemistry on-screen, I don't deny that. At the same time I think Hrithik and I will be great together. Our physical features will work well to create that chemistry - especially the combination of our height, the light eyes; together we'll have a good screen presence."

WOW she's really desperate.

'It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions'
- Aishwarya Rai

You do not look older than Duggu,you guys are the hottest couple in bollywood.👍🏼

A. R. Rahman
'If I were 25, I'd have had an affair with Celina Jaitly.

That's shocking to hear from a man like you!

Even if I wasn't an actress and I walked into a party with friends, I'd still have men gaping at me and undressing me in their minds.

-Amisha Patel

Kareena and Aishwarya are beautiful, and talented. But it hurts when I lose a project to them because I'm equally qualified.

-Amisha Patel

"I have always looked up to Bipasha and she has certainly opened a lot of doors for many actresses like us. But I don't want to compete against anyone. I think I am one of a kind".

-Malika Sherawat

"I may not be here to titillate, but I am not sorry if I have that edge. People aren't coming to the theaters to see me in a burqa".

-Malika Sherawat

"I knew my parents would never let me be an actress, so I had to take the bold step. However, I have a strong support from my kid brother Vikram, whom I love more than anything else in this world."

-Malika Sherawat

"I remember when I disclosed my career option to my folks, all hell broke loose. My father is a zamindar back home. So you can imagine all the fuss. And my mom, she still wears a ghunghat."

-Malika Sherawat

I'm horrifed when I see some of my earlier work. I just wonder how I could have done certain films and got away with it too.

Saif Ali Khan

Hope you enjoyed!

they were hilarious 🤣
rakhi sawant ones specialii 🤣

🤣 i like have tears in my eyes! that was HALIROUS!!!! the amisha patel one! oh and the rakhi one! HAHA!!!! all of them were great v 😆

'It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions'
- Aishwarya Rai 😆 😆 😆
SHE LOOKS OLDER THAN ALL HER COSTARS 😕 😕

(IM NOT TRYING TO OFFEND ANY AHS FANS) 😳

Abhi's quote was very funny. I think it's from the rapid fire round on Koffee with karan. that was a funny episode. Also Kareena's quote was bogus! Ash-Hrithik, the HOTTEST pair in the world!!

hahahahhahahhhahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!t his is really hilarious!!godd...specially rakhi!!!and kareena.... 😆
thank u so much for sharing!!made my day 😊 😛

so Rakhi was offered Bips role in Dhoom 2?
i find that really hard to believe.! shez so stupid i cant believe iused to like her

anyways lmao mann I can't belive ANu malik said that about Ceilina. ewwww


Amisha Patel
'While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another'


LMAO replace the Kareena and Bipasha with AMisha's name:)

😆 some are hilarious the amitabh and abhisehik on kwk was good

Amisha Patel with her scary chaw think she is all that. She has a man's face 😆

I can't believe she put Mallika and kareena on the same level 😡 Kareena is thousand times better than you AMisha patel 😡

Tanisha
I look glamorous and not vulgar in Neal 'N' Nikki. I have done what a bindaas girl in Canada would do.

Haha.
Yup, Tanish every gurl in Canada wheres slutty clothes. 8-)
LMFAO.

Uday Chopra about Tanisha in Neal Aur Nikki
'Since Canada is in the background of the movie, she has dressed herself according to the country and its culture.'

LMAO.
I cant believe this?!
Canada is liek every other country!!
We dont live in Igloos and we wear APPROPRIATE clothess
GOSH such steriotypes😡

Shah rukh khan

'Awards that ignore me are losers'

🤔I dont like youu </3
What an AARROGANT comment 😡

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People need to noe thet us Canadians arnt weird, we dont eat moose, we arnt FOBs and we WEAR APPROPRIATE clothes.
Guess these days, people are getting mroe and more dumb
*Ahem Ahem* Tanisha and Uday! 😡