Laughs -- Classified Advert

Page

Man

@Manzz

Coolbie

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience." The man who won the job asked, "I understand most of the qualifications you required, but why 'one armed'?" The CEO answered, "I have had many consultants, and I am tired of hearing with each advice the phrase 'on the other hand'."

Edited by Manzz - 17 years ago

Quote

Frequent Posters

Man

@Manzz

Coolbie

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Why is the fall in the StockMarket not so bad?

A: It won't be so hard to keep up with the Dow Joneses.

You know Greenspan's been around Sooooo long he remembers the tulip bubble!

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

Man

@Manzz

Coolbie

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: What is Dr Alan Greenspan's Favorite PC Game?

A: Roller Coaster Tycoon

Quote

Man

@Manzz

Coolbie

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "Don't try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the fridge, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, "You're wasting too much time. Why don't you try carrying several things at once?" "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."

Quote

Man

@Manzz

Coolbie

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

To Loose Weight... The doctor told Sam that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sam called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

Edited by Manzz - 17 years ago

Quote

Man

@Manzz

Coolbie

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet." So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet." So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet." The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot." So the scientist cut off his last leg. "He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!" So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

Quote

Laughs -- Classified Advert

Related Topics

Explore Topics