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An interesting comparison between different economic systems of the world with a simplest example.
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two Cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have two Cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka....
BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
You have two cows. Both are mad.
LEBANON SYSTEM
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government.
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government.
EGYPT SYSTEM
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.
DUBAI SYSTEM
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines.
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines.
You create a ' Cow City ' or ' Milk Village ' for them. You sell off their milk before the cows
have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to resell the non-existent
milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract
media attention.
SHARJAH SYSTEM
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai. The cows get stuck
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai. The cows get stuck
in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. Half loss will be compensated by Govt.
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