Funny & Weird W*F Dialogues from Bollywood Movies

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kebab_me_haddi

@kebab_me_haddi

Voyager

Posted: 8 years ago

Gunda

Mera naam hai Bulla, rakhta hoon khullaaa.

Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela, Maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela, khaayega KELA?

Mera naam hai pote, jo apne baap ke bhi nahi hote

Munni meri behen Munni, Munni meri behen Munni. Toh tu mar gayi? Lambu ne tujhe LAMBA kar diya... maachis ki teeki ko KHAMBA kar diya...

Zalazala jaag utha hai. Laashien is tarah tapkengi jaise nanhe munhe koi nunni SE peshaab tapakta hai... Tap, tap.

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Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga pehda ho ... magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai ... woh bistar par neend ke alava kuch nahi leta

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Collar hilaonga toh dollar girega ... kamar hilaonga toh rupaya girega - Loha

Tu woh mard ban gaya hai ... jiski aurat bachcha pehda karne ke liye padausi ke ghar mein jati hai - Loha

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi - Chasme Badoor

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear - Humshakals

Agar tum logon ne dikhaye tevar ... toh teri beti kuvaari maa forever -Himmatwala

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai - Rascals

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chowdi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse - Bol Bacchan

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba- Rascals

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"- Himmatwala

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda-Himmatwala

Jo chane khate hai, wo badam ke paad nahi maarte! - Tevar

Apni to kismat hi gadhe ke Ling se likkhi gayi hai - Omkara

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Sparkler

Posted: 8 years ago

this is weird but i had a good laugh whoever wrote the dialogue

Once in a blue moon ...kabhi kabhi...😆 😆

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSb_kXV8eSk[/YOUTUBE]

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263437

Hibernated

Posted: 8 years ago

Tera Suroor:

"Osama ko maarne ke liye mazhab, mulk, fauj sabki zarurat padi thi, lekin ek General Dyer ko maarne ke liye sirf ek hindustani jigra aur ek desi tamancha kaafi tha."

"Never give a bad girl a good boyfriend."

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263437

Hibernated

Posted: 8 years ago

😆 😆

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

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kebab_me_haddi

@kebab_me_haddi

Voyager

Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: _fillintheblank
this is weird but i had a good laugh whoever wrote the dialogue

Once in a blue moon ...kabhi kabhi...😆 😆

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSb_kXV8eSk[/YOUTUBE]

W*F..I couldn't understand anything the man saying b/w "oh god" and "come here"...

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.Anya.

@.Anya.

Dazzler

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Posted: 8 years ago

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de

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