Happy Makar Sankranti/ Lohari/ Pongal/Maghi/ Utrayan to All enjoy but be safe during festivities
SP Buzz and News Letter 2 in 1 fun
The purpose of Buzz is to share your good news and bad news with the forum members as we all are one big happy family and like to share in each other's khushi aur ghum.
I will always pray to God that we all have only good news to share from now on for every one.
Get ready for lots of birthday and anniversary threads and lots of fun things for this month. Let us have some fun activities to take the load off studies. Just keep reading for contest and latest addition some funny jokes or songs to make you laugh
Updates and Imp. links
Stars of the week
Saloni as a child, Maasa trying to help Tara. Kaveri trying to help kakisa, Neel trying get Saloni/s memoryback.
Scenes of the week
Saloni talking to brigadier calling herself Cindrella, Jiji's shocking face and turning her world around seeing Maasa
Twists of the week
Kaveri calling Maasa to expose jiji, kakisa spreading photos to expose jiji, jiji getting rid of maasa and failing yet another ploy of kakiasa
contest corner
Winner of NL 23 are princezna and sharona_bha. Congrates enjoy prize
Contest NL 25
Give the names of as many movies possible
Shahrukh khan With Madhuri dixit. with kajol, with rani
Akhsay kumar with kareena, Akshay kumar with priyanka, akki with Lara dutta
pm me your entries by18th Jan.
Fun corner
Since it is kite flying festival let us have some fun with flying and pilots Some Quotes
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
2. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.
3. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.
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4. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.
5. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
6. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
7. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice-versa.
8. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.
9. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.
10. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
11. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
12 Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment.
13. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.
14. There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. There are, however, no old, bold pilots.
Joke
In a very busy passengers on a commercial airliner are seated The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers think it is some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
Passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. The plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. Finally the plane lifts off and is airborne.Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
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