#9
From :dactarni_bitiya@xyz.com
To: shutabulgirl@xyz.com
Sub: Feeling Blue
Meer to badi sad hai!
M
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From: shutabulgirl@xyz.com
To: dactarni_bitiya@xyz.com
Sub: Re: Feeling blue
Why Meer badi sad? What happened???????
G
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From: dactarni_bitiya
To: shutabulgirl
Sub: Life happened!
1.Couldn't qualify the scholarship exam this year. Papa will be so disappointed in me. He'll have to pay the entire fees now. Srishti will also be starting college from this year. Papa is already neck deep in loans after Shalu Di's marriage.
2. I'm just in the third year. When am I going to complete college and when am I going to help Papa?
3.Pratham keeps sending Hi messages on Fb. Can't he take a hint? I don't want to go out with him! How many times do I have to tell him? I think I'll have to block him.
4.Remember the handsome junior resident of the general surgery department. I told you about him the other day. Saw him in the library today. So I went to him. Said, "Hi. Are PG entrances very tough?" and I started a conversation thinking it would make him notice me. He nods his head and tells me, "Study hard Champ! Am sure you'll make it," before returning to his book. Champ? CHAMP?????????????????
Ughh!!!!!!!
Why do I have to like seniors always? They NEVER EVER are interested in me.
Your cousin NEVER noticed me!
I thought it was childhood crush but seems like I was/am in love with him. Do you know why I was attracted to the resident guy because he reminded me of your cousin.
God ! It hit me like an epiphany. I have loved your cousin almost all my life.
Has he gotten over that CHUDAIL?
And also I have tests EVERY WEEK.
LIFE SUCKS!
Yours truly
frustrated soul, Meera
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From: shutabulgirl
To: dactarni_bitiya
Sub: Men and their ways
Meera, yaar don't be sad 1. Because, uncle is very proud of you. He wanted to become a doctor and through you he is living his dream.
2.About loans and money problems, don't worry about them. It's just a matter of time when you'll complete your studies and start earning. And babe, don't you know how much money a good doctor makes. So just focus on your studies now. The rest of the problems, let uncle take care of them. Our time will come and both of us we'll be taking care of our family.
3.You're still thinking? Just block him already. A guy, who doesn't understand the meaning of NO, is not to be trusted.
4. About cute and senior guys, well that's the story of my life, too.
That fest guy, Abhinav Shukla hardly spares me a glance.
The problem here is we're too nave in the matters of men.
Blame our all girls' school background!
But thanks to a very kind person, I've started understanding the not so fairer sex, a little I think.
We like fools keep thinking about love whereas it is lust for them at the first sight.
So if you're hot and voluptuous woman, the chances of getting noticed are more. And guess what men are capable of loving multiple women at same time. Or maybe he was just joking!
How strange! Meera, I don't think I can love someone who has it in him to love a different woman along with me.
I know it from a very confidential source that bigger boobs= bigger love!
Oh! How different are men from us!
Sometimes, if you are cute, you get noticed too. People do have crush on cute women.
Wait I'll ask and let you know, what makes a guy notice a younger woman who is not so voluptuous and doesn't have the cute thing going for her.
I really wish I can find someone like Mr.Thornton!
PS- What do you think? Who's going to win the election in UP?
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From: dactarni_bitiya
To: shutabulgirl
Sub : Confidential Source
Dearest friend of mine
Will you be kind enough to throw some light on the identity of this kind and informative gentleman? And I presume he's the confidential source who's feeding you such bullshit! Don't tell me you talk about such things with that online friend of yours!
To get bigger love, what should I do? Get fake but bigger boobs?
And for God's sake get over this Thornton craze. Men like him and Darcy don't really exist in real life. If you keep your hopes so high, you're in for disappointment.PS- Elections in UP...Well... How will I know? Why do you care?
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From: shutabulgirl
To: dactarni_bitiya
Sub: Fake boobs
Fake boobs= fake love, so no use.
Yes, I talk about these things to him. I don't see anything wrong in that.
And I don't care for disappointments. And I refuse to get over Thornton craze. If my Mom got her Darcy, I believe I'll get my Thornton too. Thodi der lag sakti hai, but that's alright, I'll wait for him.
And aren't you still waiting for Bhai? The question that if he's gotten over that chudail is a testimonial to that.
PS- Because Shuklaji is UP wale Brahmin. So UP might end up being my future sasural! I've to be updated. What if I collide with Abhinav tomorrow and he wants to discuss politics?
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From: dactarni_bitiya
To: shutabulgirl
Sub : Wrong in that
You don't see anything wrong in that? G, you are getting too cozy with him. You almost mail him daily. You know nothing about him. Not even his name.
PS- Tera kuch nahi ho sakta.Politics mein toh aaj kal ek hi naam chal raha hai. Tu bhi wahi le lena.
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From: shutabulgirl
To: dactarni_bitiya
Sub: His Name
I know his name. But I am not going to share it with you.
If you want to know, solve this riddle.A four little word
And it means respect
He isn't the kind of guy
That one suspects
He is a man of fine character is what I feel
Broken hearts, his kind words are able to heal
And also have heard his voice. He sent me a song sung by him. And to be honest, earlier I used to just like the song but now I love it. The song in his voice it's like an earworm! I'm listening to it on repeat. His voice is husky and there's also a soothing quality to it.
PS- Kaun sa naam chal hai aajkal politics mein?
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From: dactarni_bitiya
To: shutabulgirl
Sub: Your name
I am ignoring your pathetic poem for I think you've lost it. Tell me that you've not already shared your name with him. Whose idea it was? Asking each other's names.
Didn't you people go by usernames?
PS- You don't even know this?Jane de. Tujhse na ho payega. Hint:wave
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From: shutabulgirl
To: dactarni_bitiya
Sub: My idea
I had asked him to share his name. We've been friends for two months now. I wanted to know his name. I am going to tell him my name in the next letter.
PS- Mujhse kya na ho payega? Aur kya wave? And Don't underestimate the power of an engineering student, you medico!
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From: dactarni_bitiya
To: shutabulgirl
Sub: You are an IDIOT
Don't you dare tell him your name!
Have you gone nuts?! What's wrong with you?
How can you share your personal details online? Being an engineering student, aren't you aware about cyber crimes? He can be a rapist, a serial killer for all you know!
Promise me you will not share any kind of personal info with him. PROMISE ME, G !
PS- Don't get me started on Engineering vs Medical!
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From: shutabulgirl
To: dactarni_bitiya
Sub: Trust him
I trust him. He's a nice guy. I am not promising you any such thing. And I do have brains. I can differentiate between good and bad.
PS- Aaj ho hi jaye
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From: dactarni_bitiya
To: shutabulgirl
Sub: BOSOM FRIEND
I'm your bosom friend! Are you going to choose this 2 months old online friendship over 16 years of our friendship? Fine go and share all your details. My responsibility ends here. It's your life. You are an adult now. Gone are the days when we used to listen to each and trust each other's judgements. You don't need me anymore.
But remember I really really love you and I will miss you and I'm just a mail away.
With love
Forever yours
Meera
PS- Kisi aur din. I have a test to prepare.
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From: shutabulgirl
To: dactarni_bitiya
Sub:Melodrama band kar
I promise I am not going to share any personal details. Not going to tell him my name.
PS- I HATE YOU!
REVENGE SHALL BE TAKEN!!!!!
Yours
G
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From: shutabulgirl@xyz.com
To: Wahe Guru
Subject : To tell or not to tell
Dearest Babaji
How are you? Hope the demonetization didn't affect you much. No reduction in bhakts and their bhakti right?
Did you see the budget though? No mention of smart cities! Quite clever, no?
Accha I gather you must be super busy so I better come to the main point.
I need your guidance.
I have been mailing to a stranger. He sounds great. He's funny and caring and really nice. I found him in the gaming forum. Then I started following his blog where he talks about latest games and gadgets. Soon we started exchanging mails. But why am I telling you this? You are toh antaryaami, the Omnipresent so you must already know this.
I have come to trust him, Babaji.But Meera doesn't.
She says that disguised as the good old Grandma, he might be the big bad wolf waiting for an opportunity to attack. So I shouldn't share personal details.
But I trust him. I trust him so much that I feel like I can share with him everything. EVERYTHING. Even about Dad
What do I do? It was my idea that we reveal our names. Now that I know his, how can I not share mine.
But Meera has made me promise that I won't tell him my name.
Dad always wanted to name me Drashti but Daarji named me Geet.
I have always liked Dad's name better.
Can I tell him my name is Drashti?
It won't be a lie actually? Would it be?
Why the hell did I have to bring names?!
Help me Wahe Guru!
Do I tell him or not?
P.S.- they are saying once the elections are done, the mehengayi is going to skyrocket. So you better send good companies for placement or I won't be able to offer you delicious prasads.
Yours forever
Geet
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From: shutabulgirl@xyz.com
To: Ashwinhanda@xyz.com
Sub: Chudail
Hey Ashwin Bhaiya
How are you? Mazze mein?
It's really late into the night and I've an early morning class so let's jump to main topic.
Someone who's been crushing on you for more than seven years ( you're one lucky man) now wants to know if you're over your ex- colleague, Dhara.
To quote her EXACT words, "Has he gotten over that CHUDAIL?"
She is eagerly waiting for your reply at dactarni_bitiya@xyz.com. :-)
Yours
Chutki
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From: shutabulgirl@xyz.com
To: dactarni_bitiya@xyz.com
Sub: Sweet Revenge
Dearest Meera,
I could not see you suffering like this. Now, that you've realised that you really love my brother and yet do nothing about it, I thought it was my duty to help you.
Since I don't believe in destiny. Decided to take matters in my own hands. Have sent an email to my brother describing your feelings for him. How you have loved him for almost a decade now!
Don't thank me.
After all what are friends for!?
Your bosom friend
G
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From :dactarni_bitiya@xyz.com
To: shutabulgirl@xyz.com
Sub: We're over
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
Why would you do such a thing?
Don't talk to me ever again!
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From :dactarni_bitiya@xyz.com
To: Ashwinhanda@xyz.com
Sub: Hey
Hi
This is Meera. Hope I am not disturbing you.
I don't know if you remember me. I'm Geet's friend. The girl with blunt cut hair. Not too tall, not to short either.
I had pulled your hair once. Had hit your head with a badminton.
The neighbour's dog had bit me and you'd tried taking me to the doctor and I'd bitten your hand. (Sorry for that BTW, I was a kid at that time)
Hope that helps and you can recall me now.
So whatever Geet told you is a lie. She was joking. Pulling my legs. She likes to do that.
I don't have any feelings for you. And I've not loved you for almost a decade now. In fact I have a boyfriend.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
Meera
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