FF: Love, Well almost [Chapter 50,51 - P 35] Mar 21 - Page 3

Did I mention that I love his name? 😆

most of the male population would want it 😆

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LoL ...fabulous
my sister asked thrice , "is there a joke" can't help ...myself laughing reading shutabulgirl..
I love this loquacious girl...and notmeplease too...
waiting

Beautifully written as usual

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#5

From : shutabulgirl@xyz.com

To: notmeplease@xyz.com

Sub: You are wrong

Dear honest slash disgusting gentleman,

Trying to act all clever, are you?

Your last line about me jumping to your crush. Why do I feel that it's your heartiest desire that I ask more about her and so you can talk? Humse chalaaki ? Jao I'll not ask about her.

So you are wrong.

I'm not going to ignore your entire letter and jump right back on the crush topic. You are allowed to have your privacy. And it's not as if I'm dying to know about a certain cute woman who isn't in your team but has caught your fancy.

And since it's neither here or there, why waste time talking about her.

As for the life lessons, Thank you so much. I really am a dumbo when it comes to guys and Bais.

So my dearest friend, had it not been for you what would I have done with my limited knowledge about men and their ways.

Now that you've told me that honest = disgusting, I assume I better brace myself for the more disgusting things that you'll share with me ( hopefully) since I've been bro-zoned.

And man you have a fine sense of humor. You had in me splits with that Pee thing. You horrible person, now you have certainly ruined the name for me. Every time I am looking at her, you know what comes to my mind.

I don't care much for other days but I wish there was a Biryani day. I luvvv Biryani.

And I'm glad you didn't make fun of Mr. Devdas for I do have a crush on him, albeit a sisterly one. He's my most favorite cousin. I remember he used to get me Alpenliebe, when I was young and also used to give me a scooter ride. He's the best brother one can have.

The ishq wala crush I have on someone else. One year senior to me, he's in the same branch as mine, ECE. I've had this crush on him since the last year's college fest. It was a bit filmy, the way me met. I was one among the volunteers in the fest. and this one mean guy from the other college, he was misbehaving. I kept being polite but he wouldn't listen. In fact he pushed me and everyone was just watching the scene. And then guess what happens. A tall, handsome guy in a grey tee and blue jeans he intervened. he gave the mean guy an earful and then turning to me he asked, " Are you ok?"

All this time my heart kept whispering, he's the one. He's the one.It was like after years of waiting, I had finally found my knight in shining armour.

I have been crushing on him since then. But this Mr. Clueless, he isn't aware of it. Sigh. I'm trying to make him aware so its kind of work-in-progress.

BTW, will you mind if I ask you something?

I have been thinking since days that we've been talking for months now and yet don't know each others names. Don't you find it weird? So I was thinking maybe you can tell me your real name and I'll tell you mine.

Ignore the question, if you are uncomfortable with it. And I'll not ask about it again.

P.S. - A lady is a lady even if she is three years younger than you. So I don't know why it made you laugh to call me so. Why I am a lady through and through?!

P.P.S- Was listening to Dev Anand songs last night. They're awesome. Did you listen to Itna na mujhse pyar badha? I know you must have not! When do you ever try my recs !?

P.P.P.S-

Humne suna hai tumne crush-sathi chuna hai...

jisko tumne chun hi liya hai cheez voh kya hai..

yeh toh bata do kis gharane ki hai voh

kaise mile tumlog

kahin legs uske slip huye the kya

aur kya tumne use apni baahon me paya tha

Ya kisi subah yuhin ghar se nikalte huye

Raaste mein usse aankh ladaya tha ?

(You're a teasing teasing man! Can't expect me to be not curious when you're handing me crumbs like that! In my defense, I have covered all the points in the letter and it is only then I have jumped to the crush topic:-P)

Just had an extra large pizza and I'm really full so not going eat more of your brain.

Until the next time

Yours

Lady Shutabul

#6

From: notmeplease@xyz.com

To: shutabulgirl@xyz.com

Sub: The wonderful Name

Ladki (Short form for Lad-y Ki-ddo),

I thought of answering this letter in different ways but I got so distracted by one point of it, I had to let it out of my system. Please ignore my french, but who is that asshole that dared mess with you??

And you, you are being polite to him? This is not how I raised you. Do you have curd where there is supposed to be brains because you clearly aren't thinking straight.

Look Kiddo, if someone misbehaves with you, you are supposed to do either of the things: fight or flight, in any given situation.

Since I know you are a reasonable person, and you are privileged to have me as a friend, you choose fighting as your first choice.

If you mention something like this happening to you in future, I swear to God, I will track you down, come to you to teach you how to punch, and of course since I would travel all those kilometers, why not make it a little productive and punch the f**k out of the bas***d myself?

Since this is the first lesson I am going easy on you. I would not recommend you to punch since I am pretty sure you never worked a bit in your life to have a strong hands nor you can master the technique to not hurt your own knuckles. So, for now you are going to go for open palm slaps. Also, you are going to focus on eyes, nose and groin, which are the easy targets. Next time there is any f**king retard who comes even a mile closer to you, you know how to kick the nuts off him.

Now that we put the most important topic aside, let me talk about the next important one. Your prince charming (I threw up in my mouth for citing that phrase)

I admire his great way of lecturing an obviously drunk bas***d who pushed a lady down. Very reasonable isn't it? Reasonable my ass! It is downright sissy. You woman, while you are at it, please teach him a couple of lessons of how do you go for self defense.

Wow, I had to drown a couple of shots to get me back to my angelic mode. Now, now what were you talking about me feeling comfortable about sharing my name?

What a shame! You think I will mind sharing my name to you. Why, do you know me at all?

I'm considered the most generous person in the whole wide world, and someone who would give his kidney, if asked for. (Please don't ask my Kidney)

Since you weren't direct with me, asking my name, doubting my gentle-manliness (Oh the horror!), I am going to give work to your rather dull mind and give you a hint. Or two.


It is a four letter word
And it ain't that bad
Respect is what it means
Although I don't garner it from you by all means
I can continue this poem still
But i don't want to make you ill.


Now go figure my dearest Lady Kiddo. And when you do figure, you can download the attachment I had sent you, which is password protected. The password is obviously my name. What's in it you ask? It's your favorite song Itna na mujhse tu pyaar badha sung by your favorite notmeplease.


PS: I was kidding. You can never crack the awesome poem, so why don't you scroll down to check my signature?

PPS: Now be a dear and tell me your name, and before you do that please throw some light on your username. Why shutabul, are you shootable? I bet you are. Again, sorry not sorry.

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Maan.

Fabulous updates. A new style of writing a story. I enjoyed it a lot.

Beautifully written.