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Shona

Some Funny Dialogues
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon (Aashiqi 2 , I don't know why I find it funny 😆)
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai ( Chasme Baddoor)
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se. ( Once upon a time in Mumbai )
Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be ... kitna nacha raha hai? (Bade miyaan chote miyaan)
Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai ( 3 idiots)
Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai ... koi humse bhi mohabbat kare ... kambhakt neend bahut aati hai. (Fanaa)
Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse? (Wanted)
Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai (Wanted)
Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta. (Aashiqi 2)
Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai (Yeh jawani hai deewani )
Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai . (Yeh jawani hai deewani )
Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha? ( Dabaang 2)
Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon (Once upon a time in Mumbai Dobara)
Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai (Once upon a time in Mumbai Dobara)
Name toh kamaal che ... par surname bawaal che (Ramleela)
My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail (Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania )
Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai (chennai express)
Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva (Main tera hero )
Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga (Main tera hero )
Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai (Jaazba)
Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega (Main tera hero )
Kabhi kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna padta hai ... aur dil todkar jodne waale ko ... pata nahi kya kehte hai (baadshah )
Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai (hasee toh phasee)
Abhe hata saavan ki ghata ... kha, khuja, bati bhujake soja nintakle pintukle ... mandi pe khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti ... kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le ... bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya? (deewana mastana )
Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai? (shootout at lokhandwala)
Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska (Once upon a time in Mumbai Dobara)
Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost (yaariyaan )
Gale lagata hoon bas ... gale mein latkata nahi hoon kisi ko ( Jannat 2)
Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi (Chasme Baddoor)
Arre jab Dharmendra aur Sunny Deol lad rahe hai ... toh Bobby Deol kya karega. (Yamla Pagla deewana)
Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega (shootout at Wadala )
Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free
Connection bhi na kamaal ki cheez hai ... bas ho gaya toh ho gaya ... Wi-Fi, bluetooth se bhi zyada strong hai apna connection (Fan)
Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai ... toh ek ek karke, ek ek karke mat aana ... sab saath mein aana, mere pass time na hai (phata poster nikla hero )
Ladki aur rocket insaan ko kahin bhi le ja sakte hai (ranjhnaa)
Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega" (chasme baddoor)
Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon (dishoom)
Aye hanger pe tange huye kaale kapde (chennai express)
Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri
Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai? (jab we met)
Ibadat-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya? (chasme baddoor)
Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai (bullet raja )
Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega (Wanted )
Ek ek paisa gin lena thook laga ke ... yeh ho na ho hum toh traditional kaminey log ha (kick)
Main tumhare accountant ka beta hoon ... aur yeh pitai tumhare account mein bahut dino se likhi thi
Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai (main tera hero )
Yeh sharif log bahut badmash hote hai ... sharafat ki zubaan nahi samajhte hai (welcome)
Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai (PK)
Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate
Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega (Dhoom 3)
Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai (hera pheri)
Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya (London dreams)
Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai? (dabang )
Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google? (student of the year)
Galat cheez banaya telephone ... udhar se aadmi soochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai .
Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat (chasme baddoor)
Yeh Punjab hai Punjab ... yahan pehle goli marte hai ... phir shayad laash se kuch baat karlein.
Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye (jab we met )
Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai (DDLJ)
Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na (ADHM)
Woh kehte hain ki humse, ki tum mujhe yaad nahi karte ... main kehta hoon ki tu jaye toh teri yaad aaye ... tu yahan se jati hi nahi hai ... toh yaad kahan se aayegi. (LOC Kargil)
Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andar. ( Lage Raho Munnabhai)
Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum? (Dabangg 2)
Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab (Raja Hindustani)
Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya (PK)
Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai (Sultan)
Kaun kehta hai bada size sab par bhaari hai ... kabhi machar ke saath ek raat guzari hai (Ra.One)
Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai? (Kal Ho naa Ho)
Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?
Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai (3 Idiots)
Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai (Tees Maar Khan)
Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai ... tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain (Rang De Basanti)
Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch (chasme Baddoor)
Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai ... jaise har boundary chauka hota hai ... vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai (Main Tera Hero)
Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai (Once upon a time in mumbai dobara)
Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai (Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge)
Hum jaise purane paapi agar bhagwan ko pyare hone lage ... toh uske reputation ka kya hoga (Race 2)
Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota (Mujhse Shadi Karogi)
Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao (Housefull 2)
Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye. (Tere Naam)
Tu bahut aage jayega ... kyun ki tu jahan bhi jayega na ... log bolenge chal beta aage bhad (Baaghi)
Main maroonga to bullet se hi maroonga ... BP ya sugar se nahi. (Buddha hoga tera Baap)
Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti (Main Tera Hero)
Humne itne paap kiye hai na ... ki agar Ganga mein dupki laga di ... toh Ganga maiya kisi aur ke paap nahi doh payegi (Yamla Pagla Deewana 2)
Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam (Sanam Re)
Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai (Entertainment )
Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai (Main Tera Hero)
Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi pagal ... bachche poore pagal (Holiday)
Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo (Andaaz Apna Apna)
Pyar karne waalo ko bewakoof banana kitna aasaan hai (1920 Evil Returns )
Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi (Bullet Raja )
Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati (Tees Maar Khan )
Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj (Andaaz Apna apna )
Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na (Hasee Toh Phasee)
Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai (2 states )
Yeh kaunsa tha jaam joh tune pila diya ... is sirphere ka sara system hila diya (Ishq)
Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double. (Once upon a time in mumbai dobara)
Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai. (Happy New Year )
Generally hamari generation ke log plan karke kaam karte hai ... lekin mere jaise smart log kaam karte karte plan kar lete hai. (Dangerous Khiladi)
Main roz prarthana karta hoon ... ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye ... par tu kabhi na aaye. (Main tera Hero)
Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai? (Dabangg 2)
Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah. (Good Boy Bad Boy)
Teri jodi Rab ne nahi ... ameero ke club ne banayi hai. (Student of the year )
Pata nahi tum kaun se zamane se transport ho kar aaye ho (Anjaana Anjaani)
Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai (Main Tera Hero)
Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai (Chasme Baddoor)
Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya (Chasme Baddoor)
Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai (Once upon a time in mumbai dobara)
No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani (Happy New Year)
Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda (Bullet Raja)
Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya? (Run)
Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai (Golmaal 3)
Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi (Ragini MMS 2)
Abbe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon (Golmaal)
Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka (Lage Raho Munnabhai )
Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hoon ... par saaf sutre rehne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe (Once upon a time in mumbai dobara)
Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon (Housefull 2)
Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai (Dabangg)
Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai (Chasme Baddoor)
Aadmi ya toh chamcha hota hai ... ya kaanta (Student of the year)
Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai (Chasme Baddoor)
Gusse se dekh rahi ho yah shakal hi aaisi hai (Golmaal)
Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti (Son Of Sradar )
Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai.
Bahar tumhari aunty bahut saare uncles ko lekar aayi hai (Don)
Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele (Khiladi 786)
Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai. (Welcome)
Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho (Aakashvani)
Udh udh ke maarne mein main Superman hoon ... latak latak ke maarne mein main Spiderman hoon ... dhoond dhoond ke maarne mein main Batman hoon ... aur main tumhari haddi pasli choor choor karne waala doberman hoon (Shivaji the boss)
A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple (Yaariyaan )
Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho (Anjaana Anjaani )
Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti (Mujhse Fraaandship karoge )
Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi (chasme baddoor)
Bhains Ki diwani story By ShoSaNi
Nik started :
Shanaya ek ladki Jo apne job se puk ke long long long drive pe nikalti hai
waha usse ek bhains nazar ata hai (ladka nahi huh )
uss bhains ko wo adopt karti hai n ghar le ati hai
Sampriti continued like this :
fir vo sochti hai ki vo bhains ko bolna sikhayegi then school bhejegi..
usko us bhains ko padhake likhake businessman banana tha...
usne bhains ko a for apple wala book la ke dia lekin bhains ne usko kha lia
khake bola "humma"
ladki ko MU huya ki bhains usko mumma bol raha hai toh usne khusime bhains ka naam raja rakh dia so that raja beta bol kar forehead kiss de sake
Shona's version :
phir woh apni boring job chodke bhains ki Gobar gas factory kholti hai .
bhains ko achanak ek din constipation ho gaya toh ladki usko ek doc ke pass leke gayi.
Doc was very Handsome , usko dekhke bhains ko usse pyar ho gaya .What If game answer By Nik
agr anika fati hui dress nhi pahnati to kya hota????
toh SSO phadta I mean nikalta (sorry AS control nahi hua)
agr laksh ne kavya ko nashe ki halat mein HAQ de diya hota to kya hota??
kuch nahi hota , ragini ko bhi kitne haq diye , iski family planning achchi hai
agr simar makhi na banti to kya hota?LOL
Toh baar baar swaragini ke chakkar kat rahi hoti maha epis me
Edited by Sampriti. - 8 years ago
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