Billu ke kaarnaame: The 'Guilt' Chapter

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Posted: 8 years ago
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Needed to get that out of the way first😆...I so love it when this show lives up to it's troll soul👏😆...that's where the true heart of this show lies...on TROLL PLANET😆


I was braced for a typical crying bahu pe atyachaar wala TRP episode...but oh the hidden gems I got in the form of LULZ...thank you, makers👏


1) Billu giving ek gift ke saath ek free...one to Anika, one to Tia...ek teer se do nishaane...waah Billu😆

2) The convenience with which is family ke mood change hote hain...aaj Jhanvi happy with Anika mode mein thi instead of the blissful with Tia mode she was in 2 days back...usko koi farak nahin padta kaunsi bahu mile...koi bhi chalegi...Jhanvi's all CHILL😆


3) The epi REALLY began with Sahil's entry...Billu ko double jhatkaa...one, seeing the sight of Sahil with crutches and two, CONVENIENTLY having Sahil fall right there...waise yeh baccha EK baar bhi nahin gira hai show mein😆...but Billu ko dekhte hi dono bhai/behen slip hone lagte hain😆


Shivaay ka INSTANT guilt🤣...his expression when Sahil gave him a meaningful look saying mujhe SABKE baare mein pata hai😆...Billu doing ABOUT FACE and EXITING STAGE LEFT🤣🤣


I was pretty much out of breath in the portion where he goes, "yeh maine kya kar diya"? 🤣...calls Khanna and asks him how he treated Sahil when he'd kidnapped him🤣🤣🤣...then SCOLDS Khanna for calling Sahil langdaa...then realizes two seconds later that it's all his OWN fault🤣🤣🤣...even asking the question of the moment, "What is wrong with you, Shivaay?"🤣


Jokes aside, for a moment I was struck by how removed the 1% truly are from the other 99%...Shivaay coolly got this kid kidnapped without having an iota of knowledge about him...that's how removed he is from Sahil and Anika's world...and suddenly it hits him like a ton of bricks that the kid was a real ENTITY...not some abstract pawn on a chessboard that he conveniently moved around as a power play...alas, this is too much deep ruminating for this show...back to trolling😆



4) Anika ka goodbye scene😆😆...TRP check of the day..."Main aap logon ko hi apni family maanti hoon"...Oh come ON, Anika...GAWDD😆😆...hadh hoti hai...they've treated you like an overworked and underpaid employee all along and yeh teri family ho gaye? Kahaan ud gaya tera self respect? Whatever😆...*ignoring TRP masala for my own sanity*...LOL'd at Tia cattily remarking that Anika ki goodbye speeches hi nahin khatam ho rahi😆...and finally a ray of HOPE...the return of ROBIN😛😆...Tia phir bhaagegi kya?🤣



5) OmRu + Daadi trying to guilt trip the Billu into stopping Anika from leaving...LOLL@ the return of "Tujhe farak padta hai"😆...and Rudy going in full on fav. devar mode demanding his Anika bhabhi as his one big wish from Bhaiyya😆



6) Billu ka final GUILT flip of the epi...chaar chaand lagaa diye...ek ke baad ek sixer!👏👏😆...BUSINESS justification for selling off Anika's house🤣...Profit +ROI...waah waah...Anika's flabbergasted face in response was also cracking me up for some reason 🤣...Anika's like, "Hum sadak pe rahenge kya?"🤣...Billu: "Maine aisa toh nahin kahaa"...waah Billu waah...after a person is about to have a heart attack, you coolly insert a reprieve😆..."Tum yahaan par reh sakti ho...tumhara HAQ banta hai"🤣 Please excuse me as I DIE laughing...Seriously Billu? Ab HAQ ban gaya? Kab, kahaan, kaise? Suddenly Anika ke rights appeared out of thin air? 😆...and even in the middle of her shock, Anika regained enough footing to fight about where SAHIL will live😆...that little stretch of them bickering over whether Sahil will agree to stay in this house😆.


Billu saying he wants to talk MAN TO MAN with Sahil? 🤣 Is scenario mein kaun man hai bhai? 🤣 Mujhe toh ek bhi nahin dikh raha...ek 8 saal ka baccha hai, dusra 5 saal ka😛



Precap was even more howlarious🤣🤣...Oh Billu what a FINE FINE WEB you are weaving and constantly trapping YOURSELF in😆😆...ab he is striking deals to get Sahil to stay in the house? All for a short term stay that should technically end as soon as divorce comes through? 😆...Ek toh kisi ne divorce papers sign bhi nahin kiye hain...so I expect this random procedure will take another year? Excellent😆



And W*F did he say he can't see tears in Anika's eyes? 🤣 What BULL...yeh toh kuch aur hi level ka amnesia chal raha hai Billu ko...someone check his meds😆


P.S. Forgot to mention his huffy little, "MUJHE KOI FARAK NAHIN PADTA" sign-off in the end🤣 Saare greatest hits on the aaj Billu ke🤣...way to NOT save the day, Billu...no one's buying your bull for a second...koi apna mazaak khud hi udaane mein ITNA talented kaise ho sakta hai? 👏👏😆


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Posted: 8 years ago
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Gawd!!! I was laughing so hard throughout the post. Jhanvi one was the best though 🤣🤣 kaunsi bhi chalegee .. Jhanvi all chill 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 8 years ago
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And And And

Priyanka-Ranveer scene was like another comedy. One more nafrat ki shaadi. Finally, Billu has a competitor 😆

Inspector himself breaking the law, how could you expect public to be sane? 😆


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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: asya34

Gawd!!! I was laughing so hard throughout the post. Jhanvi one was the best though 🤣🤣 kaunsi bhi chalegee .. Jhanvi all chill 🤣 🤣



Sab kuch itna random hai, one can only laugh😆...Jhanvi randomly happy ho jaati hai, randomly Tia ki side ho jaati hai...depending on the mood of the writers while writing a particular epi😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: Divine-Pearl

And And And


Priyanka-Ranveer scene was like another comedy. One more nafrat ki shaadi. Finally, Billu has a competitor 😆

Inspector himself breaking the law, how could you expect public to be sane? 😆




LOL I forwarded through most of the Prinku-ACP scenes but got some gist of him wanting to do hate shaadi with her to take badlaa? 😕😆


Gul doesn't even TRY to find another storyline, does she? 😆...abhi abhi ek hate shaadi dikhaayi, usse mann nahin bharaa, ek aur ghused di...this is a stretch even if it is to teach Shivaay a lesson when his sister is put through what he's put Anika through.


Audience can only LOL at all this😆


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Posted: 8 years ago
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AY.. Kya post hai.. 👏
Today I felt many emotions:

- Died Laughing: ShiTia ka romance - "Shivaay Baby kya surprise tha" 🤪

- Cringed: Anika... Anika.. Tu bas sanskaari mode se ab bahar Nikal.. Bahut ho gaya.. 😡 And Jhanvi tu decide kar le.. Kis team mein hai tu.. Dal badlu.. 😆

- ROFLed: Rok lo Bhai Rok lo.. Anika ko Rok lo.. Kahin Der na ho Jaye.. Kahin Der na ho Jaye...
Waise Yeh Wohi OmRu & Dadi hai jihone shaadi ke pehle toh kuch nahi kahan.. Ab sixer pe sixer maar rahe hai.. 😡

- Kept repeating Billu Billu Billu(with the Indian head shake) - Kis alternate reality mein rehta hai, kya logic lagata hai, kya root-cause analysis karta hai, kya solution nikalta hai.. kya sochta hai.. Iska Dimaag toh Muesuem mein rakhna chaiye..🤣.😆🤣

- Wanted to bang my head - 'Guilty - Mein Aisa Kyoon Ho" Scene - This Guilt should have made me feel for Shivaay but I could only see Mr. Billu and it was very funny.. 🤣
Security wale kitne acha hai - Bus pickup kiya, car mein ghoomaya and chocolate khilaya 😕...

Q: Agar Sahil special needs wala nahi hota, toh isko guilty feel nahi hota.. Why was that Sahil fall scene needed? SSO should have reacted the moment he saw the kid(shaadi ke next day hi).. What rubbish is this?? 😭😭😭 Karo Karo SSO ke character ko aur barbaad karo.. 🥺
And Aaj FB ki zaroorat thi.. Woh Boom wala FB... 😆

Anyways, I actually was 🤣 🤣 the whole scene - when SSO was hitting the wall with his hand (I'm waiting for the day when he bangs his head), when he called Khanna , when he was talking to himself...Waise Aaj toh 4-5 iPhones break hone chaiye the 😆 but Billu did not break anything Tch Tch.. Not Good 😆

- Was finally happy 😆 when I saw the last 5 mins
When Billu just lost all rhyme and reason...Come On... 😲 Profit-Loss-Deal-Investment-Return: MBA ka crash course for Anika.. 👏

Ab ghar sell kar diya to toh sadak mein hi jayegi na Anika.. SSO: "Meine aisa toh nahi kahan" .. Tum jo kehte ho na mujhe.. Na Anika .. Na tumhe samjh aata hai.. Mere Pyaare Billu..

When he said Haq.. Anika ko ek chamaat deni chaiye thi iss Billu ko and bolna chaiye the.. Haq de rahe ho na - Ab SSO ki half property ab ASSO ki hai 😆

Aur kya Tu-Tu-Mein-Mein Sahil ko lekar.. 😆
Anika: "Sahil nahi manega.."
SSO(in his head): "Ohh Ohh Finally...A conversation.. I understand.. Anika is challenging me.. Challenge accepted!!"
When Anika started using Sahil as an excuse.. Look at SSO's face - Kya smirk thi 😆.. He was like.. Aee... Phaasi..
Me to Anika: "Anika Tu kyon itni achi hai.. Itna jaldi kyon maan gayi.. 😆.. Chalo koi na.. Tum Tulsi iss OM ke Angaan ki.. Tumhe toh Rehna hi hai yahan 😆."

- Am pretty excited about the precap.. I knew yeh Billu jaldi "pata lega" iss Sahil ko.. Sarwagun Sampan Heera jo hai yeh 😆 but what is with the GodFather like set-up 😆..

AY:
No special tipni about the PriVeer scene - Shivaay ke guilt ki next journey 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: AreYaar

🤣

Needed to get that out of the way first😆...I so love it when this show lives up to it's troll soul👏😆...that's where the true heart of this show lies...on TROLL PLANET😆

3) The epi REALLY began with Sahil's entry...Billu ko double jhatkaa...one, seeing the sight of Sahil with crutches and two, CONVENIENTLY having Sahil fall right there...waise yeh baccha EK baar bhi nahin gira hai show mein😆...but Billu ko dekhte hi dono bhai/behen slip hone lagte hain😆


Shivaay ka INSTANT guilt🤣...his expression when Sahil gave him a meaningful look saying mujhe SABKE baare mein pata hai😆...Billu doing ABOUT FACE and EXITING STAGE LEFT🤣🤣


I was pretty much out of breath in the portion where he goes, "yeh maine kya kar diya"? 🤣...calls Khanna and asks him how he treated Sahil when he'd kidnapped him🤣🤣🤣...then SCOLDS Khanna for calling Sahil langdaa...then realizes two seconds later that it's all his OWN fault🤣🤣🤣...even asking the question of the moment, "What is wrong with you, Shivaay?"🤣


Jokes aside, for a moment I was struck by how removed the 1% truly are from the other 99%...Shivaay coolly got this kid kidnapped without having an iota of knowledge about him...that's how removed he is from Sahil and Anika's world...and suddenly it hits him like a ton of bricks that the kid was a real ENTITY...not some abstract pawn on a chessboard that he conveniently moved around as a power play...alas, this is too much deep ruminating for this show...back to trolling😆



6) Billu ka final GUILT flip of the epi...chaar chaand lagaa diye...ek ke baad ek sixer!👏👏😆...BUSINESS justification for selling off Anika's house🤣...Profit +ROI...waah waah...Anika's flabbergasted face in response was also cracking me up for some reason 🤣...Anika's like, "Hum sadak pe rahenge kya?"🤣...Billu: "Maine aisa toh nahin kahaa"...waah Billu waah...after a person is about to have a heart attack, you coolly insert a reprieve😆..."Tum yahaan par reh sakti ho...tumhara HAQ banta hai"🤣 Please excuse me as I DIE laughing...Seriously Billu? Ab HAQ ban gaya? Kab, kahaan, kaise? Suddenly Anika ke rights appeared out of thin air? 😆...and even in the middle of her shock, Anika regained enough footing to fight about where SAHIL will live😆...that little stretch of them bickering over whether Sahil will agree to stay in this house😆.


Billu saying he wants to talk MAN TO MAN with Sahil? 🤣 Is scenario mein kaun man hai bhai? 🤣 Mujhe toh ek bhi nahin dikh raha...ek 8 saal ka baccha hai, dusra 5 saal ka😛



@bold This is soo true.. "To the power of Tiffany" 😆

I sometimes wonder if the same team is writing 'Jo Bhejti Thi Dua' scenes and this redemption tracks.. 😳

Re: Guilty Shivaay..
If this is how the whole redemption track(whatever that means 😆) is going to be, then please God save me.. I'll die laughing and crying.. Laugh & cry because of the LULz.. But also cry because Damn I was so so wrong.. "Dhokebaaz Gul" - I was expecting an epic love story.. 😳..
Edited by blackorwhite - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: blackorwhite

AY.. Kya post hai.. 👏 Thank you, BW...Billu is my enduring LULZ inspiration🤣
Today I felt many emotions:


- Kept repeating Billu Billu Billu(with the Indian head shake) - Kis alternate reality mein rehta hai, kya logic lagata hai, kya root-cause analysis karta hai, kya solution nikalta hai.. kya sochta hai.. Iska Dimaag toh Muesuem mein rakhna chaiye..🤣.😆🤣 Museum bhi is (non)brain ko REJECT kar dega😆

- Wanted to bang my head - 'Guilty - Mein Aisa Kyoon Ho" Scene - This Guilt should have made me feel for Shivaay but I could only see Mr. Billu and it was very funny.. 🤣 I had a feeling I'm going to laugh whenever they show his guilt...I just hadn't thought they'd make it THIS comical😆😆

Security wale kitne acha hai - Bus pickup kiya, car mein ghoomaya and chocolate khilaya 😕...

Q: Agar Sahil special needs wala nahi hota, toh isko guilty feel nahi hota.. Why was that Sahil fall scene needed? SSO should have reacted the moment he saw the kid(shaadi ke next day hi).. What rubbish is this?? 😭😭😭 Karo Karo SSO ke character ko aur barbaad karo.. 🥺
And Aaj FB ki zaroorat thi.. Woh Boom wala FB... 😆 Bang on...I was waiting for this FB...lol but editors as usual didn't oblige...koi baat nahin...Sahil is going to be in OM only...koi na koi mauke pe chipkaa denge BOOM wala guilt phir se😆

Re: your question...LOL you were expecting this to be handled sensitively like that? Sahil was a mere abstract concept to Billu until today😆...aaj per convenience, KHULAASA kar diya and suddenly Billu realized ki Sahil INSAAN hai...woh bhi chhota baccha😆

Anyways, I actually was 🤣 🤣 the whole scene - when SSO was hitting the wall with his hand (I'm waiting for the day when he bangs his head), when he called Khanna , when he was talking to himself...Waise Aaj toh 4-5 iPhones break hone chaiye the 😆 but Billu did not break anything Tch Tch.. Not Good 😆 @bold: Me too...kya visual hoga😆😆...waise I just die laughing each time he smacks his hand on the wall too...last time he did it during the Daksh MU wala scene and then also I LOL'ed so much😆

- Was finally happy 😆 when I saw the last 5 mins
When Billu just lost all rhyme and reason...Come On... 😲 Profit-Loss-Deal-Investment-Return: MBA ka crash course for Anika.. 👏 This implies ki Billu ke paas kabhi rhyme or reason tha...come on, man...Billu toh gone case hai😆



When he said Haq.. Anika ko ek chamaat deni chaiye thi iss Billu ko and bolna chaiye the.. Haq de rahe ho na - Ab SSO ki half property ab ASSO ki hai 😆 Ditto😆...I guess Anika is going to smarten up soon enough and now use the HAQ he's handed her to bajaao his band😆😆


Aur kya Tu-Tu-Mein-Mein Sahil ko lekar.. 😆
Anika: "Sahil nahi manega.."
SSO(in his head): "Ohh Ohh Finally...A conversation.. I understand.. Anika is challenging me.. Challenge accepted!!"
When Anika started using Sahil as an excuse.. Look at SSO's face - Kya smirk thi 😆.. He was like.. Aee... Phaasi.. LMAO love how you described this🤣...he comes ALIVE na when she challenges him...ITNA khush hota hai matlab😆


Me to Anika: "Anika Tu kyon itni achi hai.. Itna jaldi kyon maan gayi.. 😆.. Chalo koi na.. Tum Tulsi iss OM ke Angaan ki.. Tumhe toh Rehna hi hai yahan 😆." Arey uska dimaag bhi short circuit karaa diya aaj ke epi mein for storyline convenience...oh well, I'm gonna just wait for when she bajaaoes Billu ki band...

- Am pretty excited about the precap.. I knew yeh Billu jaldi "pata lega" iss Sahil ko.. Sarwagun Sampan Heera jo hai yeh 😆 but what is with the GodFather like set-up 😆.. LOL Sahil kaunsa koi bahut badaa roadblock hone wala tha Billu ke liye...usko bhi contrivance ke liye use karte hain...baccha has NO reaction to his sister being suddenly married to SSO😆...ultaa shartein rakh raha hai Billu ke saamne...sab random, just go along with the flow, man😆...enjoy the LULZ😆...Godfather setup adds to the "man to man" LULZ set up😆

Mere liye toh sabse badi comedy was Billu saying with a straight face, "Main bhi Anika ki aakhon mein aansoo nahin dikh sakta"...matlab KUCH BHI...kahin se bhi...sudden jump back to ADMITTING use Anika ki fikar hai? 😕😆...whatever.

AY:
No special tipni about the PriVeer scene - Shivaay ke guilt ki next journey 😆 My brain checks out during PriVeer ke scenes, sorry😆...only thing I randomly went W*F over was ACP suddenly wearing half sleeves jacket? 😆 Suspenders kahaan gaye?😆...yeh track bhi LULZ hone wala hai Shivaay ki reactions ke liye...expect more hand hitting wall...baaki toh kuch hota bhi nahin Billu se😆

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Posted: 8 years ago
#9

Originally posted by: blackorwhite



@bold This is soo true.. "To the power of Tiffany" 😆 Awww one of my fav. Anika-isms...😆

I sometimes wonder if the same team is writing 'Jo Bhejti Thi Dua' scenes and this redemption tracks.. 😳 Bilkul same hai, bhai...mujhe koi doubt nahin hai😆...this isn't the first time they've written a trollfest epi😆

Re: Guilty Shivaay..
If this is how the whole redemption track(whatever that means 😆) is going to be, then please God save me.. I'll die laughing and crying.. Laugh & cry because of the LULz.. But also cry because Damn I was so so wrong.. "Dhokebaaz Gul" - I was expecting an epic love story.. 😳.. Arey EPIC toh ab bhi hai, man...who says it can't be an EPIC COMEDY love story?😛😆...J/K...as always, is show ko episode by episode dekhna chahiye...they will randomly give poignant scenes after some epis again, dekh lena😆...aise hi chalta hai inka.



I think they struggled with how to keep Anika back in the house and in the process Billu ka non-existent brain became a bigger scapegoat than usual...😆...It's quite lulzy but I can still take LULZ more than them showing cheapster antics of Daksh types😆


Waise hilarious how Daksh wala MU Billu ke dimaag se FURR ho gaya in his need to atone for his guilt over Sahil...aaraam se bhai-behen ko apne ghar mein jamaa liya...bhool gaya what opinion he has of Anika cuz of that MU? 😆...I guess too much info for Billu's brain to process in one go😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
#10
That Anika goodbye maafi seemed to be lifted straight out of the DDLJ climax scene the only difference being the audience reaction of What_the here rather than the Haayee 😆


And now the ACP wades in with a threatened forced marriage! Shayad makers ne socha hai ki sabun hai, toh rinse and repeat karte jaaon ... karte jaaon ... karte jaanon ...

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