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2 heart touching stories. daughters are always princess of their father.

On the first day of their Marriage

On the first day of their marriage, wife and husband decided and agreed not to open the door for anyone!

On that day first, husband's parents came to see them, they were behind the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other, husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agreement he did not open the door, so his parents left.

After a while the same day , wife's parents came , wife and the husband looked at each other and even though they had an agreement , wife with tears on her eyes whispered , I can't do this to my parents , and she opened the door.

Husband did not say anything, years passed and they had 4 boys and the fifth child was a girl. The father, planned a very big party for the new born baby girl, and he invited everyone over. Later that night his wife asked him what was the reason for such a big celebration for this baby while we did not do it for the others!

The Husband simply replied, because she is the one who will open the door for me!

Husband Wife Marriage Life Humor

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

You disrespectful pig!' she cried. How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!'

And Paddy (for it was he) replied, Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And Paddy began Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for y ou last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.


I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair.'

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued She was very grateful for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

NAUGHTY JOKE :P

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.

Father : That's great son. Who is she?

Son : It's Sandra, the neighbours daughter.

Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :

Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

Father : That's great son. Who is she?

Son : It's Angela, the other neighbours daughter.

Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.

Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn't your Father..!!