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John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he

had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

John

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me.

If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the

rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

"Never mind. I found one."

Originally posted by: shanky1

John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he

had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

John

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me.

If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the

rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

"Never mind. I found one."

After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

stamp

Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.



Indian Government ordered CBI to investigate the matter. CBI checked out at several post offices, and then reported to the Government Officials that:

"The stamp is really world class. The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp."

Originally posted by: shanky1

After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

stamp

Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.



Indian Government ordered CBI to investigate the matter. CBI checked out at several post offices, and then reported to the Government Officials that:

"The stamp is really world class. The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp."

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