
Credit goes to Dunyasha
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This was supposed to be OS but I couldn't complete it.. Sorry!! But promise I will complete it..
Dedicating this to SRKSIMRAN..
IIk Kudi..
Balraj Singh was a Proud landowner and the most Richest Money Lender whose Name was only makes everyone shiver in fear. It was said that his forefathers were attached to the court of great Punjab Rulers and Balraj was the proud of the generation of his ancestors. He can sacrifice anything for their Position they Possess.
Today, Madhubala his Granddaughter was going to get Married to his Old friend's Grandson Rajbeer. Whole Haveli was beautifully decorated. Balraj Proudly walks everywhere and talks with his friends.
"Hey! You idiot. Put some Garlands there!" Shamsher shouts irritated seeing decorations.
"Papaji everything is perfect. You don't worry." Mukund Says with a smile.
"You know na your Dadaji.. He will cut my neck if he saw anything imperfect. And why are you roaming here do some work." Shamsher tells him.
"Shahebji! The Groom is missing." One man came running and whisper in Balraj ears. Balraj looks him shock and grip his stick tightly.
"Suniyejiii..." Padmini came running.
"Padmini! Don't irritate me.. Papaji is saying Groom ran away." Shamsheer says angrily.
" Arree Lado Is missing." Padmini tells Shamsheer breathing heavily. "And!" Padmini tries to say but stops.
"And?" Balraj ask shocked coming closer to them.
"And.. Groom Rajbeer is tied in her room." Padmini tells them.
"Lado!!!!!" Balraj shouts furiously throwing his Stick.
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"Oyee.. Teri.." Madhubala Dressed in bridal attire furiously throws her High heels sandals away and walks on a dark deserted road. "Walk fast.. Otherwise Your family will find you Madhubala.." Madhu mutters to herself and run fast.
"Bittuji, what the hell is this? It has been past an hour but still we didn't reached the shooting Location yet?" Rk ask angrily.
"Chief.. Urmm.. I think.. We are lost.." Bittuji tells him cheekily. Rk angrily glare him.
"Ahh.. Oyiii.. No taxi, No Auto, No cars? Hell did everyone died today!!" Madhu shouts angrily. "I can't walk anymore.." Madhu says tiredly and sit on a stone outside the entrance of Graveyard. "Bhoot Aya.. Aya Mere Rabha.. Bhoot ayaa.." Madhu sings not knowing what to do.
"Bittuji There Is some girl sitting. We can ask her." Rk says spotting a girl sitting. Bittuji nods and Ask driver to stop the car.
"Urmm.. Chief.. She is dressed like a Bride?" Bittuji says confused tries to see girl sitting in dark.
"Oji! Thank you Babaji! I can get lift now.." Madhu jumps like a kid and waves them happily not knowing she is waving to Superstar Rk.
"Hi! I am Madhuba..." Madhu suddenly loses her balance and tripped hitting a small but before she could reach the ground, a pair of hand grip her tightly. "Abee.. Teri Maa Ki..." Madhu mutters shocked.
"What!!" Rk ask her Shocked.
"Nothing.. You are Rk. Right." Madhu ask him.
"Yup.. Urmm.. But you?? Runway from marriage.." Rk guesses seeing her appearance.
"Yo! I don't want to marry.." Madhu tells him disinterestedly.
"This is not a safe place.. What if something happens to you." Rk ask her with concern.
"Abee.. I am a Punjabi.. Sher Hu me Sher (I am Lion.) Hath thod Dugi jisne mera Hath touch bhi kiya to (I will Broke His hand who will even touch my hand..)" Madhu says furiously.
"Chief she is a bomb.. See she is sitting outside Graveyard.." Bittuji whispers in Rk's ear.
"Oji.. Now can you please drop me to Railway station.. Please!"
"But.. Your family.."
"You don't know my family... See I don't want to sit in house and bear three and four childrens and take care of them.. I want to enjoy my life.." Madhu says.
"Chief.. Our.." Bittuji whispers from behind.
"Yeah.. Yeah.. But first we will drop her to railway station. Then we will see.." Rk replied. He can't let any girl to stay in Middle of night and that too Outside Graveyard.
"Oji. Thankyou huh.." Madhu Smiles but again loses her balance. Rk hurriedly hold her waist tightly. "Oji.. This ghagra.." Madhu replies uncomfortably.
Suddenly a car appears in its full speed and stops infront of them. Door opens and Balraj Comes with Gun in his hand. "Dadaji!!!" Madhu whispers worriedly and quickly Stand in her feet.
"Lado!!! What is this!" Balraj roars loudly.
"Chief let's go." Bittuji says in fear.
"Bittuji we can't leave her. what if they do something to her." Rk replies.
"You are running away with your lover?" Balraj ask angrily.
"Oyee.. Dadaji don't you dare. I am not a idiot nor I am a coward who will run away like this." Madhu shouts furiously.
"Lado.. Now come.. Don't waste anymore time.." Balraj says gripping Madhu hands tightly.
"You can't take her. She is a adult. She can take decisions of her life." Rk says and stops Balraj.
"And Birju Take this two mens with us Too." Balraj says looking them murderously.
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"Lado!!!" Padmini cries more spotting Madhu.
"Oji.. Please don't start your Crying drama." Madhu says putting hands on her hips. "And you Ullu ke Patha (Idiot) Didn't I told you not to Scream.. But you.." Madhu shouts tightening her fist.
"Sorry.. Please don't beat me.." Rajbeer cries.
"You don't waste anymore Time.. And jamaiji sorry because of my granddaughter you faced so much.. But please don't break this marriage.. Guests are waiting.. Your know na our Respect will..."
"We can't marry each other.." Madhu says coming closer to rajbeer.
"Why?" Balraj ask frowning.
"Because of this.." Madhu says and take Rajbeer hand and Shows him Rakhi (A thread bind to Brothers by there Sisters.)
"What the hell is this.." Shamsheer ask furiously. Rk and Bittuji shares a look seeing this unique family drama.
"Backup.." Madhu replies Smirking. "I thought If i get caught by you all then what will I do.. So I thought to Kidnap him.. And then I bind this Rakhi... Now Dadaji.. I can't marry him.." Madhu laughs loudly.
"Lado!!!!" Balraj shouts and points his gun toward Madhu.
"What are you doing.. Stop this." Rk shouts and hold gun tightly.
"Oh Teri!! Wah Dadaji.. Very good.. Anger young men." Madhu started clapping happily.
"Rk sir.. After this will you please sign me an autograph.." Rajbeer ask.
"Sure.. Will do."
"Hey.. Me too.." Mukund says excitedly.
"He is Rk. Haina?" Padmini ask shocked.
"This is all your fault.." Bittuji whispers angrily. "I don't want to die soon.."
"Stop irritating me.. This is all my fault.." Balraj says angrily throwing his gun..
"Yo!!"
"No! I can't lose my dignity.. My respect.. Today is Lado's marriage and she will marry.. Lado! You are going... to marry him.." Balraj shouts pointing At Rk.
"What!!!!!" Everyone present in Room shouts.
"No.. What.. No.. No.. No.." Rk shouts and before he could run out everyone hold him tight and Points Gun on him and bittuji.
"No!" Madhu shouts furiously.
Rk and Madhu stood there Motionless as everyone bless them. Rk was dressed in Shervani with A big Sehra to hide his face.
"May you have a Great married life.." Balraj blesses with fake smile on his face.
"Dadaji!!!" Madhu fumes Balraj and hugs him tight.
"Run.. Run.." Bittuji whispers Rk.
"Huh?"
"Run? Why?.. We are married now.. Before we can but now we can't they will kill us.." Rk says.
"Abbee Gadhe (Donkey)..." Madhu fumes furiously seeing bittuji idiotness.
"My family will kill you.. But if you want you can go and die.." Madhu says.
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"Shit.. Gayi Bhess Panni me (Buffalo went into water.)" Madhu mourns and throws her earing furiously toward Bittuji who was sitting on Front seat.
"Shit.. My life is hell.. I am married to a girl who don't know how to speak decently.." Rk mutters placing his palm on his face.
"Chief." Bittuji cries turning back to see his chief. Madhu too cries hugging herself.
"My Life.." Rk and Madhu cries loudly.
"This is all because of you.. UWHB!!!!" Madhu shouts pulling Rk's coler.
"UWBH?" Rk ask curiously.
"Unwanted Hus-BAND.." Madhu replies folding her hands.
"For your kind information.. I am superstar Rk! Girls die for my one smile.. And you are crying.." Rk replies angrily.
"Oyee.. am not included.. I am not your fan.. I am fan of myself." Madhu tells him attitudly.
"Whatever.."
"Oyee.. Kittuji and You.. See our Marriage is not Registered so there is no prof that we are married.." Madhu tells them happily.
"Heyy.. My Name Bittu.. Not kittu.. But anyway .. Good idea.." Bittuji says.
"No.. This is not correct.. We can't do this.. We will register our marriage and then we will divorce each other.." Rk replies and got three angry glares from Bittuji, Madhu and Mangesh.
"Abee.. Pagal hai? (Are you Mad)" Madhu says furiously. "Oji.. Where I am struck... Babaji!!"
"I am hungry." Madhu mourns leaning on Seat.
"Bittuji.. Cancel shots here.. We will go Mumbai.."
"Heyy.. Stop there.. Dhaba!!" Madhu shouts spotting A dhabha.
"Unhygienic.."
"Shutup!"
"Bittuji bring something for h..." Before rk could compete Madhu ran out in full speed and sit on bench.
"Chief there is are few peoples and there is little light you can come out.." Bittuji tells him.
"Four Aloo Parathas!" Madhu shouts. Rk and Bittuji again shares a weird look.
"Ayee Hayee.. Abee.. Item" One men whispers to other looking at Madhu's exposed Stomach. Sensing someone staring, Madhu looks toward them. One of them Winks Madhu and one pretends to kiss and they all laughs.
Madhu smiles and stand infront of them. "Abee.. Kutte ke Pillo (Puppies), Buffalos, Pigs.. Tumhari Bapp Ki XYZ.. Tumhare Bhai Ki XYZ .. Daat tod dugi tumhare (Will broke your teeths).. Saalo.. Aankeh Phod dungi (Will broke your eyes) Tharee Muh Me Sap.. (Snake in your Mouth).." Madhu slapes all four hard.
"What the hell is this.. How dare you.." Rk shouts and Kicks one hard.
"Abee.. Let me do it.." Madhu says and kicks all three on There Private parts. She picks up one bottle and breaks it and showed them.
"Sorry Didi.. Sorry!"
Next day.
"No what you will tell everyone about me?" Madhu ask curiously.
"You are My Old friend who came Back from America.." Rk replies entering his Mansion.
"Jhot bole Kowa Kate.. (Crows bite who lies).." Madhu sings and laughs.
"Rishu, who is She?" Radha ask curiously seeing a girl with her son.
"Oji.. Namaste.. I am Madhubala. Your Rishu's old friend." Madhu tells her smiling and Punch Rk's stomach .
"You didn't told me about her?" Radha ask caressing Madhu's Face.
"Oji.. Even he don't know that.." Madhu laughs loudly.
"That she is here in Mumbai.." Rk completes her and quickly drag her upstairs.
"This is your Room. Whatever you want tell Patil. He will be available to you 24*7." Rk explains her.
"Oji.. Sun (Listen) See.. I.. Don't want to be burden on anyone.. I will work for you.." Madhu tells him. "Madhubala will not live like a charity case." Madhu says attitudly.
"You want to work.. Umm.. Lets see.." Rk thought and walks out.
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"Chief!!!"
"Bittuji! Stop jumping like a kid.." Rk says looking in his script.
"Chief.. Divorce can only happen after 6 months.." Bittuji tells him sadly.
"Mottuji!" Madhu appears from nowhere.
"Stop calling me that my name is bittu.." Bittuji replies furiously. "I don't like her." Bittuji announced angrily.
"Same here.."
"Oh Teri! 6 months.. How will I tolerate you.. God!" Madhu mourns and falls on couch.
"And yeah I forget to tell you.. If you want you can work as my Personal Secretary.." Rk tells her.
"Secretary? Urmm.. I can meet Salman, Ranveer Kapoor and Abhitabh Bachan?" Madhu ask excitedly.
"Yes.. For your kind information.. Salman sir is shooting next to Chief's shooting location." Bittuji says.
"Oh Teri!! Then I am your new Secretary." Madhu replies.
"Ahh.. What is this? For animals?" Madhu ask seeing food. "No Paratha, No Ghee??" Madhu ask shocked.
"Aree.. Beta sorry.. I didn't know what you.. I thought you will also eat like otherwise I would have made something for you.. Wait I will make.." Radha says getting up from table.
"Oji.. Today I will manage.. But tomorrow I want to something special made by you.." Madhu holds her hand.
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"So this is a Shooting..." Madhu says examining the place curiously.
"Come.." Rk says entering inside.
"Sir Your Heroine is ready." Director tells Rk.
"She is your heroine or they brought A Skeleton from biology lab." Madhu comments from behind making bittuji laugh.
"Kadi Has bhi liya Karo. (Sometimes you should smile.)" Madhu whispers tapping his shoulders. Rk shakes his head and signals to start shoot.
"Rk." Madhu turns and find a girl standing.
"Hanji?" Madhu ask stoping her to walk toward rk.
"Who are you?" Dipali ask curiously.
"I am his Secretary.. Without my permission no one can meet him." Madhu replies attitudly.
"How dare you." Dipali fumes.
"Abee.. Chup (Shutup)" Madhu shouts.
"Dipali." Rk says coming closer to them.
"Rk.. See.. Your crew member is insulting me... " Dipali says furiously.
"Dipali.. She is my Secretary..she don't know you are my Girlfriend.."
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