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Here are some some cool doctor-doctor jokes. Hope u like them!
| Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! |
| Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday? |
| Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite! |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch! |
| Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it! |
| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. |
| Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach. |
| Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers! |
| Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! |
| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger! |
Anupamaa
