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In today's episode, jab budhi Rageshwari k saath baat kar rahi hoti hai aur budhi ko achanak khyaal aata hai k shaid Savitri hi Gayatri hai toh wo phir Savitri k kamray main jaati hai aur usay kehti hai keh uskay masalay wala doodh peena hai aur iss bahanay wo uskay kamray main ki talaashi laiti hai aur phir budhi ko kuch nahi milta aur wo wahan se chali jaati hai aur Gayatri apna chaandi ka jhumka dhoonti reh jaati hai toh I was like "Gayatri pleeease tumhain nahi paaata k isay tum pe shuk hogaya hai keh tum hi Gayatri ho, wo sirf bahanay se tumharay kamray main i thi saboot dhoondnay k liye jisay confirm hojaay k tum hi Gayatri ho aur shukar hai usay kuch mila nahi warna budhi jis tarha tumhari dhoondnay main madad kar rahi thi lag raha tha keh aaj toh kuch saali ko mila hi mila likin kuch nahi mila, acha hai jo tumnay Gayatri ki koi nishaani apnay saath iss kamray main nahi rakhi warna aaj shaid pakri jaati...!!!"
Phir jab budhi wapas aati hai aur Rageshwari ko neendh ajaati hai aur wo sonay chali jaati hai likin budhi phir bhi Gayatri ko dhoondnay k khyaaloon main hoti hai aur kehti hai k yeh toh confirm hai k wo zinda hai likin kahan hai aur kaisay ajaati hai mehel main yeh budhi ko pta karna hai aur yeh bhi k kaun uski madad kar raha hai toh I was like "Aaarrrggghhh budhiii tu kyun zehen lagaati hai apna kyyunnn? Thakti nahi tu kia? Bas bhi karrr abh kitna aur sochay gi...?!?!?!! Bas karrr...!!!Shit agar isay pta chal gaya k Lakhan uska saath day raha tha toh pta nahi kia hoga???!?"
Phir aata hai Gayatri aur Lakhan wala scene, jab Lakhan ghussay se ubbal raha hota hai keh Kunwarji nay Swarna ko kahin ghaib kardiya hai aur Gayatri kehti hai keh nahi wo jahan bhi hogi sahi hi hogi likin Lakhan phir bhi apni baat pe tikaa rehta hai aur kehta hai keh unho nay hi kuch kiya hai aur phir Gayatri usko relax karti hai keh tum relax hojaaao uskay ek tareeqa pta hai jisay unko pta chal jaay ga k Swarna kahan pe hai aur phir jab sub dining table pe hotay aur Gayatri chupkay se Swarna ki Maa ki awaaz nikaal kar Kunwarji se baat karti hai aur Lakhan sub sunn raha hota hai aur phir wo Kunwarji kehtay hain keh wo iss waqt doctor k paas hai toh jaisay hi wo theek hogi wo usay apnay ghar bhej dain gain aur phir jab Gayatri aur Lakhan dobara kamray main aatay hain aur Lakhan kehta hai keh Kunwarji jhoot bol rahay hain unho nay such main Swarna ko kahin ghaib kardiya hai aur phir Gayatri kehti hai k uska dil kehta hai keh Swarna jahan bhi hai safe hai aur tum pleeease usay thori space do toh dekhna wo jald hi wapas ajaay gi toh I was like "Lakhan Gayatri sahi keh rahi hai Swarna ko thora time do, thori space do, likin Gayatri tum Swarna k case ko itna lenient bhi matt lo kyunkay dekha jaay toh Lakhan bhi ek tarha se sahi keh raha hai uss Kunwarji pe bharoosa nahi kiya ja sakta kyunkay kia pta unho nay such main Swarna k saath kuch bura kiya ho kyunkay jab Swarna ki Maa ka suna tha subnay table pe toh Coca Cola jo haalat tight hoi thi wo dekhnay laaiq thi, Gayatri kahin aisa na ho k such main Kunwarji nay bechari Swarna k saath kuch kardiya ho...Pleeease kuch karo...Iss baat ko halka matt laina...Lakhan ko toh tumnay shaant kardiya hai likin main tumhain recommend karoon gi keh ek baar tum khud se kisi tarha chupkay se Swarna ka pta karwaoo toh acha hoga...!!!"ššš
Phir aata hai budhi, RaGa aur Rageshwari wala scene, jab budhi Ranaji ko kehti hai keh aajkal toh aapko humari zarorat hi nahi aur phir wo kehtay hain keh aajkal unho kaafi sakoon milta hai jabse wo yoga karnay lagay hain aur yeh sunnn kar budhi ko aag lagti hai tab hi jab Rageshwari medicine lay k aati hai aur Savitri bhi saath aati hai toh wo uskay haath se phirse medicine gira daiti hai aur phir jab Rageshwari Savitri pe bharakhti hai toh Ranaji Savitri ki side laitay hain aur yeh budhi ko strange lagta hai k wo ek naukar ka saath kyun day rahay hain aur phir jab budhi kehti hai keh Rageshwari nay aapki itni seva ki hai toh uska zara khyaal rakha kijiye tab hi Gayatri aajaati hai bucket aur paani lay kar aur usay zameen saaf karnay lagti hai aur uska har step budhi note kar rahi hoti hai aur keh kisi tarha iski kaalak utray aur usay suchaai ka pta chal jaay likin Gayatri kisi tarha budhi ko dodge kardaiti hai aur budhi kamray se nikal jaati hai toh I was like "Budhi teri ankhain main dekh rahi hoon abh kuch zada hi Savitri pe hain...Bahut ghoor rahi ho isay...Aur Gayatri pleeease she is not at all an innocent lady...She's a wicked and a cruel woman, jo k bilkul bhi bharoosay k laaiq nahi...UNKO nahi Gayatri jab tumhain unka pta chalay ga toh tumhara kia reaction hoga yeh toh God hi jaanay...Hayy hayyy Gayatri pleeease tumhain iss budhi pe bhi shak rakhna chayeee kyunkay yeh bari tairhi cheez hai, itni asaani se seedhi nahi hogi jab tak tum isay seedha nahi kardaiiti aur abh agar isay pta lag gaya k tum hi Gayatri ho toh subah shaam fevicol ki tarha tumse chipki rahay gi...Dayhaan rahay abh tum isko halka mat laina kyunkay jab bhi budhi ek kadam uthaay gi toh samaj laina k wo tumharay hi khilaaf uth raha hai...!!! So be careful Gayatri...!!!"š³š³š³
Phir aata hai budhi aur Gayatri ki picture wala scene, jab budhi Gayatri ki picture ko lay kar uspe koyla laganay lagti hai toh phir Rageshwari beech main ajaati hai likin dekh nahi paati keh budhi kia kar rahi hai aur usay kuch shak bhi ni hota aur phir wo yeh kehtay hoy chali jaati hai keh usnay kaafi din se koi new jewellery aur kapray nahi liye aur phir budhi dobara uski picture ko koyla laganay main busy hojaati hai aur jab poori picture ko laga daiti hai tab usay yaqeen hojaata hai k Savitri hi Gayatri hai toh I was like "Aye hayyy yeh aaj tu nay itna zada kyun zehen laga liya budhi...Kaash yeh zara Ameerkot main lagaya hota toh kia pta log aaj teri thori izat kartay aur kia pta teray aur teray baitay k paas hi taaj hota likin nahi tu lagi rahi inn bakwaas kamoon main tab hi tujhe kuch nahi milta saali budhiii...Abh agar iss baar tu nay Gayatri ko chout pohanchaaiii na toh tu gai budhi tu gai gai gai...Aisa pitnay wali hai k record break hojaay ga...Kyunkay abh paani sir se bahut upper chala gaya hai CVs...Budhi k pehlay pta chal gaya chalo theek bardaasht karliya kisi tarha likin agar iskay bawajood usnay Gayatri ko nuqsaan pohchaanay ki dobara koshish ki na CVs toh phir tum logoon ki baari hogi pitnay ki kyunkay bas bahut huaaa...Abh kisi tarha Gayatri ko bta bhi do k budhi corrupt hai...!!! Pta nahi kia faaltu main latka k rakha hai...!!!"
Phir aata hai Ranaji aur Rageshwari wala scene, jab Rageshwari se Ranaji maafi maang rahay hotay hain toh wo aur over honay lag jaati hai aur unkay phir kareeb aanay ki koshish karti hai likin Ranaji phir bhi usay khichay hoy hi rehtay hain aur apnay dil main kehtay hain keh isnay toh humain aaj main jeenay ki salha di likin humain iss aaj main jeena toh mushkil lag raha hai toh I was like "Mushkil toh lagay ga na Ranaji jab 24/7 yeh churail aapkay nazroon k saamnay rahay gi toh koi bhi normal insaan pagal hi hojaay ga...Kyunkay yeh Rageshwari normal nahi hai kuch aur hi hai...Samjhiyee apnay bhai ki bigri hoi version hai...Bas uski tarha phatti hoi nahi hai likin kum bhi nahi baaki cheezoon main...Aap isko choryeee aur apni Savitri aka Gayatri pe focus kijiye, dekhiye ga zindagi apnay aap hi aapko kitni khoobsurat lagti hai...!!!"ššš
Aur akhir main aata hai budhi ki bakwaas bangle ki nautanki wala scene, jab budhi kehti hai keh yeh Gayatri ka bangle usay mila hai aur uss dauran Gayatri Ranaji ko head massage day rahi hoti hai aur phir Ranaji kehtay hain keh aapnay jo karna hai kijiye BRM aur budhi pehlay Rageshwari ko kehti hai k wo rakh lay likin wo nahi maanti phir wo Savitri ko day daiti hai keh tum nay aaj tak Ranaji k liye jo kuch bhi kiya samjho uskay liye yeh day rahi hoon likin wo laiti nahi hai tab hi Ranaji khud uth kar usay daitay hain aur wo hairaan reh jaati hai aur budhi end main ghorr rahi hoti hai toh I was like "Kia pta kia karna chahti hai tu budhi?!?! Kyun Gayatri k emotions ko test karnay ki koshish kar rahi hai tu? Hain?!!? Aaj toh chalo ek bahanay Gayatri ko uski cheez mil gai toh kaam chal gaya likin agay aisa nahi chalay ga budhi kyunkay main jaanti hoon k tu agay zaroor bahut bari mushkilain khari karo gi Gayatri k liye aur yeh Gayatri ko khud hi samajhna hoga keh kaun sahi hai aur kaun dushmann aur asal bara dushman koi aur nahi yeh budhi BRM hi hai...Bas Gayatri jaldi se pta karlo yeh tum, phir dekhna tum araam se uss budhi ko chakma day sakti ho, iss baat ka poora yaqeen hai mujhe...!!!Budhi tu zada masoom na bunn yeh keh k abh main yeh Gayatri ka bangle kisay doon and all, Gayatri masoom hogi likin hum forum wasiis teri rug rug se waakif hain budhi...Main phir keh kar rahi hoon abhi bhi waqt hai apnay kadam peechay lay lay kyunkay jitnii baar tu Gayatri k khilaaf apna kadam ek uthaay gi toh phir tu utnay hi kareeb apni maut ko invitation day gi...!!!"ššš
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."Gayatri darwaza bunnd karkay mooh dhooya karo na"...*facepalm*
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Phir jab budhi wapas aati hai aur Rageshwari ko neendh ajaati hai aur wo sonay chali jaati hai likin budhi phir bhi Gayatri ko dhoondnay k khyaaloon main hoti hai aur kehti hai k yeh toh confirm hai k wo zinda hai likin kahan hai aur kaisay ajaati hai mehel main yeh budhi ko pta karna hai aur yeh bhi k kaun uski madad kar raha hai toh I was like "Aaarrrggghhh budhiii tu kyun zehen lagaati hai apna kyyunnn? Thakti nahi tu kia? Bas bhi karrr abh kitna aur sochay gi...?!?!?!! Bas karrr...!!!Shit agar isay pta chal gaya k Lakhan uska saath day raha tha toh pta nahi kia hoga???!?"
Phir aata hai Gayatri aur Lakhan wala scene, jab Lakhan ghussay se ubbal raha hota hai keh Kunwarji nay Swarna ko kahin ghaib kardiya hai aur Gayatri kehti hai keh nahi wo jahan bhi hogi sahi hi hogi likin Lakhan phir bhi apni baat pe tikaa rehta hai aur kehta hai keh unho nay hi kuch kiya hai aur phir Gayatri usko relax karti hai keh tum relax hojaaao uskay ek tareeqa pta hai jisay unko pta chal jaay ga k Swarna kahan pe hai aur phir jab sub dining table pe hotay aur Gayatri chupkay se Swarna ki Maa ki awaaz nikaal kar Kunwarji se baat karti hai aur Lakhan sub sunn raha hota hai aur phir wo Kunwarji kehtay hain keh wo iss waqt doctor k paas hai toh jaisay hi wo theek hogi wo usay apnay ghar bhej dain gain aur phir jab Gayatri aur Lakhan dobara kamray main aatay hain aur Lakhan kehta hai keh Kunwarji jhoot bol rahay hain unho nay such main Swarna ko kahin ghaib kardiya hai aur phir Gayatri kehti hai k uska dil kehta hai keh Swarna jahan bhi hai safe hai aur tum pleeease usay thori space do toh dekhna wo jald hi wapas ajaay gi toh I was like "Lakhan Gayatri sahi keh rahi hai Swarna ko thora time do, thori space do, likin Gayatri tum Swarna k case ko itna lenient bhi matt lo kyunkay dekha jaay toh Lakhan bhi ek tarha se sahi keh raha hai uss Kunwarji pe bharoosa nahi kiya ja sakta kyunkay kia pta unho nay such main Swarna k saath kuch bura kiya ho kyunkay jab Swarna ki Maa ka suna tha subnay table pe toh Coca Cola jo haalat tight hoi thi wo dekhnay laaiq thi, Gayatri kahin aisa na ho k such main Kunwarji nay bechari Swarna k saath kuch kardiya ho...Pleeease kuch karo...Iss baat ko halka matt laina...Lakhan ko toh tumnay shaant kardiya hai likin main tumhain recommend karoon gi keh ek baar tum khud se kisi tarha chupkay se Swarna ka pta karwaoo toh acha hoga...!!!"ššš
Phir aata hai budhi, RaGa aur Rageshwari wala scene, jab budhi Ranaji ko kehti hai keh aajkal toh aapko humari zarorat hi nahi aur phir wo kehtay hain keh aajkal unho kaafi sakoon milta hai jabse wo yoga karnay lagay hain aur yeh sunnn kar budhi ko aag lagti hai tab hi jab Rageshwari medicine lay k aati hai aur Savitri bhi saath aati hai toh wo uskay haath se phirse medicine gira daiti hai aur phir jab Rageshwari Savitri pe bharakhti hai toh Ranaji Savitri ki side laitay hain aur yeh budhi ko strange lagta hai k wo ek naukar ka saath kyun day rahay hain aur phir jab budhi kehti hai keh Rageshwari nay aapki itni seva ki hai toh uska zara khyaal rakha kijiye tab hi Gayatri aajaati hai bucket aur paani lay kar aur usay zameen saaf karnay lagti hai aur uska har step budhi note kar rahi hoti hai aur keh kisi tarha iski kaalak utray aur usay suchaai ka pta chal jaay likin Gayatri kisi tarha budhi ko dodge kardaiti hai aur budhi kamray se nikal jaati hai toh I was like "Budhi teri ankhain main dekh rahi hoon abh kuch zada hi Savitri pe hain...Bahut ghoor rahi ho isay...Aur Gayatri pleeease she is not at all an innocent lady...She's a wicked and a cruel woman, jo k bilkul bhi bharoosay k laaiq nahi...UNKO nahi Gayatri jab tumhain unka pta chalay ga toh tumhara kia reaction hoga yeh toh God hi jaanay...Hayy hayyy Gayatri pleeease tumhain iss budhi pe bhi shak rakhna chayeee kyunkay yeh bari tairhi cheez hai, itni asaani se seedhi nahi hogi jab tak tum isay seedha nahi kardaiiti aur abh agar isay pta lag gaya k tum hi Gayatri ho toh subah shaam fevicol ki tarha tumse chipki rahay gi...Dayhaan rahay abh tum isko halka mat laina kyunkay jab bhi budhi ek kadam uthaay gi toh samaj laina k wo tumharay hi khilaaf uth raha hai...!!! So be careful Gayatri...!!!"š³š³š³
Phir aata hai budhi aur Gayatri ki picture wala scene, jab budhi Gayatri ki picture ko lay kar uspe koyla laganay lagti hai toh phir Rageshwari beech main ajaati hai likin dekh nahi paati keh budhi kia kar rahi hai aur usay kuch shak bhi ni hota aur phir wo yeh kehtay hoy chali jaati hai keh usnay kaafi din se koi new jewellery aur kapray nahi liye aur phir budhi dobara uski picture ko koyla laganay main busy hojaati hai aur jab poori picture ko laga daiti hai tab usay yaqeen hojaata hai k Savitri hi Gayatri hai toh I was like "Aye hayyy yeh aaj tu nay itna zada kyun zehen laga liya budhi...Kaash yeh zara Ameerkot main lagaya hota toh kia pta log aaj teri thori izat kartay aur kia pta teray aur teray baitay k paas hi taaj hota likin nahi tu lagi rahi inn bakwaas kamoon main tab hi tujhe kuch nahi milta saali budhiii...Abh agar iss baar tu nay Gayatri ko chout pohanchaaiii na toh tu gai budhi tu gai gai gai...Aisa pitnay wali hai k record break hojaay ga...Kyunkay abh paani sir se bahut upper chala gaya hai CVs...Budhi k pehlay pta chal gaya chalo theek bardaasht karliya kisi tarha likin agar iskay bawajood usnay Gayatri ko nuqsaan pohchaanay ki dobara koshish ki na CVs toh phir tum logoon ki baari hogi pitnay ki kyunkay bas bahut huaaa...Abh kisi tarha Gayatri ko bta bhi do k budhi corrupt hai...!!! Pta nahi kia faaltu main latka k rakha hai...!!!"
Phir aata hai Ranaji aur Rageshwari wala scene, jab Rageshwari se Ranaji maafi maang rahay hotay hain toh wo aur over honay lag jaati hai aur unkay phir kareeb aanay ki koshish karti hai likin Ranaji phir bhi usay khichay hoy hi rehtay hain aur apnay dil main kehtay hain keh isnay toh humain aaj main jeenay ki salha di likin humain iss aaj main jeena toh mushkil lag raha hai toh I was like "Mushkil toh lagay ga na Ranaji jab 24/7 yeh churail aapkay nazroon k saamnay rahay gi toh koi bhi normal insaan pagal hi hojaay ga...Kyunkay yeh Rageshwari normal nahi hai kuch aur hi hai...Samjhiyee apnay bhai ki bigri hoi version hai...Bas uski tarha phatti hoi nahi hai likin kum bhi nahi baaki cheezoon main...Aap isko choryeee aur apni Savitri aka Gayatri pe focus kijiye, dekhiye ga zindagi apnay aap hi aapko kitni khoobsurat lagti hai...!!!"ššš
Aur akhir main aata hai budhi ki bakwaas bangle ki nautanki wala scene, jab budhi kehti hai keh yeh Gayatri ka bangle usay mila hai aur uss dauran Gayatri Ranaji ko head massage day rahi hoti hai aur phir Ranaji kehtay hain keh aapnay jo karna hai kijiye BRM aur budhi pehlay Rageshwari ko kehti hai k wo rakh lay likin wo nahi maanti phir wo Savitri ko day daiti hai keh tum nay aaj tak Ranaji k liye jo kuch bhi kiya samjho uskay liye yeh day rahi hoon likin wo laiti nahi hai tab hi Ranaji khud uth kar usay daitay hain aur wo hairaan reh jaati hai aur budhi end main ghorr rahi hoti hai toh I was like "Kia pta kia karna chahti hai tu budhi?!?! Kyun Gayatri k emotions ko test karnay ki koshish kar rahi hai tu? Hain?!!? Aaj toh chalo ek bahanay Gayatri ko uski cheez mil gai toh kaam chal gaya likin agay aisa nahi chalay ga budhi kyunkay main jaanti hoon k tu agay zaroor bahut bari mushkilain khari karo gi Gayatri k liye aur yeh Gayatri ko khud hi samajhna hoga keh kaun sahi hai aur kaun dushmann aur asal bara dushman koi aur nahi yeh budhi BRM hi hai...Bas Gayatri jaldi se pta karlo yeh tum, phir dekhna tum araam se uss budhi ko chakma day sakti ho, iss baat ka poora yaqeen hai mujhe...!!!Budhi tu zada masoom na bunn yeh keh k abh main yeh Gayatri ka bangle kisay doon and all, Gayatri masoom hogi likin hum forum wasiis teri rug rug se waakif hain budhi...Main phir keh kar rahi hoon abhi bhi waqt hai apnay kadam peechay lay lay kyunkay jitnii baar tu Gayatri k khilaaf apna kadam ek uthaay gi toh phir tu utnay hi kareeb apni maut ko invitation day gi...!!!"ššš
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."Gayatri darwaza bunnd karkay mooh dhooya karo na"...*facepalm*
Do share your thoughts guysš³š³š³
Thank you so muchš¤š¤š¤
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