Chapter 21:
Continued...
Manik and Nandini were in the car. They were going on some road which was isolated. Suddenly a van came in front of them and Manik stopped the car with a jerk.
Manik: W*F...
Nandini: OMG Manik..this is just like movies...I'm so excited...
Manik: Nandini this is not some movie going on.
Nandini: are movie hi hai na..movies main car aise a jati hai..aur phir pata hai kya hota hai..andar se gunde aate hain aur utha kar le jate hain...
Manik: yahan koi gunde nahi hain. He said irritatedly
Both saw some people coming out of the car. Their faces were covered with black masks.
Nandini excited: OMG Manik...yeh toh sach main goons a Gaye...wow...
Manik: Kaali zuban!!
Nandini: are but meri zuban toh pink hai..
Manik slaps his forehead...
Goon knocks on the window with his gun
Goon: eh..gaari khol nahi toh ura dun ga...
Nandini: OMG Manik what r u waiting for..open the door na..lets go with them...I can't believe this I'm going to experience a live movie...yay...
Manik: Nandini just shut up!
Nandini pouts cutely...
Goon: darwaza kholta hai ke main gun se uraon...
Manik opens the door...
The goon keeps the gun on his head...
Goon: koi hoshiari mat karna...dono chalo hamare saath...Nandini too comes out smiling like a fool like always...
Manik: aap meri car le lo...hum se kya mile ga?
Goon: car toh hum Len ge...saath main tum dono bhi chalo...
Manik suddenly beats on his stomach...the gun falls down n goon winces in pain...
Second goon comes and points the gun on Nandini's head...
Goon: eh chal hamare saath nahi toh ladki ko ura dun ga...
Nandini: OMG goon uncle...jaldi Karo na...Manik come na lets go...goon uncle..wow...I must say..what a movie...what..a ...movie...
Goon: ladki yahan koi movie nahi chal rahi!
Nandini: are goon uncle...aap use blackmail Karo na mujhe Marne ke liye nahi toh wo nahi aye ga...
Goon: tu toh Bari smart Nikli
Nandini: Bachpan se goon uncle...
Goon: main uncle nahi Hun...
Nandini: oh toh aap baby ho..ok ok...
Goon: Han baby bhi theek hai..
Manik: Nandini keep ur mouth shut...aur tum dekho..use chor do..nahi toh tumhare saath acha nahi ho ga...tum jante nahi ho mujhe...
Goon: bas bas...tu koi prime minister ka beta hai...yeh dialogue bohat sune hain hum ne ...eh pakar use...
They made them sit in the van..and tied them with ropes...
Nandini: waise goon baby..aap ki age kya hai?
Goon: main age nahi batata...I'm very age conscious!
Nandini: ooh I see...matlab u r like us girls..we r also age conscious...
Goon: Teri age kya hai?
Nandini: apun ko age nahi batane ka..she said angrily!
Goon: ok ok...
Nandini: hello 2nd goon uncle...
2nd goon rolls his eyes...
Nandini: ayioo..is ki ankhen phir gayi hain..is ko Doctor ko check karane ka!
Goon: oh mere bhai..dikha...are is ki ankhen theek hain...
Nandini:ooh I think I need glasses!
Goon: yes u do!
Nandini: why is my sugar plum so quiet??
Manik glares at her...
Goon: ayioo...tujhe ki hua?
Manik: pagalon se para parh Gaya hai! He said sarcastically...
Nandini: ayioo..kidr hain pagal...Hume unhe jaldi se asylum dalna ho ga
Goon: bilkul theek! Bata kidr hain
Manik: tum dono ke dimagh main!
Nandini: ayioo...goon baby..Hume screw chahiye ho ga brain kholne ke liye...tabhi toh hamara screw theek ho ga na...
Goon: Han bilkul..eh bhai tere paas screw hai kya?
2nd goon glares at him...he puts finger on his lips scared...
Nandini: eh goon uncle...Teri itni himat..tu ne us ko daraya kyun??
Goon 2: chup kar!
Nandini: Nandini murthy never stays quiet...that's next to impossible!
Goon2: nazar a raha hai!
Nandini: ayioo...ab aap batao ge aap ne Hume kidnap kyun kiya...aur yeh film ka director kahan hai..mujhe mere dialogues nahi mile!where is my script????
Goon2: why god why...why did we kidnap her?? main satak Gaya Hun lagta hai!
Manik: happy realization!
Nandini started crying...
Goon2: ab tujhe kya hua?
Nandini: my sugar plum is not talking to me..he is only talking to u..I'm jealous of you...
Goon2 to Manik: are you gay? Tera mujh pe interest kyun hai??
Nandini cries more: ayiooo...my soon to be hubby is gay...ab mera kya...I don't even know any lesbian!!!
Manik murmurs: God kidr phasa diya aap ne...plz just save me...from this girl and these goons...jo us se Zada mental hain!!
Nandini: my sugar plum...are you angry with me?
Manik: are how can I be angry with my baby? I love u so much!
Nandini smiles...I knew it...
They soon reach some isolated place...and go in and then tied them to the chairs...and then went away
Nandini: Manik..I'm very hungry..I wanna eat something..plz call some maid na!
Manik:'Han bas director ata ho ga..us seto kehte hain chaiye pani ka bandobast kare..he smiles sarcastically
Nandini: ok my sugar plum..I'm waiting...
Manik: Nandini..on a serious note...this is all real...not some movie going on...he shouts angrily!
Nandini mouth was like O
Nandini: oh I see...
Manik: I don't know what to do...I left my phone in the car too..dad would be worried...
Nandini: Manik!! She shouts
Manik: what??
Nandini: I know..I know what is written next?
Manik confused: what?
Nandini: are then goon uncle and goon baby will come..and they will call at our home..and they will demand money..then our family will come with money...they will give it to them and they would set us free...not like free bird...they will kill us...u know I saw in saath nibahna saathiya...where rashi is tied..and then gopi comes and saves her and she gets hurt on the head too..I remember!!and she gets admitted in the hospital!!
Manik: I seriously need to shut ur serials!! U won't watch another show on tv..I swear!!
He gritted his teeth...Nandini pouts...
Nandini shouts: goon uncle...goon uncle...!!!!!!hellooo...my goon uncle...where r u..Nandini murthy is missing u!!!she is calling u!!!!!!
Goon uncle comes in...
Goon:kya hai tujhe be...I'm not ur uncle!!
Nandini: ayioo...main aap ko kya bulaon????
Goon: call me handsome!!
Nandini: ayioo...aap ka chehra ni dikh raha..meko kaise pata chale ga...??
Goon: Zada smart banne ki koshish mat kar...acha...main kyun dikhaon apna chehra??
Nandini: are aap sharma kyun rahe ho...hamari bhabhi ko sharmana chahiye! Waise where is my bhabhi..I mean ur wifey??
Goon: eh Tera item ko chup Kara...Teri item chup ni hoti?????
Manik: yah..tell me...Manik rolls his eyes...
Nandini: hey handsome!! Tell us when will u call at our home for demanding money??
Goon: pehle tu apna mun band kar..phir batata Hun...
Nandini: are but my tongue is not in control!!
Goon to Manik: main Tera sukh the samaj sakta Hun!!
Manik: koi toh hai ko and mujhe samajta hai!! Thanks a lot!!
Goon: yeh tere ko kahan mili?
Manik: long story!!
Goon: oh ok...
Nandini: are handsome..waise aap ka yeh business kab seand chal raha hai..kidnapping business?? Nandini raises her eyebrow!
Manik: bro...she won't stop with her questions..I think u should go!
Nandini: pehle apun ko jawab dene ka..phir Jane ka!
Goon: pehle experience hai...aur aaj I have learned something...
Nandini: learned what?
Goon: don't ever try to do bad things...or bad things will happen to you!!
Nandini: ooh...good lesson!!
Nandini: waise aap bhabhi seand kab mila rahe ho?
Goon: ayiooo koi bacha lo mujhe is ladki se...
Nandini starts crying...
Goon: ayioo kya hua ladki...
Nandini: mujhe...*sniffing* ...mere kabutar ki yaad a gayi...mera US wala kabutar...mera bhaiii...wo bhi mere ko chor ke chala Gaya..no one loves me..I lost my brother...
Goon: oh ho..wo kyun chor Gaya?
Nandini: wo main us ko daana dalna bhool gayi thi na...toh is liye he went..he was angry na that's why!
Goon: koi baat nahi...main banu ga na Tera bhai
Nandini smiling: really Gooonnn bhaiii...
Both have happy tears...
Goon: tere ko pata hai..mujhe hamesha se aik behn chahiye thi!!
Nandini: aur mujhe hamesha seand aik bhai!!
Goon: aaj God ne hamari wish poori kar di!
Manik murmurs: I thought ke is ke paas toh sense ho gi koi...now I know every one in the world is psychotic...Everyone is mad...it's confirmed!! Sirf main hi aik samajdar Hun...no no..main idiot Hun jo is se pyar karta Hun...God aap ne mujhe is duniya main toh bheja lekin mere bheje main bheja kyun nahi bheja????
Nandini: aww my goon bhai...I love u so much bhai..
Goon: I love u too behna!!
Goon starts crying again...
Nandini: ayioo kya hua bhai??
Goon crying: mujhe meri girlfriend ki yaad a gayi...
Nandini: ayioo u r not married?
Goon nods his head in a no..
Nandini: aap ki girlfriend kyun chali gayi??
Goon: wo mujhe behn chahiye thi na...I told her my wish...toh wo mujhe Valentine's Day pe rakhi pehna ke chali gayi...
Manik bursts out laughing hahahahahhahah
Goon and Nandini is glaring at him...
Nandini: why r u laughing..this matter is really serious!!
Manik controls his laughter: sorry...
Goon: tujhe pata hai main us ke saath kya gata tha
Nandini: kya?
Goon: tu bhi mere saath gaa chal...
Nandini nods her head in a yes...
Goon singing. 'Pyar diwana hota hai mastana hota hai
Har khushi se har gam se begana hota hai'
Nandini and Goon singing. 'Pyar diwana hota hai mastana hota hai
Har khushi se har gam se begana hota hai'
Manik wants to bang his head in some wall...' Plz mujhe ap ki gun se ura do...
Goon: aur pata hai phir jab wo mujhe chor ke chali gayi na..tab main ne Gaya...
'Aik hazaron main meri behna hai...aik hazaron main meri behna hai...saari umar..Hume sang rehna hai...ooh...aik hazaro main meri behna hai'
Nandini: main bhi gaon gi...
Nandini and goon singing...
'Aik hazaron main meri/mera behna/bhaiya hain...saari umar..Hume sang rehna hai...ooh...aik hazaron main meri/mera behna/bhaiya hain'
1st goon come in...
Nandini: are goon baby..come na..we are singing..u too join us!
Goon: no..tum log gayo...
2nd goon wipes his tears...and unties Nandini...Manik's mouth was like O
They hug each other...
Goon: main apni behn ko apne haath se khilaon ga!
Nandini nods happily...
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Nandini: goon bhai...goon bhai...
Goon: Bol meri behn...
Nandini: aap mere liye kaam Karo ge pljjj
Goon: Han Bol na...
Nandini: kisi ko kidnap karwana hai...Manik looks at her shockingly...
Manik: what??
Nandini: stay quiet..my sugar plum...acha goon bhai...batao na
Goon: Han Bol na..kise karwana hai??
Nandini: meri behn Navya ko!!
To be continued...
PRECAP: Navya kidnapped...Cabir to save her..their moments...Manik angry with Nandini!
Edited by LovelyKat - 9 years ago
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