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Some weeks ago I made a promise to someone . Due to some reasons I couldn't fulfill that on time and I thought that She has forgotten that...but, but she still remembers ...and about this I got to Know today only. So here it goes...Love you Lolita...😳❤️😃
😃❤️😃And sorry for being so late...
Now coming to os...plzz don't expect any storyline or logic😆
DADDY WENT FOR SHOPPING
They could both feel their heart thumping loudly with anxiety. The responsibility was big and so was the pressure to fulfill the task. They were confident but equally tensed and scared. It was surely going to be the toughest task of their entire existence.
Randhir and Parth both looked at each, wished a silent good luck to each other and then they again fixed their gazes on the target. They took a deep breath and ran with full speed to attack...attack at the SUPER MARKET.
As they entered into that mysterious alien world they could feel atmosphere changing drastically. They eyed everything present on counters with suspicion...they could not afford to take risk after all. They were feeling like a child lost in the dark jungles of harry potter world.
" So what's the next step" Parth asked cluelessly to an equally clueless Randhir.
" ok so we have crossed the first level parth. Now the next." Randhir said with a proud and confident smile on their first victory.
"We have to find that secret potion which babies consume in every 2 hours" Parth said in a full serious tone.
" you mean baby food??"
" yeah... but don't you think secret potion sounds a way more cool and adventurous" Parth quipped excitedly. Randhir just stared at him for a good one minute.
Had it been any other day, Randhir would have run away. But today he nodded in agreement...
Randhir's P.O.V-
What?? Hey! it indeed sounds cool... don't give me those weird looks people! plus when my wife could take the most stupidest decision of challenging me to buy all the necessary stuffs of our 7 months old baby then I was also allowed to make a silly...no, no, not silly...umm yes, unusual choice of word.
After roaming for 30 minutes, we were standing with huge, heavy and... empty trolly. It was so confusing...more confusing then the situation when your gf asks whether she looks more beautiful in hot pink dress or fuchsia pink dress!. Both are pink...how a man is supposed to differentiate between two things which are twins and that too identical twins developed from the same zygote ??? Similarly how anyone is supposed to differentiate between soo many brands of baby food...I mean secret potion! when they all do the same work of filling a baby's stomach!!
But my intelligent mind came up with a brilliant idea. I started counting packets but in Randhir Singh Shekhatwat's way
" Eenie, meenie, miney, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go.
My mother said to pick
The very best one
And you are not it...yeah this one" I said while picking up the packet.
Parth's gave me a series of expressions, changing at an annoyingly slow pace...confused, curious, are-you-kidding-me-dude, actually-its-not-that-bad, infact-this-is-superb, you -are-a-genius. And I was like " I know the last one very well!!"
" Next target- diapers" Parth announced as if Alexander was announcing to attack on Indian subcontinents after defeating Achaemenid Empire of Persia.
Applying the previous technique I picked a big packet of diapers.
" Shouldn't we consider some facts before buying diapers?" Parth said.
" Dude, these are diapers not diamonds that you need to check the hallmark before buying" I thought of yelling this on him but ...
" like what ?" I said with all calmness on the earth.
" I think we should test them first " he said and I was confirmed that vidushi was doing some kind of black magic on Parth. Otherwise there was no reason for his such weird comments. It was not like he hadn't done weird things before...but it was the weirdest, means weirder than a Sajid khan movie having a story , weirder than a person following traffic rules in India , weirder than Tom cruise refusing to star in next MI movie due to a offer for role in CID...
" Randhir we should test them by pouring water on them. Something like they show in those huggies and pampers advertisements"
ooo so he actually meant that and I thought that he himself gonna ...let it be!!... but see the good part, he wasn't possessed !...but at that moment I strongly felt that being possessed by some supernatural power would have been much better for him. Atleast in that way he could have had a reason for giving such illogical-silly-stupid idea.
" No we are not doing that" I said seriously.
" but why??" parth cribbed. I finally understood that evil baby stuffs all around the place were taking a toll on his mind. I needed to get him out of that place as fast as possible.
" Parth!" I tried to make him understand " sometimes we want something to happen but the world considers it as wrong and it tells you that it is wrong to have such wish. But still we don't understand. We want to follow our heart and this is true that heart is always true but STILL it is not necessary that our heart is ALWAYS true, plus functionally heart is only meant for pumping blood. Taking decision is the fundamental right of brain...so do you want to be a cruel step dad by denying your brain its HAQ??"
When you cannot convince someone by a logically correct reasoning then confuse him by a baseless emotional speech. #secrettosuccess
End of Randhir's pov
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At home-
" Where are other stuffs?" Sanyukta asked.
" what other stuffs? We have brought all things which a baby needs" Parth said relaxing on the sofa.
" Their meaning of ' all things a baby needs ' just end at baby food and diapers" vidushi said while emptying the shopping bags.
" Seriously ?? You both couldn't complete such a simple job??" sanyu rolled her eyes unbelievingly.
Randhir and parth stared at their respective wives in the hope of getting enlightened about their mistakes. But their wives left the room without saying anything.
" Are they mad at us?" parth asked.
" No , its just that they are now convinced that shopping is not our cup of thea!" Randir said with a disappointed face.
Both of them kept on sitting on the sofa thinking about their wives insensitive behaviour towards their hard work.
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THE END.
I know this is a crap. I am not happy wid the way it turned out. But I have written this after throwing away my brain out of window...so I don't know what to say about this. 😕😕
😕
Aanya😊
😃❤️😃And sorry for being so late...
Now coming to os...plzz don't expect any storyline or logic😆
DADDY WENT FOR SHOPPING
They could both feel their heart thumping loudly with anxiety. The responsibility was big and so was the pressure to fulfill the task. They were confident but equally tensed and scared. It was surely going to be the toughest task of their entire existence.
Randhir and Parth both looked at each, wished a silent good luck to each other and then they again fixed their gazes on the target. They took a deep breath and ran with full speed to attack...attack at the SUPER MARKET.
As they entered into that mysterious alien world they could feel atmosphere changing drastically. They eyed everything present on counters with suspicion...they could not afford to take risk after all. They were feeling like a child lost in the dark jungles of harry potter world.
" So what's the next step" Parth asked cluelessly to an equally clueless Randhir.
" ok so we have crossed the first level parth. Now the next." Randhir said with a proud and confident smile on their first victory.
"We have to find that secret potion which babies consume in every 2 hours" Parth said in a full serious tone.
" you mean baby food??"
" yeah... but don't you think secret potion sounds a way more cool and adventurous" Parth quipped excitedly. Randhir just stared at him for a good one minute.
Had it been any other day, Randhir would have run away. But today he nodded in agreement...
Randhir's P.O.V-
What?? Hey! it indeed sounds cool... don't give me those weird looks people! plus when my wife could take the most stupidest decision of challenging me to buy all the necessary stuffs of our 7 months old baby then I was also allowed to make a silly...no, no, not silly...umm yes, unusual choice of word.
After roaming for 30 minutes, we were standing with huge, heavy and... empty trolly. It was so confusing...more confusing then the situation when your gf asks whether she looks more beautiful in hot pink dress or fuchsia pink dress!. Both are pink...how a man is supposed to differentiate between two things which are twins and that too identical twins developed from the same zygote ??? Similarly how anyone is supposed to differentiate between soo many brands of baby food...I mean secret potion! when they all do the same work of filling a baby's stomach!!
But my intelligent mind came up with a brilliant idea. I started counting packets but in Randhir Singh Shekhatwat's way
" Eenie, meenie, miney, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go.
My mother said to pick
The very best one
And you are not it...yeah this one" I said while picking up the packet.
Parth's gave me a series of expressions, changing at an annoyingly slow pace...confused, curious, are-you-kidding-me-dude, actually-its-not-that-bad, infact-this-is-superb, you -are-a-genius. And I was like " I know the last one very well!!"
" Next target- diapers" Parth announced as if Alexander was announcing to attack on Indian subcontinents after defeating Achaemenid Empire of Persia.
Applying the previous technique I picked a big packet of diapers.
" Shouldn't we consider some facts before buying diapers?" Parth said.
" Dude, these are diapers not diamonds that you need to check the hallmark before buying" I thought of yelling this on him but ...
" like what ?" I said with all calmness on the earth.
" I think we should test them first " he said and I was confirmed that vidushi was doing some kind of black magic on Parth. Otherwise there was no reason for his such weird comments. It was not like he hadn't done weird things before...but it was the weirdest, means weirder than a Sajid khan movie having a story , weirder than a person following traffic rules in India , weirder than Tom cruise refusing to star in next MI movie due to a offer for role in CID...
" Randhir we should test them by pouring water on them. Something like they show in those huggies and pampers advertisements"
ooo so he actually meant that and I thought that he himself gonna ...let it be!!... but see the good part, he wasn't possessed !...but at that moment I strongly felt that being possessed by some supernatural power would have been much better for him. Atleast in that way he could have had a reason for giving such illogical-silly-stupid idea.
" No we are not doing that" I said seriously.
" but why??" parth cribbed. I finally understood that evil baby stuffs all around the place were taking a toll on his mind. I needed to get him out of that place as fast as possible.
" Parth!" I tried to make him understand " sometimes we want something to happen but the world considers it as wrong and it tells you that it is wrong to have such wish. But still we don't understand. We want to follow our heart and this is true that heart is always true but STILL it is not necessary that our heart is ALWAYS true, plus functionally heart is only meant for pumping blood. Taking decision is the fundamental right of brain...so do you want to be a cruel step dad by denying your brain its HAQ??"
When you cannot convince someone by a logically correct reasoning then confuse him by a baseless emotional speech. #secrettosuccess
End of Randhir's pov
---------------------------888888888----------------------------------
At home-
" Where are other stuffs?" Sanyukta asked.
" what other stuffs? We have brought all things which a baby needs" Parth said relaxing on the sofa.
" Their meaning of ' all things a baby needs ' just end at baby food and diapers" vidushi said while emptying the shopping bags.
" Seriously ?? You both couldn't complete such a simple job??" sanyu rolled her eyes unbelievingly.
Randhir and parth stared at their respective wives in the hope of getting enlightened about their mistakes. But their wives left the room without saying anything.
" Are they mad at us?" parth asked.
" No , its just that they are now convinced that shopping is not our cup of thea!" Randir said with a disappointed face.
Both of them kept on sitting on the sofa thinking about their wives insensitive behaviour towards their hard work.
-----------------8888888888--------------------
THE END.
I know this is a crap. I am not happy wid the way it turned out. But I have written this after throwing away my brain out of window...so I don't know what to say about this. 😕😕
😕
Aanya😊
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