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Riya

@akyabiggestfan

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#11

K: lo! dekha miss kashyap aapka jaadu cha hi gaya sab emotional hogaye...

M: aur kya ab toh main Integers tak bhool gaya hu...kya + aur kya -!!!!

A: ( emotional) haawww! mujhe toh sab yaad hai...

K: maine kaha na miss kashyap aap mahan hai...par hum na aam insaan hai...

A: ab voh toh main hu bhai...vaise Mr. Convex Takle...aapne baagi banne ke liye baagolism padha?

Kabir was looking like a kid who had that* what the hell is this teacher ( girl in this case ) blabbering* look...

A: vaise physics mein motion was my favourite chapter!... what about u sir?

K: nothing like matter!

Meanwhile Madhonath and Mannu looked on like sheer idiots!

Edited by akyabiggestfan - 10 years ago

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thelostgirl

@thelostgirl

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#12

Madho: maine jitna ganith pada usme Permutation and Combination( he he the chap which m studying noe) mera favourite hai

aur iske bade phaide bhi hai

Guard: woh kaise Madho bhaiya?

Madho: arre pagle PnC padhkar yeh samajh aaya ki kisko kaise uthaana hai aur thikaane lagaane hai

Ananya: waah Madhonath

kya dimaag lagaya yaar

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Sagi97

@Sagi97

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#13

The taklu guard looks hopefully at Ananya.

Madam, mujhe padhaynegi kya?

A: Ha ha, kyoun nahi. Jao, ek notebook aur pencil leaao.

G: Abhi laya!

M: Abe, kahan ja raha hain? Mere pass hain. Wo pichhle baar ek stationery supplier ka kidnap kiya tha na, uska bacha hua hain. Main soch raha tha, iska kya karoun? Chalo Acchha hain!

Kabir: Isko kehte hain resourse management!

G: Ab yeh kya hain naya?

K: Kuchh nahi bhaiya...pehle aap A,B, C,D seekh jaon, yeh sab sikhane ke liye experts alag hote hain. Jaise hamare Khalid Sir..

Madhonath: Jao, unko bhi pakad ke lao. Mujhe iss area main tution ki zaroorat hain...

Guard rolls his eyes. Next time! pehle meri padhai..

Till then Guard has walked in with a pencil and paper and squats next to Ananya.

Ananya puts the paper next to him and shows him how to hold the pencil.

"Aise pakadna..do ungliyon ke beech main. Chammach ke tarah nahi!"

Somehow the guard manages to get the hold right. Ananya leans ahead.

Ab likho...A for Aapple...Aare koi colour crayons bhi lao! ab isko aaple kaise dikhauon?

Edited by Sagi. - 10 years ago

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Aalina.

@Aalina.

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: Sagi.
The taklu guard looks hopefully at Ananya.
Madam, mujhe padhaynegi kya?

A: Ha ha, kyoun nahi. Jao, ek notebook aur pencil leaao.
G: Abhi laya!
M: Abe, kahan ja raha hain? Mere pass hain. Wo pichhle baar ek stationery supplier ka kidnap kiya tha na, uska bacha hua hain. Main soch raha tha, iska kya karoun? Chalo Acchha hain!
Kabir: Isko kehte hain resourse management!
G: Ab yeh kya hain naya?
K: Kuchh nahi bhaiya...pehle aap A,B, C,D seekh jaon, yeh sab sikhane ke liye experts alag hote hain. Jaise hamare Khalid Sir..
Madhonath: Jao, unko bhi pakad ke lao. Mujhe iss area main tution ki zaroorat hain...
Guard rolls his eyes. Next time! pehle meri padhai..

Till then Guard has walked in with a pencil and paper and squats next to Ananya.

Ananya puts the paper next to him and shows him how to hold the pencil.
"Aise pakadna..do ungliyon ke beech main. Chammach ke tarah nahi!"

Somehow the guard manages to get the hold right. Ananya leans ahead.

Ab likho...A for Aapple...Aare koi colour crayons bhi lao! ab isko aaple kaise dikhauon?

O Sagi!🤣🤣...too much yar😆😆

Edited by Aalina. - 10 years ago

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Sagi97

@Sagi97

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#15

Madhonath asks another guard: Dekh wo stationery dealer ke cheezon main crayons hain kya? Nahi to ek apple ped se tod ke la!

Guard rolls his eyes and sets about his task. After some time comes in.

"Uske cheezon main crayons nahi hain. Main bahar koi apple ke ped hain kya to dekhta houn"

Madhonath Nods. Kabir smirks.

"Abe, yeh koi apple kla season thode hi hain? Ped pe apple iss waqt nahi milenge!"

M: To phir?

K: Ek kaam kijiye. Aapne laal baniyan pehna haina. Uske nikal ke dijiye.

Madhonath complies. Ab kya kare? School ki padhai to karni haina.

Ananya. Accha hain ji. Dekho, apple laal rang ka hota hain. Iss colour ka. Bolo Laal!

Everyone in unison: Laal.

Meanwhile Kabir looks at Madhonath's bulges.

"Very baad. itna saara flab? isiliye aap logon ki tarakki nahi ho pa rahi hain..."

Madhonath to Kabir: to main kya karoun? shayad isiliye meri biwi bhaag gayi...

Kabir: toda aerobics karte hain. Chalo shuru ho jao...One, two...buckle my shoe...

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thelostgirl

@thelostgirl

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#16

Madhonath starts dancing on Kabir s tunes meanwhile the other Baghis are studying with Ananya

Desu returns after his morning walk and is shocked to see the scenario infront of him

bt phir Desu ki bhi dimaag ki batti jali and usne camera on kiya jo Kabir aur Ananya laaye the aur yeh sab record karna shuru kar diya

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Riya

@akyabiggestfan

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#17

The Taklu gaurd uncle seems bored so he makes a face...

A: teacher ji! teacher ji! mujhe vo sikhao jo mere bachche gaate rehte hai...vo tinkle..tunkle...

K: tunkle nahi...twinkle twinkle little star...how I wonder what u are ...

A: arrey waah sir! I must say haan!

K: kyu main seedha Delhi kranti mein reporter bana? nursery toh attend hi nahi kiya? haina? ...

Ananya made a baby angry face and looked away...

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thelostgirl

@thelostgirl

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#18

Ananya: seedha saadha simple jawaab dena toh aapke DNA mai hi nhi hai na

acha khaasa mood kharaab kar diya mera

mujhe nhi padhaana kuch

(to Madhonath and his gang)jaao tum sab yaha se

mujhe gussa aa rha hai aur ab mera mood bhi kharaab hai

Taklu: par madam ji

A: maine kaha na

jaao tum sab yaha

one by one everyone left and at last Madhonath closed the room

now only Kabir and Ananya r there in the room

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Riya

@akyabiggestfan

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#19

K: achcha meri ma! par atleast mwre DNA mein maafi maangna toh hai...

A: jaiyye I'm very gussa...

Saying this she puffs up her cheeks...

Kabir presses his fingers on her cheeks...and her cheeks become normal again...

K: sahi kehte hai...ma ke nuske hamesha kaam karte hai...meri ma mere gussa hone par yahi karti thi...

A: oh! tab toh pakka hamari maye kumbh mein bichdi mooh boli samdhan hai...

K: mooh boli samdhan?

A: kyu agar mooh boli ma hosakti hai toh samdhan kyu nahi?

K: ( telephonic tone) aapke yeh mahaan vichaar hamare brain ki samaj ke daire se bahar hai kripya punah try na kare!

Ananya breaks into laughter and almost falls down laughing. ...

K: ( utterly shocked) hawww!

MISS ANANYA KASHYAP HASI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kabir acted as if he had fainted...

Edited by akyabiggestfan - 10 years ago

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thelostgirl

@thelostgirl

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#20

Ananya: Kyaa baath hai Kabir sir?? hmmm...aap toh mujhse bhi bade drama queen nikli hai

Supposed to be fainted Kabir spoke

Kabir: queen nhi king Miss Kashyap

u see mai ek aadmi hu

Ananya: oh wow..!!!seriously

kya baath hai sir hmm..mujhe toh pata hi nhi tha

thank god aapne mujhe bata diya

Kabir: chalo kuch toh acha kiya maine

haasshh

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