Nadal to change his spelling from Rafael to RaFAIL at behest of Ektaa

Nadal to change his spelling from Rafael to RaFAIL at behest of Ektaa Kapoor's astro-numerologist


Posted on September 26, 2015 by Devashish in General, Latest


Only two things have suffered as badly as Rafael Nadal's performance this year - Greece's economy and Nestl's Maggi. The Spaniard has not been able to reach a Grand Slam final since the 2014 French Open, and has won only three minor tournaments this year. Pundits are saying it is only a matter of time before Nadal slips below even Bopanna in world rankings and he may have to settle for partnering with Leander or Hingis to steal a few doubles titles here and there.

So what is haunting Nadal? First, he thought it was because of his bad knee, but later as performances continued to plummet, he started to believe it could be because of supernatural reasons. That's when Ektaa Kapoor came to his rescue. According to reports, Ektaa is a big fat fan of Nadal and she was quite disappointed to see him lose Grand Slam after Grand Slam this year. And she came up with a perfect remedy to ward off the evil supernatural powers hindering Nadal's performance. She immediately contacted her astro-numerologist to know the reasons for Nadal's prolonged slump.

The astro-numerologist who had earlier advised Ektaa to add K' in her movies and serials said Nadal needs an I' in his name. Speaking of the importance of I', the astro-numerologist said, "Look around in the world of Tennis right now. There is clear domination of the people who have an I' in their names. Be it DjokovIc or Serena WIllIams or WawrInka who's the only player other than DjokovIc to win a Grand Slam this year. My science is correct. He just needs to fit in an I' somewhere."

We looked at the possibilities of adding I' to Nadal's name and the best we could come up with was Rafail Nadal. Let's see if with this new name Nadal is able to beat the likes of DjokovIc and WawrInka and well, if he fails he can always defend it by saying it's in his name, RaFAIL!